dear_mun | Oct. 27th, 2012

Oct. 27th, 2012

I sure hope you know what you're doing...

I mean I know it's kind of in your nature to just wing it, I can gather that much but wouldn't it be better to have some kind of plan? No? Okay then...Well can you at least find me someone that I know? It gets a little lonely around here when you don't know anyone. James, Sirius, Remus, Snape...anyone would do really.

Though I'm pretty sure I could do without seeing my sister. There's only so much 'I'm not a freak' I can handle repeating.

servingfather

So you've finally decided to send me back to Canada just in time to deal with a ton of crap I'd probably be better off missing. Fantastic. I'm gone five minutes and everything has decided to go to hell in my absence. Yes, I am aware that it was longer for them but honestly can't they take care of themselves for two months?

I'm also not fond of the idea of returning without Lucifer being there. Things weren't perfect but we were making progress at least. It would have been nice to have the four of us there in one place once again.

If he doesn't come back, the one who was there before, then nothing will be the same. You should try to gain some enabling skills to lure him back.

gigglesnortpriestess

I'm really glad that we're getting along well, Mun-san. Despite what just happened in the city, I'm happy that my friends are with me. But I really don't like that time when I said all those horrible things even under a persona's influence. I do hope that guy is alright now...

I understand that reserves are open right now and you just finished some review but please try to keep focus. While I would like Chie and the rest of the team, I'm patient too.

[While the muse is calm, the mun is practically yelling at the screen saying 'BRING ALL THE PURSE OWNERS AND SOCIAL LINKS'. Crazy woman.]

totalhammertime

What? Why?!

You can't be serious!

[He hates that place and everyone in it, with one or two exceptions.]

Sendin' me back is a big mistake, you'd better not do it... or else!

Last warning, mun.

blackwingdevil

So you brought me out, again, without a game plan... again.

Do you really need to keep waking me up for all this?

If you don't have any idea what you want to do with me, then leave me alone.

cry_some_more

Is serious historical costume.

typebtsundere

You're an idiot.

I don't have time for this!! If I don't get back to work, Takano-san is going to kill me. So stop messing around and leave me alone!

Get all those crazy thoughts out of your head before you do something we'll both regret. Okay..so maybe you won't regret it but I sure as hell will. I've seen how your mind works and frankly..it scares me.

Seriously, just leave me out of it.

bear_handed

You know, there's a saying for this. Don't put the cart before the yak. Just pointing out that maybe these things would go better if you had a plan in place before you make the journals.

mothquake

Brother... how much you have suffered on my behalf.

At the very least we can be at peace with each other in the Well of Allsparks.

I am sorry.

vworst

( cut for supreme douchebaggery but mostly purple text and THIS SHITTY QUIRK AGH )

nonedible

Mun is it? That's kind of a silly word. Who ever came up with such a word? What does it really even mean? Is it short for something? Oh? What's that? I'm rambling...er sorry. There was a point to all this wasn't there. Now what was it...?

[The Sylvari spends a moment trying to remember why she was addressing the person behind the keyboard to begin with and that starts a whole strange string a very meta thoughts in the mun's head.]

Ah, yes! It's really nice that you think I'm adorable and want to play me outside of Tyria but um...do you really thing I can survive away from the Tree --possibly cut off from the Dream entirely? I mean, sure I've traveled pretty far but Mother and the Grove is always just an Asura Gate away. To send me to another world entirely is both frightening yet a little exciting. I understand that this world you wish to send me to has it's own problems that need fixing. I'd very much like to help but you know me, I'm not much of a fighter. I mean, yes I can fight just fine but I'd much rather cook!

Do you think they need cooks? I could do that for them!

fuck_orders

Did you just make me flirt with her? Just a little?

Can I shoot you for that?

eyes_are_uphere

Hey, you.

For once I'm a bit impressed that you seem to have things together for the most part, not putting off things that you should be doing. You've got everything together for your class starting soon, got an appointment to look at your wrist, and even got a head start on figuring out how to get further in a major you're interested in. It's a nice change of pace from you for once.

There's one tiny problem, though. Why are you sending me there when you know that I don't want to go? Put me in a game, sure, fine, I can handle that. Put me somewhere with an enemy, that's fine, too. Put me somewhere where there's violence or whatever, I can handle it. But a place that prides itself on sexual things? Are you kidding me?

