On applying to forever_after

[thankyew]

Why do I have to be the one to break it to you? Sending me to a fairy-tale game to help fight evil is just going to embarrass the both of us, lady. Everyone'll get the wrong impression, and the next thing you know, they're expecting me to be some kind of legendary hero. Jeez, you know that's not how it works: I'm just a guy who plays dirty to win a fight! That's more or less the opposite of a hero, isn't it?

Yeah, I thought so. And the Disney jokes are getting old, too. Sure, I know I'm a fox. Who wouldn't want me? But you shouldn't take it literally.