dear_mun | Sep. 18th, 2012

Sep. 18th, 2012

I hate to tell you, miss mun, but your friend is right for once. Heaven's Feel was Sakura's time to shine and you know that Onii-chan loves her best and there is nothing I can do about that.

[Illya looks forlornly into the distance for a moment, her mind filled with thoughts of all she had done for the one she loved most but yet expected nothing in return.]

I would like to go somewhere permanent instead of being dragged out at random to makeout with people who are way older then me. And I would pass up the chance to win Onii-chan's heart while the other girls are away or to see mom and dad again...

threesocksfixer

Ah, look here, mun... Now, I appreciate it's supposed to be a compliment and all, this, uh, this picking a bloke up and playing him thing. But see, the thing is, where the bleeding hell are you going to put me, eh? Options are limited and how's a chap to earn an honest living if he can't even work the Flop anymore?

And Mick, Stace, Ems and Albert won't be around, yeah? Not even Danny or Sean, and it just wouldn't be the same without them, would it?

All I'm saying is, if you do this, you've got to do it properly, alright?

crymoore

I am not sure you can neglect an entire book with my image attached to it, champion. What are the chances any of that would surface in one of these parallel worlds?

[ Pause. ] Even the daughter of an admiral fails to comprehend just what you mean by "shipping". What relevance do boats have to do with one's intimate feelings again?

entropicinferno

h˚ld up, h˚ld up! y˚u mean y˚u're SERI˚US ab˚ut this?!

that's FreaKing awes˚me! just d˚n't string me al˚ng with th˚se "hey maybe i'll Keep him there ˚r s˚mething" th˚ughts, haha!

and hey, thinK ab˚ut s˚lidiFying s˚me ˚F my Can˚n while y˚u're at it!

meng_huan_myuu

...Okay, mun, WHAT.

So, it's okay for NPCs to crack open that motherfucker, and all that happens is people get to come in and troll the city? Yet when I fucking try, I not only get my brains scrambled, NOT ONLY get alternate-reality versions of myself STUCK IN MY HEAD, but I also ALMOST FUCKING DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA?!

...No.

Fuck you. Fuck you, I'm not listening to a fucking thing you say from here on out. I'm gonna take Ren, we're gonna go to a tropical island somewhere, and we will have a MILLION FUCKING BABIES just because you fucking muns don't want us to.

FUCK. YOU.

asthelegendgoes

You want the others to join in as well?

Hmph.

So you can gather more writers to plan our fates for the sake of your sadistic pleasures. It wouldn't surprise me.

countwantsthisdebt

I know it's just for the week over there, but couldn't you have come up with a better one than this? S'not something anyone needs to be reminded of.

Not to mention you're have way too much fun looking at dresses and skirts that you can put me in since Ishtar is letting me borrow stuff from her closet. What's wrong with just pants? Even those shorts are too... short! It is really nice of her, not complaining about that or saying anything is wrong with her taste, but you and her mun are just plotting for me not to have pants by the looks of it.

I still have to work in the greenhouse, you know. All I'm asking for is a few good pairs of pants. That isn't too much, is it?... Is it?

Then there's Muraki and he's getting more touchy-feely than normal with me like this. People calling me cute and him going on about my figure like this and all that other stuff.

- Tsuzuki

yummier

Mmmm... What's the matter mun? Cat got your tongue?

[ Lips stretched into a satisfied smile, she rolls her neck. ] As a woman I thought you might understand that I have certain needs, and by inviting me into your headspace I naturally assumed you would at least try to meet them.

It's why I am going to cut the cord between us once and for all. The only thing you could possibly do for me at this point is drag me down.

ordinarily

So we're doing this again.

Look, I don't care where you send me at this point. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's probably going to be some terrible place that I'm probably going to end up hating. But you know what? It can't be worse than being cooped up in your head for so long with absolutely nothing to do, so....

... And yes, I know I'm probably going to regret saying that. Just let me be bitter while I still have the chance.

bullshitmeter

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unslaad

Petty joor.

[ his voice is a low rumble - full of threat, hostile promise. ] Zu'u Alduin. Zok sahrot do naan ko Lein. And yet you believe yourself capable of reigning over me? And of turning a dohav into a wingless pest such as you, of giving me a mortal's form,

[ crimson eyes narrow. ] Mey. Fool. Do not attempt that which you will sorely regret.

polishedgold

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lessthanperfect

The only reason I'm not immolating you from within is because I got to see someone who reminds me of my brother roll on the floor and writhe in uncontrollable pain.

Remember that and tread lightly when you consider putting me in that outfit again.

godwarrior

This is strange.