You should know better than to even entertain that thought, you've already got that polite assassin kid there and that bubbly blond in the uniform, you don't need me there. I don't want to be there, there's things I could be doing that are far more important than that. Go play Orochimaru's underling again, I'm sure he'd get a kick out of the fact people would want him to cut them up. Or, better yet, why not that brunette that calls herself a kunoichi and wears practically nothing anyway?

If you're going to do it anyway be warned that I'm not going to be happy or very willing to be there. Remember what happened last time you tried? Of course you do.

((Replies will be a bit slow as I need to run to a rehearsal since haha I'm doing the makeup for this production.))

worstroommateever

FOOL! You DARE to meddle in the affairs of MERASMUS THE MAGICIAN? GAZE NOT upon my SPECTRAL FORM, or I shall send you BACKWARDS in TIME! The process is NEEDLESSLY PAINFUL!

polishedgold

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decks

It's not nearly as funny as you think it is.

[grump, grump, grump.]

theabjectauthor

To My Not-So-Kind Mundane,

First of all, let me begin this letter by saying that you, madam, are completely disturbed and depraved to even desire to read my comprehensive report on the perils of the Baudelaire children numerous times, let alone in such great scrutiny and detail as to glean as much from them as you can about my own personal life. Then again, if you are so stone-hearted as to finish the entire series of unfortunate events having only wept once or twice, I suppose it makes a certain, macabre sort of sense, and you may be able to endure the complete sorrow that the knowledge of my own life might bring. I'm already fairly certain my hesitant assessment of you is correct, seeing as how you have already read Who Could That Be At This Hour twice, as well ...

That being said, if you really do intend on lifting me from the horrible, peril-frought world that I already inhabit and placing me into another - one which I have already briefly visited, and abhorred, may I add! - then you need not worry about things such as quality or confidence. There is such a thing as overthinking things, after all, and you may find yourself thinking over things that are over and should not be thought of, or thinking of things that are over other things that should be thought of first in order to arrive at the things you were trying to think of first instead, or overlooking things you should be thinking over because you are overthinking, a phrase which does not actually mean thinking of things that are over, or thinking above other things, but instead signifies that you have thought about something so much that the thought of thinking about it again makes you all but apt to expire, so that you are, indeed, over.

Please, madam, I would not wish to see that happen to anyone: even someone as twisted and despicable as yourself.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

humbly

Eh?! Is that truly appropriate? He is a djinn and the way he dresses -- ah, that is --

[HE'S BASICALLY NAKED???]

Perhaps another choice, in that case? I am not sure what... those chest ornaments are, but they would not be suited for practical wear.

That stupid masked pervert may keep his clothes, I've no wish for them.

hullo_sweetie

I know you're a bit upset about dropping me from Paradisa, but we both know it's for the best. You haven't been interested in that game for a few months now, so it's better this way. Out with the old and in with the new. That's right, I know you're planning on sending me to a new and exciting place! So there's no need to be sad. This will give you more time to focus on that application you've been planning on sending in, right?

We both know Rory and Amy will be there. Plus the Doctor! Can't forget about him. He'd pout too much if I did.

bingsearch

People tend to not like this sort of thing. I mean, not that you ever listen or anything like that.

Okay, okay. Sorry.

What's the worst that could happen? You try, and then you toss me aside to rot in the dark caverns of your mind --

No, actually, I wouldn't want that either. Maybe you should find playmates instead of fretting about who to bug. (Haha, bug. :|)

neveraskedforthis

Mind explaining to me why you think participating in that sort of plot is a good idea, because I'm not sure I get it. The whole thing's gonna go down anyway from what I heard, but I can personally do without being reminded what it's like to have no augmentations.

[ Wow, way to make that sound ambiguous, Adam. First you don't ask for augmentations and now you don't ask for no-augmentations. Men. ]

Just figured I'd point that out.

asthedrivensnow

While canon-reviewing is a lovely way to waste a day, do you think you could have read the books rather than watched the final movies?

They're set twenty-five years from now, and anyway, they're only a possible future.

--of course I'm sure! I would never do that to my hair. You can just keep your sneaky fingers away from Photoshop, unless you've a death wish.

darkbutlight

W-wait, you already want to send me somewhere?!

