dear_mun | Oct. 25th, 2012

Oct. 25th, 2012

[questioning look]

What type of magic is this?

[unamused stare]

I don't know what your game is dearies, but i can promise you now you'll live to regret it.

[Yelling]

NO ONE CONTROLLES THE DARK ONE AND WILL LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT!

moonlit_star

Maybe I should get a black cat in honor of Luna. I hope she won't find it insulting.

Current Mood: cheerful

immortalrose

You listen to me!

[ Now slamming the book he was reading close, Augustus decides this would be the fine time to ~~scold~~speak to his mun. Never mind the fact that she's as sick as a dog, and potentially dying from a fever. Oh no, let's not dwell on her health.

He has a bone to pick with her. ]

Looks aren't everything and despite how "attractive" someone might be, they won't be respected if they don't possess anything else. You should be less concerned on my appearance, and more concerned about that "background story" you haven't finished yet.

I wish you could set your goals for something higher than this. You honestly have managed to capture a few readers thus far, therefore why not finish where you left off? You promised them you would, didn't you?

[ A dramatic sigh. ]

I do understand that you've been unwell, but focus on the story at hand and not me!

blond_smartass

...

No.

NoNoNoNoNoNo!

NO!

I don't CARE if it's his birthday or something, I shall NOT SAY IT! Go and *insert every profanity in English and Japanese alike*

*Pants...*

WHYYY do you do this to me?

*Very, VERY reluctantly*

H...
Happy birthday Kaiba.

*Growlgrumblehuff*

vengeanceitself

From one prison to the next. No matter. [ There's a dismissive cluck of the tongue before she continues. ] If you believe that another will keep me from my unfinished business, you are mistaken yet again.

Although I do owe you my gratitude for showing me where that rabid beast has wandered to. [ It'll be tough work without weapons, but there were other resources to consider. ] These creatures will be able to aid in keeping him chained and bound, won't they? If so, then they are of some use to me. Choose one that is ideal and be quick about it. I have waited too long to deal the swift hand of justice to that fiend.

As for the rest there? I have no business with them so long as they stand aside.

facedesk

Y-yes, mun, I'm... kind of lonely without Hamano-kun or Kurama-kun there. But it's okay! Your friend is apping Hamano-kun, right? S-so...
I'll be okay, I promise. I'm... a lot tougher than I look...!

You should know that the best out of everyone...!

wizeman

My patience is growing thin with you, foolish dreamer. You should know by toying with me, you're asking for eternal nightmares.

Despite what you rather believe, your dedication is lacking. There is so little you understand, and far more you have yet to learn. How do you plan to grasp the voice of a god?

If anything, at least I will find amusement in your struggle to continue this game of mockery.

stormbroken

Sheesh. For someone who doesn't care what the fandom thinks, you're getting awfully prissy about letting me voice my thoughts. Who cares if I'm not in any show, or that you half-flanked these icons in some 'creator' program? That's their problem.

Then again, what even gives? Why the buck do I have a journal now? Geez, you'd think that the forums and online stuff would be enough of me to put up with, but noooo, you just gotta ruin both our lives a little more.

Wait now. What's this about a "wall" and a city? I'm quite happy in Fillydelphia, thank you very much.

Flanks and fetlocks, you're not gonna listen to me about this, are you...

grilledchicken

Mun. Can we talk about this username? Any possibilities of changing it?

... I thought as much. I just knew you were going to settle on this one.

subspaces

...I was wondering when you'd start making the move...

Thanks for, y'know - giving me a heads up and everything. It's much appreciated. I'm not bitter or anything. Nope.

ponyville_dj

I'm just as surprised as you are mun.

If they want my musical talent, I'll be glad to give it! After all, I am Ponyville's one and only DJ. No one can mix music like I can.

Now you just need to find some normal icons of me.

I know you can do it!

Vinyl Scratch/DJ Pon-3

gropes

Mundane! Ahhhhhh, it has been so so long!
Are you sure bringing Gangnam Style to space is a good idea? Of course it is! The eldest knows best. The entire ship will be dancing in no time!

I have missed you! Aigohhhh, promise me never to do such a foolish thing such as leaving me abandoned again! You must refer me quickly to Yeonggug, Migug, Aniki... Aniki will be much pleased to have his aniki by his side once more!

Ah, yes, refer me quickly also to dongsaeng; but only his nipples preferably!

swanprincess

Was that application really necessary? The next episode is going to roll around and you're going to want to change my canon point, you realize this right?

