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[ponyville_dj]

I'm just as surprised as you are mun.

If they want my musical talent, I'll be glad to give it! After all, I am Ponyville's one and only DJ. No one can mix music like I can.

Now you just need to find some normal icons of me.


I know you can do it!



Vinyl Scratch/DJ Pon-3

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Aaaaaall the music!

[cantacquityou]

"Ponyville," you say?

[Wtf am I doing with this I dont even play this instrument]

/gets out the turntables

[ponyville_dj]

Yep! It's a small town, but we've got a lot of talent.

/gets out the flute

[cantacquityou]

Forgive me if I am mistaken, but do you not also have lots of...ponies, there? [A slight nod at her rather...human appearance.]

Let's rock this place.

[ponyville_dj]

Ya. My mun chose to play me as human, but she's going to work on getting some of my pony form. I'm a unicorn.

YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT. YOU ARE A UNICORN.

[cantacquityou]

...

["I'm a unicorn". That is certainly not something you hear someone say on a regular basis...]


...Indeed.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie is surprised and disgusted at the utter ineptitude of all these mundanes who cannot successfully complete the simple task of gathering up a sufficiently satisfactory amount of icons to be put to use.

[ponyville_dj]

[Have an eyeroll, Trixie.]

She never thought that she'd be playing me as a pony. She figured that she'd just keep me as a 'human'.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie deems that to be no excuse. She unfortunately still ha only fifteen icons out of the many that Trixie's lazy mundane isn't uploading for her to use.

[ponyville_dj]

My mun can't afford to get more icon space.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie's mundane has the very same excuse.

[ponyville_dj]

When they don't have the bits, they don't have the bits. It happens.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie should still be catered to. She's the most dazzling showmare in all of anywhere.

[ponyville_dj]

My shows get a bigger crowd than yours do. At least after what Twilight Sparkle did that night.

1/2

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie was the one to perform the necessary actions in order to keep that backwater town free from harm!

2/2

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Besides, Trixie wonders how many planets you've ever visited before that don't include Equestria.

[ponyville_dj]

You don't want to know.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Try Trixie.

[ponyville_dj]

I've been tossed around the_love_hotel and so many different places within bakerstreet.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Hmph. Trixie deems then not to be real "games", so therefore, she deems them not to count. Trixie has been to at least five different planets.

[upanoctave]

I have a feeling I should be worried about this, I'm just not sure who I should be worried for.