apping or something idek

[buttstallion]

Oh my god. Don't doubt yourself. You can do this! You've completely mastered the art of depicting what a passionate, creative, charming, and dignified human being I am (not to mention, your lord and savior blah blah blah--buuuut, I digress). Really. It's like talking to myself.

You're just.

Amazing.

I MEAN. It's not like you smell like a over-sized slightly runny skag pile. It's not like you don't have you know, SHITTONS of money. Or I don't know. A little something I like to call "Jack Junior."

Or money. Like. A lot of it. Did I mention I have a lot of money?

'cuz I do.

Nah. You've got this.












Just so you know. I totally wasn't serious. That was sarcasm. And you blow worse than my last sixty girlfriends. Good luck sucking to the umpteenth power. Kay bye.

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[justnumbers]

Well. That's a touch on the rude side towards your mun, don't you think?

[buttstallion]

Well yeah.

Wait.

I'm sorry, what exactly are you getting at here?