Time for fourth wall draws near.

[nyancar]

Are you sure this is a good idea?

I'm not all that excited for leaving the guys, but I guess I'm not in any place to say am I? At least you're gonna let me bring my car.

...Giant robots that turn into cars. Don't let me forget my camera either. I'll need finish line pictures.

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[stormbroken]

Watch out; one of 'em apparently likes running over anything with a pulse.

[nyancar]

Should I be bothered that I can honestly say it wouldn't be the first time?

[stormbroken]

Nah. Just a word of warning, is all. If you know you're gonna get roughed up, it's easier to prepare for it.

[nyancar]

Thanks for the warning then. Are you there in the city? Or just this fourth wall thingy?

[stormbroken]

...Eh. He's calling this a "test flight". If I mesh there, he might try to throw me there for keeps. If that's the case, well.

[nyancar]

Oh, kinda like mine's doing with me. Way cool.

Mines more like a test...drive.

[stormbroken]

You have wheels, I have wings. Same thing, different words.

[nyancar]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

You're a Pegasus kind of thing?

[stormbroken]

Yup.

[nyancar]

This place has more than I thought already.

You aren't...like from mythology, are you?

That would be awkward.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Make sure you get my good side~

[nyancar]

That's if my zoom can catch you from the winners circle, hot shot.

[sweet_riiiiims]

That's if your flash isn't too late~

[nyancar]

No one uses flash anymore, dude.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Flash, snap, it's all the same~

[nyancar]

No one uses snapshots either. Mine doesn't have a shutter.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Well that's some advanced technology for humans~

[nyancar]

You think?

Your cameras still have shutters? But you're robots? Weird.

[smokeb0mbs]

Hold up. Giant robot cars? That is BRU-U-UCE!
... Say, do I know you?

[nyancar]

Bruce? That's like ace, right?

No? Who're you supposed to be?

[smokeb0mbs]

Yeah, like ace! And awesome and rad and OFF THE CHEESE!

Name's Randy. Randy Cunningham. The Ninja.

[He has a hard time grasping the concept of "secret identity", not that he much needs it here right now, but hey. Chicks dig ninjas.]

[nyancar]

Bruce is a new one. So is off the cheese.

Julie. Uh, the Burner?

Randy the Ninja?

...Seriously?

[smokeb0mbs]

Julieeeh. Tight!

Seriously.

[He was wearing the ninja suit before, just without the mask. He puts the mask on now, and does a "heroic" pose (spoiler: it's actually super cheesy and dorky).]

[nyancar]

Julie.

[ An eyebrow. Not like you can see it though. ]

Uh-huh.

Should I even ask?

[smokeb0mbs]

Yaknow, an 800-year-old Japanese demon sorcerer under my high school turning students into monsters. A Ninja's chosen and trained by a mystical book of wisdom every 4 years to protect it. The usual.

[nyancar]

...Doesn't sound like high school, sounds like Battle Royale.

[smokeb0mbs]

Aw man, that was a honkin' messed up movie! Shnasty, but actually pretty boss as far as mindless violence. Which is the best kind of violence!

[nyancar]

Riiiiight. Now I'm not surprised why you got picked.

How old are you?

[smokeb0mbs]

Yaknow, I actually wasn't expecting it! I mean, sure, I was The Ninja's biggest fan in middle school, but I didn't ever think that was actual Ninja material! It's really still kinda wack to think about, but SO much more awesome!

Er, Fourteen. But TOTALLY not your typical freshman geek!

[He's right. He's even MORE of a dork than your average freshman.]

[nyancar]

You're fitting the freshman geek profile pretty well, there, Randy. Minus the typical.

[smokeb0mbs]

Oh c'mon! At least I'm not in marching band or with the mathletes or something.

Also, NINJA. The Ninja's the most popular kid in school! ... Even if no one knows that he's me, but still!

[passengerseatdriver]

Hey, Julie! You're lucky. Mike and Texas showed up where I am and all we got was the garage without the cars.

[nyancar]

Heya Chuck. Kinda surpised to see you around here.

Mike and Texas too? Am I really the last on the bandwagon here?

...Really? I'd liked to have had the garage, Nine Lives might be all that I've got. I'll have to live with someone, or out of it's back seat.

[passengerseatdriver]

Blame my mundane for that. [Rubbing the back of his neck.]

Not really the last. You're gonna think this is weird, but I've run into a couple different versions of you while here.

...Yeah, when you put it that way, we definitely got the better end of the deal. I know sleeping in Mutt wouldn't be comfortable. Though Mike would probably be totally up for that.