[Emma shakes her head.]

Well, whatever. I know I can't stop you. Just be sure you know what you're doing. I'm already in one hell of a fairy tale world. I don't really want to deal with another one.

fireworks_plz

Don't even think about it, you little shithead! You just turn your head and keep on looking further down your list before I crack it open! Thinking you can put me through this shit again?! Keep moving!

sex_pistol

Uh...the fuck?

Who the hell wants to be a zombie cop for Halloween? Not me, that's for fuckin' sure.

I wanna be something sexy! Zombies ain't sexy, they're fucking gross.

And another thing you need to stop playing that fucking game. I'm not infected- it was a one time thing. Get the fuck over it.

hisdescendant

It's about time you remembered me! I was starting to think that you wouldn't. [Sighs] While I'm at it. You haven't done anything to my story like you were supposed to. Typical mun like they all say. I don't know how my father puts up with you. Can at least try to do something with me? Thank you.

protosshaze

Hello, mun. I'm glad you still want to take me somewhere. I don't want to go there on my own, but... Lots of others went on their own too, didn't they? Their friends just came later.

Maybe my friends will come later, too. I would like that.

bloodredridinghood

Mun, I think you have some kind of...issues. I mean, I'm basically a fresh muse in your headspace, and yet you actually want to drag me out here in the open so soon? Seriously? You don't even know a freaking thing about me! And the shit you do know about me...is not at all pleasent!

No offense meant by this, though I can totally live with it if you get offended, but..you're sorta creepy. But I guess that's why I'm in your headspace, then. I'm like a creepy dude magnet. So...actually, yeah. Maybe going out in the open will be better for me! I can socialize with people who might not get so "into" me and might even, God forbid, hold up an intelligent conversation. And for an honor student, that's pretty damn important.

What's also important is...y'know, maybe finding a game to enter? ~~And maybe find some....acceptable targets.~~

Anywho, I'm Hayley Stark, and I'm 14 years old. I don't know if any other versions of me have been here before, but you guys out here have probably been made aware of my uncle Tony's current little melancholy over the trailer for his newest movie. Personally, I thought it was effin' awesome. I mean, what's a little property damage and spats between people to warrant such whining? If I see Tony, I better take that up with him. 'Cause he's my uncle. Really!

So... Carpe Omnious, everyone. To the seizing of everything.

Current Mood: mischievous

liveswithguilt

I don't know why you insist on bringing me out, just because it's almost Halloween. You should understand that it's not my fondest time of the year.

What do you even expect me to do? The Sanderson sisters are gone, yet you bring me back as a cat just to appease your childhood memories.

You are a far stranger being than I thought.

Current Mood: annoyed

fisherman

Look, mun. We've got some stuff to talk about.

First off, we need to find Clementine. I'm not about to let another kid die. Not while I can still do something to prevent it...

Second, we need to get on that damn boat and out of Savannah. Now.

Third, I don't give a damn who the hell you think you are. Don't you think I've been through enough without putting me in one of these bullshit games?

And lastly... No, don't start talking like that. Lee's gonna be fine.

He has to be fine...

bringsbadnews

You think I like keeping this all to myself? I don't but what do you expect? [He can't tell them about the future, how can he? Every single one of his friends from L.A. who are with him, end up dying. It's not exactly a feel good and inspiring topic to bring up.]

It doesn't matter, I'll find a way to change what happens. It's what I do. [Along with making terrible decisions, including some recent ones, but who's counting?]

nyancar

Are you sure this is a good idea?

I'm not all that excited for leaving the guys, but I guess I'm not in any place to say am I? At least you're gonna let me bring my car.

...Giant robots that turn into cars. Don't let me forget my camera either. I'll need finish line pictures.

for_realsies

It doesn't have waterfalls that flow up, but...

It has cute animals! So I am okay with this plan, except.

Can you please find Fiona for me, pleasepleasepleeaaaase~

It will be so much better, both of us with animal companions, wandering around cool cities, with music! And it's all nice, and rustic, and romantic. Please?

posturing

Look here, miss word trick. You're making those years back in the compound look like livin' the high life by comparison.

You can't just pick me up any time you get bored with that anti-bending freak in the mask. Doing that is just...well it just make you looks evil! Whose side are you on, anyway?

herosfather

I define doing an application as sitting down and focusing your attention on what needs to be submit in a timely manner. You realize you've got more than enough to work with that you don't need to do any complex digging, right, kid?

[...]

