canon: tank girl

[grenadeball]

wait you're going to bring me to TWO games?

there better be some primo fucking booze at both of them to make up for the total lack of sex

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[madcapmarsupial]

I could go for some primo fucking booze myself.

[grenadeball]

How do you feel about bizarre Leave It To Beaver-esque whitebread towns and/or California cities ruled by an organization that make everyone murder each other for cash.

[madcapmarsupial]

If I wanted to hang with more white people, I'd go visit Disneyworld.

With you in California it wouldn't be fair~

[grenadeball]

Please, the only black guy you know is Stevie and you hate his guts cuz I used to fuck him.

Pffft, it's a fucking cartoon anyway. No one dies forever.

[madcapmarsupial]

I have good reason to hate Stevie!

So it's like Disneyland?

[grenadeball]

You have insecurities to hate Stevie.

Sort of? More like, Disney when Mickey Mouse could threaten to kill everyone.

[madcapmarsupial]

Pssht, I'm a bloody rock of confidence.

Sounds like my kind of theme park. Just keep all the hot topic shit out of there.

[grenadeball]

'Hot topic shit', shit, I gotta get your ass with the times. You been locked up in your room masturbating to Flash Gordon for too damn long, ya twat.

[madcapmarsupial]

Bullshit, I know the fucking internet and everything.

[grenadeball]

Name three things you know from it that aren't porn.

[madcapmarsupial]

Lollcats, lollcats, something about a cake.

[grenadeball]

Sounds about right. I need to pay some neighborhood kid 20 bucks and a sixpack so he can figure out how to download Jeopardy reruns to the tank.

Fuck, you should've been around for the last time I was in a game. We drew a fuckin' penis on the moon.

Well, you were there, but not you-you.

[madcapmarsupial]

How the hell did I miss that?! ...but didn't. Oi, fuck super science.

[grenadeball]

It's still there. Crowning fuckin' achievement.

We also tried to make a baby for awhile. Fucked up times.

[madcapmarsupial]

We did? Didn't we already have a kid? Like with a TV head? Or I'm remembering things wrong again.

[grenadeball]

Sort of? You know none of our shit is canon till it later is. That was from... Not-Martin, anyway. Still, it also wasn't Apocalypse.

God, fucking Apocalypse. Gugh.

[madcapmarsupial]

Jesus. Better than me being played by Ice-Fucking-Tea.

[grenadeball]

You looked uglier than usual in that movie. Don't know what the fuck was with that makeup.

Point is, you missed a lot of shit. Golf with the devil, yelling at that cartoon band Jamie left to go make up with the poof from Blur, me almost successfully becoming mayor of not-new-york, and drug road trip with Raoul Duke.

And your greatest fetish wet dream ever: You havin' your own giant robot.

[madcapmarsupial]

Fuckin' hell. Really?

No fair! Sounds way better than that ponce of a robot in mundane's head.

[grenadeball]

Yeah, it was pretty amazing. Our doctor was a ninja and I was pot buddies with the Hulk for a while.

Basically I'm just bragging now.

[madcapmarsupial]

Can't believe I missed all that, fuck.

You owe me.

[grenadeball]

Not lettin' you borrow my dildos.

[madcapmarsupial]

At least let me draw a dong on the moon too!

[grenadeball]

Don't think we'll have any supervillain tech to steal from in California murderland.

[madcapmarsupial]

We can improvise: maybe draw a dong on the Golden Gate Bridge?

[imonabike]

Mind sharing if you find any good booze?

[grenadeball]

Yes.

[imonabike]

Sounds good.

How you been, Tank?

[grenadeball]

I didn't think you heard the 'yes' to the 'mind'. As in, yes, I do mind. Meaning 'more booze for me'.

Undersexed.

[imonabike]

Then this is gonna be to both statements: Oh.

[grenadeball]

What else did you figger was gonna be happening?

[imonabike]

Never know. Some people start havin' kids, some people take up cliff diving.

[grenadeball]

I'm a comic book, Cole, status quo demands things never change. It took 2 decades just to get married.

[imonabike]

Good point. I'm half a game, half a comic book, and half a sequel where I suddenly get a new voice actor. I only kind-of get the comic part.