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[dirge]

I want a fancy design like those new bots, mun. Everyone's always talking about them. You know, the Universe with the grey Starscream? When do I get to be really skinny and pointy?

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[fuck_orders]

Probably never if your mun has anything to say about it.

[Carlos don't be a smartass to the Decepticons. Being one to the Autobots is fine because they won't kill you.]

[dirge]

My mun knows better than to try to deny me anything. [Hiss]

I'd say forgive him for being a smartass, but I doubt it LOL

[fuck_orders]

How sure of that are you?

[OH MY GOD CARLOS SHUT UP]

pfft I don't mind

[dirge]

You're a human, aren't you? Would you try to tell something as big and heavily armed as me 'no'?

Re: pfft I don't mind

[fuck_orders]

[Looking you up and down.]

Yeah.

[Oh Carlos. What have you just gotten yourself into?]

[dirge]

Oh really? How about I reach down there and squeeze you until you pop? [Reaching is go.]