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What happened to the "never bringing me out again" plan? I liked that plan.

Bringing me out so you could tag one post was fine, but that doesn't mean you have to do anything else. Really.

Just leave me alone, and we'll get along fine.

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What's your problem?

Like you of all people have to ask.

What, is your mun not nice to you?

What? No, she's... I don't know. She's whatever.

She's whatever..? [blink blink]

You kinda remind me of somebody...

That's what I said.

...Oh. Right. Well, I'm not spelling it out for you.

Are you always this friendly?

...[Hold on he's gotta think about this one.]

Yeah, pretty much.

[at least he's not being attacked by booby traps :| ]

Good to know.

You really don't get it?

That you're not a people person? No, I think I got that.

...Okay, I guess I'm going to have a serious decline in judgement when I get old.

Huh...? [hey you can't blame him for not recognizing you, Once-ler. You haven't even threatened his life yet]

[But Once-ler logic isn't very logical, sadly.]

Yeah, you meet me when I'm old.

You're the Once-ler?

Congratulations, you figured it out.

[stares] You're not what I pictured.

Um... Why not?

Because all I ever saw was your eyes and your arms.

Alright, you have a point there.

..Am I supposed to give you fifteen cents now?

...Well, if you want to.

[well he doesn't have marshmallows so fifteen cents it is]

Thanks.

You're welcome. Next time I'll bring you marshmallows.

Another plan I like.

[good to know his taste buds didn't change]

Oh, now whatever is wrong?

My mun keeps bugging me. I thought that was kind of obvious.

But why do you want to be alone!

[Here is a Pipsqueak, tugging at your pant leg.

He might be concerned, or he might be hungry. It's hard to tell with barbaloots.]

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