Homeless, but thinking about towerofanimus

[forcamelot]

You've completely lost your mind, haven't you?

No?

Then inform me as to what sane person greets the prospect of being clapped in a collar and thrown into a tower of unspeakable horrors with "Oooh".

Comments

[sageprincess]

The sadistic one doing the throwing. Though, I suppose that sheds no light as to the question of their sanity.

[And she's hardly one to talk about sanity, anyway. Nearly ten months in said tower of horrors on top of seven years on the run in her own country has not done pleasant things to her mental state.]

[forcamelot]

Precious little, if any.

[skepticseer]

A collar?

[forcamelot]

The lesser of two evils, to be sure.

[skepticseer]

Does it come with a leash?

[forcamelot]

Gloating doesn't suit you, Morgana. It makes your forehead do this strange [he draws a short, indicative line in the air] wrinkling movement.

[It doesn't really, but if she's going to poke at his misfortune he's going to poke right back.]

[skepticseer]

Do you mean the movement that indicates you've done something worth laughing at?

and the most mature people in the world award goes to

[forcamelot]

I was referring to the one that makes you look like an old maid.

Well, clearly, they're trying to out-immature each other

[skepticseer]

That would never be a danger for me. Though who knows what I would give to see you in a collar and a leash.

morgana might have just won

[forcamelot]

[gosh morgana didn't anyone ever teach you to keep your kinks to yourself]

... I've absolutely nothing to say to that.

She's always one to want to beat him

[skepticseer]

Really? Nothing at all. I would say I am speechless by that, but I'm not.

[forcamelot]

Is this seriously all you've come to do?

[because there is the part about the whole tower of unspeakable horrors. she could at least, y'know, pretend to care.]

[skepticseer]

This is a most worthy use of my time.

[She hasn't really got to that. The leash thing is too much for her to get past.]

[forcamelot]

You do know that there's a chance you'll be joining me?

[skepticseer]

Do I get to hold the leash?

[See, really not taking this so seriously.]

[forcamelot]

...No? [He has no idea, frankly. Or if there even is a leash. God please don't let there be a leash.]

[skepticseer]

If you have a collar, a leash would be easy enough to fashion.