homeless... sort of.

[forcowardice]

Okay, no really. The meme thing, it's... okay, I guess. I'll roll with it, whatever, this isn't so awful in comparison to. Uh. Stuff.

But seriously, it couldn't kill you to bring me to a game, right? You know, for real. This thing at that alignment-whatsis is like a glorified guest appearance! Can't we go somewhere else, semi-permanently?

And, uh. Not so much on the dangerous scale, preferably. I like an enormous amount of lack of pain and lack of death. Personally speaking.

Work with me here.

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[colder]

My mun informs me that our kind are "difficult to rehome".

I know that conditions are not ideal for you.

[forcowardice]

Too much to ask for, huh? I didn't think this would be such a pain.

[colder]

If she enjoys you half as much as I do, you will be able to convince her to look with no trouble.

[forcowardice]

U-uh. Right, sir. Of course. I think I just need to be convincing with mine, too.

[colder]

Is there a particular reason you wish to go?

Boredom?

[forcowardice]

Well, you know me. I like to keep myself busy is all. I'm not very good at sitting still.

[misfired]

You know, when you think about it, a homeless bomb is probably a good thing.

'Cause you know. Hitting home means exploding.

Oh, wait! But you're a dud now, aren't you Crummy? You can jump off anything you want now and you won't explode! Now that's a nice skill to have!

[forcowardice]

Well, gee, Misfire. You sure do know how to make a guy feel real proud.

[misfired]

You've got other great qualities too! Like your commanding chin structure. Don't forget that.

I can't. Mostly because it's always there. I like to stare at it while you're talking. It's sort of hypnotizing.

[forcowardice]

Well, thanks, I think--

You stare at it?

[misfired]

Uh huh.

You know how I usually don't pay attention to anything you say? That's because I'm looking at your chin.

[forcowardice]

Really, I thought it just had to do with your horrible attention span. Though I don't think I'm too off the mark still.

So. What happens if I cover it?

[misfier]

Hey, pinhead! I don't know about you but I certainly am enjoying the memes.

Wink.

Anyways you sure you want to be sent to a game? Awful, humiliating things happen from what I understand. Humiliating, even to me, and you know that's bad.

I kinda wonder what 'meme' means, anyways. I mean I know in the barest sense but where did it come from? Who was like "I think I'll call this a meme" for no good reason?

[forcowardice]

I should probably respond to the rest of that but did you seriously just say wink at me?

[misfier]

Sure did.












Wink.

[forcowardice]

Wh.



















What am I supposed to say to that.

[misfier]

Beats me, loser! Don't think too hard, there.

[forcowardice]

In comparison to you, that's not difficult.

[patriarchic]

Aren't you set to go insane and die horribly at 'that alignment-whatsis'?

1/2

[forcowardice]

Eh-heh, why would you ever kid about that?

[forcowardice]

W-wait! Are you serious...?!

[patriarchic]

That's how I understood it as it was explained to me.

.....And I'm going to try to talk her into letting me go, too. You shouldn't have to face that by yourselves, you two.

[forcowardice]

What the hell! She didn't tell me a damn thing!

Krok, a-ah. You-- you don't have to do that.

[patriarchic]

Well. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, there. I would've broken it more gently, but I thought you knew.

I know. I want to. [go insane and die horribly?? Hardly. But he doesn't want them doing it alone, only having each other for support, it doesn't bear processing.] It's no trouble.

[forcowardice]

No! No, I had no idea. I don't want to die, I just sorta, you know, managed to escape that. Damn it, I--

You want to come die with us? Krok, you've already done way, way, way more for me than I deserve. C'mon.