recent shenanigans and future plans @ zodion

[sex_pistol]

Uh...the fuck?

Who the hell wants to be a zombie cop for Halloween? Not me, that's for fuckin' sure.

I wanna be something sexy! Zombies ain't sexy, they're fucking gross.

And another thing you need to stop playing that fucking game. I'm not infected- it was a one time thing. Get the fuck over it.

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[immortalrose]

I must admit, I've never been fond of the undead myself.

They're a nasty lot, and most of them are missing eyeballs.

[sex_pistol]

Yeah, first hand experience there.

[DEFINITELY HAD ONE EYE DURING THAT WHOLE THING TOO.]

[immortalrose]

How dreadful. I wouldn't wish such misfortune even on my most feared adversary.

[ That's a lie, since he totally would. ]

[sex_pistol]

Gotta say though, being able to pull my arm off was kinda fun.

[but...other then that...]

And my jaw, to this day I can still make it pop.

[immortalrose]

Unless you've pulled off your arm and beaten someone to near death with it, you get no points from me.

[ He smirks a tad cruelly. ]

[sex_pistol]

Well fuck, guess I win some points then, hu?

[definitely did that. super fun too.]

[immortalrose]

You get an "A+" for effort, zombie woman.

[ It's really an "A++", but I digress. ]

In any case, I suppose your plans for this "All Hallows' Eve" are a bust.

[sex_pistol]

Fuck, tell me about it.

[Guess she could always go as a playboy bunny....like no one saw that coming.]

I need some new ideas. Guess you already have your costume, hu?

[...cause dat outfit.]

[immortalrose]

Costume?

[ He blinks his eyes a tad owlishly. ]

Whatever do you mean? This is my usual apparel.

[sex_pistol]

[She stares at him for a few moments. Waiting for him to crack a joke or something.

When it doesn't come she can't help but laugh.]

You're fucking kidding me, right?

[immortalrose]

[ He tilts his head to the side and simply stares at her with a mildly baffled expression. ]

I take it you've never met a "vampire" before.

[sex_pistol]

Vampire hu?

[...welp.



/KANYE SHRUG]

I've met my share of demons.

[immortalrose]

[ He smirks at her. ]

Allow me to be the first to say that vampires and demons are two very different races.

[sex_pistol]

Your both into the whole 'dark and brooding' thing though.

[She smiles.]

Gotta say you do it well.

[even if you wear a cape.]

[immortalrose]

You have my thanks.

[ Hey, there's nothing wrong with a good cloak. ]

Not everyone shows fondness for this sort of "dark and brooding" fashion, as you call it.

[ Hell, even one guy said he looked "creepy" recently. Talk about rude! ]

Tell me, where you from? I cannot say that the women of my age dressed that...scandalously.

[sex_pistol]

Eh?

[If he thinks this is scandalously, then he should not she on a Friday bodyshots.


That is scandalously.]

It's 21 century, duh.

[immortalrose]

You this current age? I see, therefore modesty is a virtue rarely practiced.

[ A pause. ]

I like it.

[sex_pistol]

Course you do!

Who the hell wants to see ladies in fuckin' fabric from their neck to the ankles when we have tube tops and mini skirts instead.

[immortalrose]

[ He cannot help but shake his head at her. ]

I suppose you do have a valid point, but aren't you worried that you may catch a cold?

[sex_pistol]

A cold?

[hahahahahhhahahaa



if anything she is worried about something else.]

Oh please, angels don't get sick

[immortalrose]

Really? Well, up until today I didn't think angels could transform into zombies.

[ Think about it, hon. You was just a "zombie" the other day. ]

[sex_pistol]

[well....logic isn't a strong suit of this series.]

I was a robot before too.

[immortalrose]

A robot? Now how in the world did that happen?

[ This is going to be one bizarre story, isn't it? ]

[sex_pistol]

Yeah, I ate a robot alien's heart.

[....


totally normal.]

And I turned into a robot.

[apositive]

...you were infected?

[sex_pistol]

Yeah, long fucked up story.

[you know, demons and killing zombies with dildos- no big deal.]

I got better though.

[apositive]

How is that possible?

[Please spare him the details of the zombie-killing spree.]

[sex_pistol]

[It makes a good story! Not as exciting as the bsaa though.]

Well stud-

[Yep. stud.]

I'm an angel. So you know, magic and shit like that.

[apositive]

...an angel.

[With a mouth like that, how can he ever believe you.]

[sex_pistol]

[It's okay


no one ever does.]

Were you expecting something else?

[apositive]

[Permission to speak freely? Seems that way, so he shrugs a little.]

Yes, to be honest.

[sex_pistol]

What was it?

[Leaning towards him now, a small smile on her face.]

Come on, don't leave a girl guessing.

[apositive]

Not exactly sure. Just know it wasn't an angel. Normal, I'd say.

[He shrugs a little again and takes note of how she's leaning towards him, but doesn't move just yet.]

[sex_pistol]

Yeah, you guys have a really weird idea of angels.

[Getting all up in your business Piers.]

Hope I'm not disappointing you.

[apositive]

No, ma'am. But...

[Personal space, Panty. You're invading it.]

[sex_pistol]

[Personal space is overrated.

She is leaning on his now, her fingers walking up his chest.]

But?

[apositive]

Don't you have any...

[He finally moves, putting his hands firmly on her shoulders and pushing her back just once. Not brusquely. Just...enough to gain back more of that personal space he covets.]

Don't you think you're laying it on just a bit too thick?

[He doesn't know you!]

[sex_pistol]

[but she wants to know you, piers.

She just smiles at his reaction.

How cute, he's shy.]

I haven't even started 'laying it on' yet.

[apositive]

...that's not what I meant.

[There's a difference between wanting to know someone and then getting all up in their grill. Just saying.]

Do you talk to every guy this way? It's not safe.

[gentleman_thief]

[Here Panty have a guy with an English accent.]

Honest it isn't the worst costume your mundane could think of I'm sure.

[sex_pistol]

It ain't sexy.

[so it is the worst in her eyes.]

[gentleman_thief]

Still there are much worse things that are even less attractive.

At the very least a zombie is humanoid.