I'm going to get eaten alive...

[stormbroken]

Sheesh. For someone who doesn't care what the fandom thinks, you're getting awfully prissy about letting me voice my thoughts. Who cares if I'm not in any show, or that you half-flanked these icons in some 'creator' program? That's their problem.

Then again, what even gives? Why the buck do I have a journal now? Geez, you'd think that the forums and online stuff would be enough of me to put up with, but noooo, you just gotta ruin both our lives a little more.

Wait now. What's this about a "wall" and a city? I'm quite happy in Fillydelphia, thank you very much.

Flanks and fetlocks, you're not gonna listen to me about this, are you...

Comments

[otherbrother]

You are a very unusual horse.

[stormbroken]

Yeah. I get that a lot.

[otherbrother]

Is vecause you are talking, I am sure. You are the first talking horse I have ever seen.

[stormbroken]

Says the talking bird. Also, technically, pony. There's a difference.

[otherbrother]

I am Tengu, not vird. There is a difference.

[stormbroken]

Touché. Awfully scrawny for a tengu, aren't you?

[otherbrother]

I... what?

[He looks down at himself.]

I would not know. I have not met another.

[stormbroken]

...yeah, I admit they aren't exactly common where I'm from either, but... if you haven't met another, how do you know that's what ya really are?

[otherbrother]

Well, is what my varents were. I only have fleeting memories of them. And I am told I am Tengu, so it must ve what I am.

[Technically, he's told he's a bird a lot, too. Good logic, Vilhelm.]

[stormbroken]

So if people told you that you were a bagel, you'd be out hunting for lox?

[otherbrother]

I... am not sure. What is a vagel, and why do they hunt for locks?

[stormbroken]

...Never mind.

[burning_wild]

Join the club.

[stormbroken]

At least you know someone with actual artistic talent.

[burning_wild]

That depends on which mun you're talking about.

[stormbroken]

...Anypony at all. The fact that mine had to take the laziest possible option because nopony else even knows me...

Not that it ain't for the best, but it makes that "show some effort" thing a bit impossible.

[pyroobsessed]

Mun's don't necessarily give a crap when it comes to these thin's, ya know. If ya've gotten this far, yer goin' for the whole ride.

[...Though, she DOES wanna say one more thing out of curiosity...] Are ya fond of puns? Or is that somethin' all of ya do?

[stormbroken]

Somethin' to do with a PG rating and bein' "show appropriate". Wouldn't fit the tone if I cussed as much as I wanna.

[pyroobsessed]

Outta necessity, then. Understandable, at least.

[Elisa shrugs, stretching a bit.]

Heh, I'd be afraid of yer mouth if ya could say what ya wanted to--sounds like ya were willin' to rip a couple new holes in his head. [She actually grins at that! It'd be an entertaining thing to see, at least.]

[stormbroken]

Nah, he's a bit too thick-skulled for that.

Might break a few bones, though.

[pyroobsessed]

...Heh, most of 'em tend to be. So, how much would some front row seats to this fine event be?

[stormbroken]

Eh, I tend to not play for an audience. Doesn't exactly sell well, where I'm from.