I mean... I'm not complaining, but isn't that rushing it a little? You should probably canon-review... you know, just to be safe... It'll be nice seeing people there, though... J-just don't burden yourself too much!

beyondheryears

Chama Wingapo!

I am excited to have come here from the village, it's amazing how different you and your people live from my people. I know you have told me ahead of time there would be so much more to see, even talking animals and...robots? What strange words.

Current Music: Colors of the Wind~Pocahontas

nemein

Really? After all this time, you want to play me…?

… I guess I'm okay with it, but the place you have in mind doesn't look that great…

No! I'm not afraid!

I- It's just that since there's still a little bit before reserves open up, there's still time to consider it, right? You're getting ahead of yourself, Mun-san.

shyflower

Uhm...so I guess that being one your 'favorites' means that I can't stay right here and not worry about evil monsters and angry magicians. I mean...I do like reading books that feature these kinds of phenomena, but...

......do I have to be in them?

you_dont_work_alone

So mun, I see you've finally found another game for me.

The last one didn't live very long, did it. Only a few weeks and the whole place closed down.

I'm glad you think this one is more promising, but did you have to pick another one with a horror theme?

As if living with Sherlock weren't scary enough.

awol_redranger

Dear Mun,

I don't find my journal name nearly as amusing as you do.

--Andros

pilates_wolf

Are you really sure about his? I mean really?

Okay, I'd have a chance for uninterrupted cello practice, but still. Wait, there's a baker there? No, no it's really not a good idea. I mean, you are busy and you have other characters, right? Ones you aren't really playing?

I could make my own haunted forest for Halloween next year? Okay, maybe we can talk about this.

{Canon is Grimm.}

feralis

There's jumping the gun, and then there's this.

Look, I'm not judging you, do what you want. Just don't get all whiny when the writers go in the exact opposite direction of everything you're thinking.

rewindtime

You seem rather keen on going through with this, so I suppose you don't plan on heeding any of my advice or opinions on the matter.

Please proceed carefully, at least.

sameasthem

You're making me leave the hospital?

No I- It's not that I want to stay there anymore, far from it. Those monsters, everyone gone...but...something doesn't feel right about this. Maybe I should stay, wait for Harry to come back. He's still looking for his little girl, I can't just leave him alone if he still needs my help. And what if someone else comes along too?

Mun please I...I shouldn't go.

frostmourned

There is little point to this, mundane as we both know it accomplishes nothing. You know you will never use this, but remade it anyway.

Pointless. And so is your wittering. Go back to your useless existence already.

heathermason

Look, I get why you're pissed. I really do. Dad would never abandon me like that. He'd never stay in that town by choice and let me fend for myself, he'd never just go like that. That's not who he... who he was. And I'd never fall in love with Vincent...

But d'you really have to keep whining about it?

criminalgenius

Well, just because some amatore is being an idiot, I don't see why that means you can't try sending me somewhere. I get bored without anything to do.

identifying

No, honey, you're not listening, and I know you're skull isn't that thick.

[ ... ] I know, I know, the thickness of your skull doesn't impact on whether information you might actually listen to goes in. I've been around Brennan long enough, I could probably give you the anthropology lesson. [ A very basic and terrible one. Brennan wouldn't approve ]

Look, here's the thing. I don't care how good your intentions might be? I'm not going. And I know you paid attention when my dad kidnapped Hodgins, so let's just keep that in mind, okay?

[ Sigh ] I think I'm going to go find Brennan. Somehow I get less of a headache when she talks about bones.

oddmalfoyout

Of course I'm going to be vocal, if you keep coming up with terrible ideas! Talking to brother dearest is one thing, I was in the mood to see him. Father, on the other hand...no. Never. You just stop talking with his mun about it, because I don't find it funny at all. I don't want to talk to any other version of him either, so you can just toss that right out.

I am not scared.

odd_beauty

Dear writer,

Is this the start of a new adventure? I hope that you have more planned than this, but... Whatever it is that happens, I'm ready. Good luck with finishing what you started. I wonder if there really are any more of those icons that you were looking for.