You're going to leave this to the last minute, aren't you.

[...]

Alright, suit yourself.

policebrand

Well Mun, here we are again...

And it's that time of the season. Ever tried a cup of fresh apple cider with a piece of pumpkin bread? Amazing. Truly amazing. It's something out of this world.

...Being homeless? What are you talking about? Zach and I have been here for quite some time. It's not your typical stay at the Great Deer but it does the job just fine. But if there is a place you do have in mind then I am certainly up for suggestions. A change of scenery would be nice.

weddingcrasher

....or else I'll destroy your wedding.

I don't care if you're not even engaged, it'll happen someday, and I'll be ready for it!

Huh? Don't like that? Well you should've thought about that before you decided to be a big mean doofus and give me this stupid username! I destroyed ONE measly wedding. I only did it ONCE. So why pick on me and give me a username that makes it sound like I'm a serial killer of weddings! That's slander, Mun! S-L-A-N-D-E-R, slander! I do one naughty little thing and I never get to live it down! It's so stupid!

Just.....get me put in a game, and I'll forgive you. A little.

Current Mood: angry

cakeorpickle

No, I contest. The very definition of forgotten states that removal from memory. Your emotional attachment to me has only recently resurfaced, and while the precise reason is unknown, let us remind ourselves, and by ourselves, I actually mean you, how successful your plans with me have been thus far.

It's like the idea of season two of Firefly.

I would commend you, but failure isn't supposed to be noteworthy.

shalamayne

We are not doing this again, mundane. You will not be taking me from my people to play in your pathetic games. Especially with what is going on. Deathwing is still on the rampage and I will not be leaving my post. It is unacceptable and you will soon regret those actions if you feel the need to be taking them anytime soon.

Understood?

dummkopf

What are you, stupid?

You're obviously in over your head. Even with your so-called "canon review."

[A smug smirk. After all, it's Asuka.]

I'll be the one doing the piloting around here.

justpixelexia

Hey, Stinkbrain! Yeah, yeah, I know you can hear me up there! Mun. Mah mun. Mah main mun!

So you're seriously thinkin' of doin' this, huh? I'm thinking you've got liiiiike... a whole other week to wait, though, right? I mean, I can't complain, but- Pffffft. Our game's not even out yet.

I get it, though. Can't wait to let the world see me in all my 64-bit glory, am I right? Huh? Huhhhh~~??

SO!! Where can we go to reeeeeally wreak havoc??

notintogirls

Seriously? You brought me back just for that?

You had me in a killer 1950s town, have plenty of other horrible options to choose from, and this is what you go on?

Either I lucked out or you have no sense of adventure.

eraser_rain

Dear Mundane,

That subject line will make it hard to be taken seriously. You're testing a new voice and your first experiences will be important. My voice shouldn't be forged in absurdity; I don't thrive in nonsense.

Before you cynically cite God or my "fanatical" devotions as a joke to those just outside the fourth wall, I'll remind you that the difference between insanity and culture is context. There's precedent for veneration of something undefined that concretely, regularly validates my actions and views. You're using an internet community where you look for playmates by talking to yourself in public with different voices.

I'm not trying to paint an unflattering image of you with that but it's something to think about before preparing icons from an unflattering time in my life.

Sincerely,

Teru Mikami

fotlenke

[ sighs. ]

Once upon a dastardly time, there lived a being named Loki. He caused people to have many feels. Though he be frustrating and often cruel, he was adored by many fans.

Ye gods, you are going to continue staring at that printed page, are you not.

righttrack

First of all, if you really want icons from season four, maybe it's time to consider making them yourself.

But really, that's a minor complaint compared to issue number two. Namely... I do not need to meet someone new. While I'm glad you understand that I'm not going to get into a relationship at the castle, you still don't really get it. You and I both know that.

Look, I'm nineteen. I can take care of myself. Give me some time to be on my own, okay? It might be a good thing.

communeast

You've wasted enough time on various, frivolous things, mundane(including putting icons on this account. Which I would thank you for, if it weren't simply another means for you to procrastinate. You have at least three other muses you could have had speak to you, and I have other things I could be doing than this. ~~Yes, really!~~)

You intended to do those things this morning! As usual, you're slacking off!

I'll forgive it this time, but tomorrow you're making up for it. You were going to be productive for two hours today--tomorrow will be five.

Cleaning your room doesn't count.

Or, perhaps you could get some of it done today--as was intended!--being that there should still be some nine hours before you'll be going to bed. [What if I wanna take a nap!?] As though you need that.

