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[hatesteenagers]

What is this dump?! I did NOT get free after ten thousand years only to end up trapped in THIS sorry excuse for a headspace! Just because you suddenly got all nostalgic is NO EXCUSE for this indignity!

Let me out of here! I've got a planet to conquer, and I'm not going to let some pathetic excuse for a mun stand in my way!

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Oh god, my childhood.

[moon_flicker]

Nostalgia's as good a reason as any, right?

[So yeah, completely serene horned boy over here.]

;D

[hatesteenagers]

Are you kidding me?! It's a TERRIBLE reason!

[Like she'd be happy with any reason, really...]

[black_lion]

You had your chance and you failed. You should leave the conquering to someone else.

[hatesteenagers]

Hey, hey, HEY! I never did any such thing!

[There's a bit of an angry huff. Such is having a pre-ultimate failure to conquer canon point.]

Just who do you think you are, anyway?!

Holy shit, childhood memories XD

[fuck_orders]

Good luck with that.

[All you'd have to rule if you got anywhere near his world is at least four continents full of zombies.]

I try XD

[hatesteenagers]

Who needs luck when you're as powerful and beautiful as I am?!

[Just...not enough power to break herself out of a dumpster on the moon. Or headspace.

...and hey, maybe zombies wouldn't be so bad. As long as they listen well.]

echoing the cry of nostalgia here

[savarin]

Maybe it's better if she doesn't let you out? Can't say I'm thrilled to have another maniacal weirdo on the loose.

Most nostalgic muse I have, I think...

[hatesteenagers]

Maniacal weirdo?! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?!

[kaijuaresnacks]

Hahaha!

I've eaten people more whiny than you. What makes you think you could devour a world?

[hatesteenagers]

[Eaten people? Charming. Rita is not impressed...and is a bit insulted at that "whiny" comment.]

I never said I wanted to DEVOUR Earth! I want to CONQUER it! What are you, dense?!

The same day I consider picking up a power ranger

[ay_yi_yi_yi_yi]

Ay yi yi! Rita!

[Where's his teddy bear when he needs it..?]

ZOMG, Alpha. Which one were you looking at?

[hatesteenagers]

[Oho, at least this scenario isn't a total loss. Enjoy that cackling, Alpha.]

Oh, what's wrong? All alone without any of your Power Geeks to protect you?

[timeforgotten]

Oh, I'm sure that's a very convincing argument.

[hatesteenagers]

Hmph. There's only so much I can do up here, you know!

What am I supposed to do, appeal to her bad side?

[greatestleader]

Please.
Whine louder.
I believe can still hear in one ear.

[hatesteenagers]

[Yeah, she's annoyed with you now. Clearly you can't see that her brilliant plan is to annoy the mun to death if all else fails. SHE IS WHINING FOR A REASON.]

Just who do you think you are?!

[atomic_wrath]

[Run Rita, your screaming has awoken the wrath of the King of the Monsters.

Here, have Godzilla's classic pissed off roar!]

XD

[hatesteenagers]

You've GOT to be kidding me.

[That's the second giant monster she's run into today without any monsters of her own to make grow. THIS IS NOT FAIR.

Rita's just going to start backing away very, very fast now...]

[rebel_ranger]

You never were very nice, were you Rita?

[hatesteenagers]

Nice? ME?

[Excuse her while she laughs hysterically at that.]

Who wants to be NICE? It's DISGUSTING!

[halfpintsorceress]

Sheesh, you keep actin' like that, I can see why you got locked up that long...

[hatesteenagers]

Listen, honey, ANYONE who gets locked up as long as I have gets the right to be a little cranky. Do you have any IDEA what the inside of a dumpster is like when you're stuck in it for ten thousand years?!

omg, the memories

[tinypink_crane]

You've been saying that for how long?

The world conquering thing?

I would think that after ten years or so of the same 'tried/failed' missions, that you would move on.

*Says a now 20 something Kim tending to a sniper rifle that's almost as long as she is tall*

You ever consider conquering Mars? Maybe find some decent henchmen while you're there?

[ay_yi_yi_yi_yi]

[Just peeking around here. Kimberly... You're all grown up!]

[halfofhalf]

How compelling. You're crankier than Shou-chan after he's been woken from his nap. Does the length of sleep increase the crankiness levels?

[hatesteenagers]

YOU try being cooped up in a dumpster for ten thousand years!

[That is probably a "yes."]

[courageofawolf]

Y'know, there's something I've always wondered.

What is up with that hat?

[hatesteenagers]

This is the absolute HEIGHT of fashion, I'll have you know! Only the best to highlight my beauty!

FOR THE FUCKING LOLS

[soyoudonthaveto]

Why the hell are you even bringing me here?!? Isn't this Linkara's territory?!?
[Silence, kitty! Attack!]
Wha-Fuck it.
(Pulls out gun. Let's see you make a monster grow with a bullet in your head Rita!)

Can't resist fucking with the Nostalgia Critic!

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla looks down at the humann flailing a gun wildly, beginning to feel annoyed]

my childhood

[notshadowfever]

Haven't we all got a planet to conquer? It's not as if these muns care!

[hatesteenagers]

I know, it's PATHETIC! You'd think they'd learn to show us a little more respect!

[multiranger]

[Well this is a sight for sore eyes.]

And here I was, not expecting to see you ever again...

[courageofawolf]

Why couldn't it have been Mystic Mother? There'd still be screeching, but it'd be nicer screeching.

[awol_redranger]

Rita?!

[hatesteenagers]

The one and only!

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

...

[ And he's just going to walk on out of this. Nope. Forget the fact that he already has a helmet of his own and that world domination kind of sounds fun. ]

[hatesteenagers]

Yeah, you better run! Soon, the whole Earth will tremble at the power of RITA REPULSA!

[And there goes that evil cackling again. Yeah, it'll be great, just as soon as she busts out of headspace.]

HOLY CRAP right in the childhood feels

[sweettalker]

Rita Repulsa?? Now I've officially seen everything in this place.

;D

[hatesteenagers]

That's right! It is I, Rita Repulsa!

[How nice to be recognized.]

[not_pink]

You would know a dump.

[hatesteenagers]

Hmph. And just who do you think you are?

[Because, seriously, from this early canon point, she's got no idea.]

[starslinger]

I think this is the perfect place for you, Rita. Completely powerless against your mun.

[hatesteenagers]

BAH! I'll get out of here one way or the other, just you wait! I won't remain powerless against this mun for long!

AU Spidey leads a Rangers team that's mentored by the post-Zordon Wave Zedd.

[morphenomenal]

Scream louder. I don't think they heard you in Hoboken.

That is unexpected and somehow awesome.

[hatesteenagers]

Good! Then ALL OF HOBOKEN will know to tremble at the name of RITA REPULSA!

[bloodredridinghood]

Oh sweet Jesus, Mary, Joseph, God, and Satan, could you please learn how to use an in-door voice, lady?

[hatesteenagers]

When you're an Evil Queen, you don't NEED an indoor voice!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[In retrospect, no one should be surprised that Slenderman was attracted by the screams of a newly released Big Bad.

He stands there, looking scary.]

Oh, whatever could go wrong here?

[hatesteenagers]

[Unfortunately for Rita, she has never heard of Slenderman. She is somewhat creeped out by his sudden appearance.]

Just who are YOU supposed to be?