I don't mind at all that you haven't found very many. You've tried and that's all that really matters.

morallygrayson

Well, this would be the first time someone's made fun of my last name.

igotitprettybad

[As the writer is typing away at her desk, the small dog with quite a resemblance to a famous Jazz singer was eyeing her mundane warily, not exactly a dog to trust humans right off the bat. She was definitely more of a dog's dog, that much the mun knew, or at least speculated. The mundane herself wasn't even that much of a dog person, but she took an interest to this particular dog. A dog you simply know her as Peg.]

Grrrlp

[Peg gives a soft warning growl in case her mundane would get any "bright ideas". Normally Peg would not be so on edge, but she was taken to the pound more times then she could count. She figured getting a home would be a long shot, and honestly, why would anyone, particular a certain mundane would want anything to do with her? Probably just pick her up once and then throw her out like some used toy. As far as she knew, her glory days were over.]

bookofjohn

[He's tugging on his hat dear_mun. He's tugging on his hat.]

So you figured out - what? Some great big insight? What the fuck do you think you know? What the fuck do you think you know?!

There's always someone thinking that they know and you...you don't know you don't.

[And to himself] I could have saved him if I'd had the time. If they'd called me and not who they called instead.

[And out of nowhere the nastiest, most amused, sneer.] Well of course she's not talking she's one of them.

stallyns

I'm glad to be back and all, babe, but I don't know how to feel about a third movie.

No Rufus, for one thing. I mean, he'll always be in the memory of those who love the dude who played him, but how can Bill and I do anything without his advice? His most radically, sagest of sage of advice? I mean, Death is cool and all, but...I don't know how we'll deal without Rufus. We can play on Mars and have the most awesome wives and best baby boys you could ask for...but it won't be the same.

Which—yeah. Everything will be all right. Even though that poster is, like, totally minimalistic in its artwork, it'll be great.

I just hope me and Bill and Death did more good than end pollution and world hunger. Because, babe? It's not that way right now. The future wasn't supposed to be like this.

But we'll see, yeah? We'll fix it. It's the power of rock, and you gotta admit it: Wyld Stallyns rocks hard.

lostgrace

Just because you're watching a marathon doesn't mean you need to bother me.

I'm not even in that "episode".

fletch

So, do you actually have a plan this time around or -- ?

No, of course you don't. I supposed I should be used to it by now.

manipuliert

It's a pity we've missed the first application cycle. But what is that saying? Good things come to those who wait? Perhaps I shall even find a few new toys over there. Wouldn't that be splendid?

immortalrose

Halloween is almost upon us.

I must say, this is the only holiday I actually enjoy. It's the only day where a vampire can walk about freely without someone hunting them down with a stake. I find it rather humorous that so many of your mundane brethren go out of their way to dress themselves in ghoulish attire.

I suspect we'll see more witches and goblins this year, and perhaps a black cat or two.

[ He chuckles lightly. ]

What a whimsical affair this is. I wonder if we'll see some truly creative costumes this year.

ofdrumsthesound

I'm bored, mun. I have't been off Earth in far too long, and Other knows it's a tiresome little mudball. Especially after months of sitting around talking to monkeys.

I want to see ruby caverns, three moons in eclipse, oceans of jelly you can dance on and forests that talk.

Come on, mun, lets go.

Current Location: OTA

beastlyrose

...really? You're bored, so you bring me here? I don't care if it's "making you feel better". Take me home now.

[Yep. Someone's a pissy Beast]

avoidingwork

Seriously, Mun? It hasn't even been a month and you're like "Oh, I miss ruining Rigby's life! I should bring him back!" I don't care if you're getting "nose-tol-gick", make up your mind already! Honestly, I kinda want to go back; I think Benson's turning into his old self again...

And don't even think about thinking of people who could kill me again, I'm really sick of that!

rage_quit

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((OOC: I'll be continuing to use this text in comments, but if you'd rather not deal with it then just mention so))

dolleyed

You know what, missy? Fuck you, too.

First you push me aside for weeks and weeks and weeks and basically leave me to rot, now you pull me out for no particular reason at all.

I'm done with this shit, seriously. Go get some other plaything, I'm out.

It's not like we would even be going anywhere, so don't you even try.

keybearing

Don't worry, mun. You'll get there. You're already making slow progress with the game, even just by leveling up to defeat this next boss. I know it can get a bit boring just 'level grinding' but you're making progress. I know you can do it.

I think we have issues.

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