Now go help your father so you can eat and stop complaining.

xana_created

Oh hey, you remembered me! Good to see you again.

Now that I have your attention again, could you... maybe get back to work on sending me to that place you promised?

I hear I'm being left behind, and that's not nice.

holmesisnowhere

So... a school for the "gifted" [The air quotes are palpable.] ... and what?

conceptualizing

Do you know what day it is today? It's a Thursday. A work day. Kaiba Corp. wouldn't be what it is today if everyone got a day off on their birthdays. That's just a waste. Foolish.

Why are you even bothering with this? There's nothing special about today, stop trying to make it otherwise. Why don't you worry about your own business and let me concentrate on mine. The day is almost over and you're just refusing to accept the inevitable: I always get what I want and what I want today is nothing.

The arcade still needs a lot of work so I suggest you put your efforts into that before I really lose my patience with you.

worker_to_dictator

With just a single stroke of the keyboard... stroke, is that the right... whatever, it's poetic. A single stroke was all it took to topple the finest empire this side of the world. And now you've relegated me to the lowly position of... revolutionary.

You can tell just by the icon you've chosen for me (though none of them are particularly happy) that the edits you're making to your story simply stinks. Honestly, if you wanted to make me a "villain protagonist", you didn't have to remove me from a position of power just to get me to fight for it again. Seeing effort and measuring progress does not produce interest. Says who? Shut up, you.

Your webcomic in progress is doomed to fail and so are you. Quit it with this writing nonsense and work on something remotely useful. Leave your creations with some ounce of dignity. Please. That goes for all the other writey types.

merrywood

Mun.

[Her lips curls up into a sneer and rolls her eyes]

You are quite the brute to bring me back here, of all places. I wouldn't want those... Those animals hurting me again. Do you see how horrid they act? Ha! I find it rather sickening that you even enjoyed such a thing!

[A pause]

What's that? You're telling me that I'll get something out of this? And what would that be, hm? Tell me!

...More jewels, you say?

[A smile forms across her lips and she glances down at the many necklaces adorning her neck]

Alright then. I suppose I'll cooperate with you for the time being, just as long as I don't run into those foul beings...

deyseemetrollin

Haha! Guess who back!

Good ta see joo, lil' one. Glad joo figure out dat just cause joo canno' afford de game, you'll still play dis ol' troll.

Maybe joo bring back me lil' girl too? I miss me daughter too! If I canno be wit de boss, I can at least keep up wit me baby!

poison_tunes

I want to light the fire of battle with music. Hard rock music, yeah! Who wants to take me on and my poison-type Pokemon? I will totally rock the stage with my band, "Koffing and the Toxics". They're totally awesome, yeah! Mun, you know what I mean, right?

Who doesn't like rock music? I love it!

Current Mood: chipper

followdaddyjack

But Muuuuuuuuun! That man's not scary! He just has a pillowcase on his head! That's silly. Also! Also...why does Mr. Pillowcase-Head need it sewed on? What if he can't get out? That'd be horrible!

Oh. Pillowcase-Head isn't his name? What--what is it?!

Candlejack? What's so scary abou

brokenshackles

I don't see anything funny with it. It's just easy to carry people in my arms.

...

No. It's not a "bridal style".

[Stop that, already.]

soyed

Uh hi.

Well, this is weird. And I'm used to weird. Weird that'd make you wish you never found it and one day proceeded to bash your head in just so you forgot it because you couldn't take it anymore weird. But this, this just adds another level to the layers of the freekdom world I'm living in.

Mun -I'll just go ahead and call you that since everyone else around here assumes that title- are you actually going anywhere with this, or am I just going to reside in your head like all those other voices you've got mixed up in here?

It's kind of crowded, by the way. Looks like the inside of my house, but, with you know, less clutter and more psychosis. Open up, give everyone some space. It's your mind I'm in, not a holding cell. Don't want this to end up being some sort of Jean-Paul Sartre convention; no windows, no doors, shit like that.

Yeah, I know there's a movie coming out and that mainly sparked your interest, especially since you like the director who made it. But hey, thanks for reading the book at least (and the sequel) before watching it. The guy they got, not really how I see myself, but you know Hollywood, they have to make everyone pretty. And I get how it makes searching for a representative a lot easier than the countless hours spent finding the "perfect one." We'll just have to see.

