Voicetesting while canon reviewing; possibly looking in the future

[dummkopf]

What are you, stupid?

You're obviously in over your head. Even with your so-called "canon review."

[A smug smirk. After all, it's Asuka.]

I'll be the one doing the piloting around here.

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[invisible_one]

[Stare.]

I'm sorry, but we are not on the airplane. You don't need to be pilot.

[Coming from him, this can easily have double meaning.]

[dummkopf]

[Hello, stare. Meet scoff. She's giving one with a vengeance.]

Not that kind of pilot. [Because that is so mundane and boring and beneath her. Honestly.]

[invisible_one]

[Scuff can never beat Kuroko's-stare-of-doom.]

Yes, I know that.

[He won't make any expressions you know. For now.

P.S. He just made you look silly in his opinion...]

[dummkopf]

[And she is none the wiser. Because she's of the opposite opinion.

... The view of life through Asuka-lens. It's a beautiful thing.]

Then why did you say that?

[invisible_one]

Why hm?

Well, the real truth is that no matter how you try, you will end up listening to your mun. And usually your thoughts are Mun's thoughts.

If you don't, the voice goes down and you end up forgotten.

[Cruel, cruel child. Cruel. Not that he realizes that. He thinks all of this is obvious.]

[weddingcrasher]

That's an awesome attitude to have! Don't let the Mun control you; make sure you control the Mun!

[dummkopf]

As if she could.

[Yep. Asuka's pretty confident about that one.]

[weddingcrasher]

And if she tries, just threaten her! That's what I'm doing with my Mun!

[dummkopf]

She'll give up before it gets to that point.

[After all, this mun is almost as worthless as Shinji.]

[weddingcrasher]

Yay! Mun domination is sooooo much FUN, don'cha think?

[gendos_puppet]

I don't think Muns work like that

[dummkopf]

[UGH. Does Ayanami have to be everywhere she is?]

What would you know, First Child?

[gendos_puppet]

I've been with my mun for a long time. I know how it works.

[dummkopf]

[Cue the eye-rolling. Because how could anyone possibly know anything more than her ever.

(Asuka, this is why you have no friends)]

Sure you do.

[gendos_puppet]

I do. There is nothing I can do to resist her whims.

[idkworldruler]

Good luck with high jacking your mun's brain.

[dummkopf]

[You know, when you put it like that....]

She just needs a little persuasion. [Which of course will be successful. Asuka is nothing but charming and charismatic, right?]

[idkworldruler]

And just how would you persuade her? [If he ever watched the anime, then Mitchell would wholly disagree.]

[dummkopf]

It wouldn't be hard.

[Notice how she's left out the details.

details schmetails]

[idkworldruler]

...Are you planning a possible act of terrorism?

[The fact that she used the term "I'll be the one piloting" and, "persuasion". Kind of have him thinking that right now. It doesn't help that she won't give out the juicy details.]

[diedforyoursins]

I suppose one would have to be incredibly arrogant to think they could control you, Second Child.

[from what he knows of her, flattery is definitely the way to go.]

[dummkopf]

[Hey what do you know about her life, Fifth Child she's never met

But. Fifth Child used flattery... it's super effective!]

I'd have to agree.

[diedforyoursins]

[quite a bit, actually. SEELE keeps pretty extensive files on the children, after all, and he's read every inch of them.]

Do you have a plan to fight her, then? It is not that I doubt your ability, just that I know from personal experience how difficult a battle that can be.

[dummkopf]

[Some people might call that scary.]

I've been in worse battles. This'll be a piece of cake. [If she sounds confident, it's because she IS. She actually believes this. (Or, at the very least, she's told herself that she does.)]

[diedforyoursins]

[well he did come very close to destroying mankind and all...]

Does your mun have a place in mind for you yet? Some are not so terrible that fighting against it is really necessary.