Just like if I'm going to be here a while or fade away from your thoughts.

forcowardice

Okay, no really. The meme thing, it's... okay, I guess. I'll roll with it, whatever, this isn't so awful in comparison to. Uh. Stuff.

But seriously, it couldn't kill you to bring me to a game, right? You know, for real. This thing at that alignment-whatsis is like a glorified guest appearance! Can't we go somewhere else, semi-permanently?

And, uh. Not so much on the dangerous scale, preferably. I like an enormous amount of lack of pain and lack of death. Personally speaking.

Work with me here.

donttreadon

And here I was starting to hope you forgot all about me.

I don't care that you "miss" me. We tried this before, and it's one headache I'm happy to avoid reliving. The only war I need to be worrying about is ours, understood?

findatree

You liked me. That's really great and all, but, ah... am I supposed to be doing anything? Because I feel totally okay with just being in your head. It seems pretty cozy there. There's even a girl who likes planting seeds, which is a good thing.

He'd be happy about that.

steady_hands

I'm not sure I can answer that question for you, mundane. After all, I was quite content with my family before you dragged me back into this place, whatever it may be.

But you say Stark may be here - well. It would be nice to see him. I hope he is doing well.

ifs

Ahh, I'm really happy to be getting out, don't get me wrong! It's so boring just coming out whenever you have the time, so this is great! Even with stuff like demons and monsters, that's fine, since it's... Well, how should I say it, it's kind of the same as normal, right? Actually, I wonder if it's better than normal...

But there's just one problem. See, all of that is fine, and I'm pretty excited, but getting someone to bring that tricky curry woman along too? That'll ruin all of the fun and you know it! Couldn't you get someone better or at least more tolerable to come along? Like, you know, Shiki!

...Alright, I guess that's wishful thinking, you're right, but still! I don't really like this idea of having to team up with her, and you know that's exactly what's going to happen.

I'll only forgive you because it's still getting to go out somewhere. Even if it's a really weird place... But only because of that! Otherwise, you'd seriously be in trouble.

forcamelot

You've completely lost your mind, haven't you?

No?

Then inform me as to what sane person greets the prospect of being clapped in a collar and thrown into a tower of unspeakable horrors with "Oooh".

miniac

Look, I'm not being picky here—I don't even need something stable! But you know, maybe a meme or two every couple of hours? That's doable, right? I've been doing the math and if I do get at least a reply for every meme I show in, I'd be meeting about 25 cute girls a day, give or take a few.

...

Huh? Bathroom breaks? I guess so, but meals absolutely need to be at your desk, otherwise we'll fall behind.

thirteenth_brat

Really, Mun? A black eye from a hyper bouncing rubber ball? Yeah, I know the event this in-game week is cartoons, so the bouncing ball makes sense in that context. But why me and why so shortly after I got done discussing the place's patterns with Sora? And don't tell me I brought it on myself just by discussing the patterns in the first place. Also, it's not funny that Aeleus replied to that. I could have done with the reminder of the Limit Break lesson. Especially since your head canon on that says that, yes, that did break my nose.

... No, I don't want to know anything about his animation style for the week. It's creepy and I don't want to know what his mun was thinking.

Current Mood: bitchy

robomurphy

[looks at clock - looks at mun]

Weren't you supposed to be in bed an hour ago? I realize watching that fake trailer on YouTube made you all giddy but you have work in the morning, Kid. Get with the program.

Also? Those sneak-peaks at the reboot of my movie? Ugh. Now there something we agree on. My story is about a struggle to regain humanity - discovering what really makes us human. It isn't about corporations and such - at least not mainly.

I am a person, not a product.

Side-note - I see I now have one of those tag things you talked about before. Cool.

dirge

I want a fancy design like those new bots, mun. Everyone's always talking about them. You know, the Universe with the grey Starscream? When do I get to be really skinny and pointy?

toomuchfire

As if someone as simple as you could understand me. {She cards her fingers through her hair, not even deigning her Mun with a glance. How obstinate.} Our world is complicated and not for an outsider like you.

{A harsh yet strangely lilting laugh leaves her lips.}

You think to control me? To tell me where to go and who to speak to? You are not powerful enough for that.

{Flicking her raven black hair out of her eyes, she turns back to her mirror and begins to apply her paint.}

demon_brat

Just go away. Right now.

Current Mood: numb

forevercurious

I haven't been around very long but I've gotten to know some of the other muses in your headspace. They're all very nice. Really!

There is one thing though. A few of them talk about games they've been in and now I'm curious. I want to know what they mean by games.

I think we have issues.

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