[He glances around the room, not quite understanding with this whole thing is all about.]

fiveagainstradley

This ought to be fun. Better than school, anyway, especially if Luke will be here. You don't know a thing about cricket, do you? I could teach you, I suppose, though you're right, it probably doesn't work that way.

doesthemath

Well, I suppose something could be said for the fact that you haven't become so overwhelmed by these "feels" of yours that you've lost track of your existing commitments. With three already in a game and everything you do outside of it, you have more than enough to keep you busy. Besides, I have no interest in going anywhere without Pietro. Yes, I realize there are others from our team out there, but you forget that as happy as you may be to see them, it's unlikely that they would be as pleased to see me.

Our current arrangement is acceptable, without that "canon update" you continue to fuss over indecisively. You know that no good can come of incorporating wretched writing and art.

daemonium

You know what I'll never be able to understand? Wiping me clean after that whole incident and trying to start over like you think it's cute or something. It's.. not gonna happen and you're always gonna remember that experience and it's going to stain everything unless you think of some sort of outlet. Taking out on me's not gonna make it any better, I've had enough of your torture.

But you've been playing me for two years now, and if you still don't think you have a good grasp of my character I'd be really worried for you. You're going to do fine though. A new place, a blank slate, alright? I'm sure they'll be nice. It's not like you can't write.

[ Catphones sighs, mumbles something under his breath about a "King" under his breath.]

therealgenius

[this is brand new information]

You know, I would get huffy and talk about how I do better background checks than that, but...I can't be bothered.

Can we just say SHIELD forged that? I'd totally remember if she had been in my buildings before. Pretty memorable. The hair, the body, the...no, I'm stopping now.

froissement

Exactly why do you want an infant in the dormitory? That is incredibly irresponsible, you must realize. We are not babysitters.

You can't just have some random stranger drop a baby at the dormitory's steps. That makes little sense--yes, of course I disprove. Why wouldn't I?

To think we had such a good start. I'm having serious doubts about you, mundane, if this is your idea of a joke.

lookstairs

So let me just make sure I understood you correctly here. It took a photoset on tumblr to remind you I exist and "hey maybe you'd like to play me"? Nevermind the whole helped steal The Declaration of Independence and kidnap the President of the United States thing. That doesn't remind you. tumblr does.

You are aware tumblr wasn't even a thing when the movies came out, right?

Well at least you can't come up with any plans crazier than Ben's. I hope.

Oh, and would rewatch the second movie. You do remember I was maybe, sort of, possibly hitting it off with an attractive lady at the end there, don't you?

notjustinthemirror

Sooooo. This was impulsive and irrational and sporadic.

I like it.

It shows ... unpredictability and adaptability. A loss of priorities .. priorities. Ah yes.

X lacked adaptability didn't he? Yes. That's why you shot him. Alone in your house, when you were sure no one was there to see, to judge, you shot him. And that was ...

Adaptable.

Don't believe me? Take a drink. Think it over.

After all, one mans demon is another mans saint. And I, heh, I can be that man.

sheislovely

Mundane? Is that truly what I'm expected to call you?

Regardless, I want you to tell me how this works. Didn't you miss something like half of an entire season? You think you can just start the series at the third and pick me up on a whim? Things are never that easy. You have a lot more reviewing to do before you're able to actually do anything with me, so why are we still sitting here?

You should be watching the show.

not_heavens_adam

No. I'm perfectly fine where I'm at right now, I'm not going to get anything from going back.

Don't think I don't know what happens, things only get worse from here, just leave it alone!

Yeah, yeah, I know. You'll 'do what you want~'

Just don't mess anything up, things are finally starting to get good...

legolas_the_white

I honestly didn't think I'd ever come for far as to say that I despise you. I well and truly do. There is only one other I can dislike more than yourself and that is Jason for doing this ridiculous switch.

Perhaps I could tolerate this better if Gandalf wasn't using my body to smoke. I'm very aware that you know how proud I am of remaining healthy both there and at home. You're taking particular pleasure in this, aren't you?

At least I am not alone in this. Haldir and Gimli must certainly be having... "fun".

forgetbeam

Mundane!!

How can you even begin to finalize a decision when you've failed to do the proper research? Study each game thoroughly to make the best possible choice!

It's true you must be seeking my input if you came to this place. That school would allow me to continue to flourish as a student! Even with its... strange lifestyle... it will be refreshing to be taking actual classes again!

[More importantly, it has a lot less death than a horror game. And certain other schools he's attended. But like he's going to go into that.]

...What?! Don't type such private things!

[Whoops. Sorry, kiddo.]

handoften

You do understand that I have other things I could be doing, yeah? Those circuits in my TARDIS are not going to fix themselves, and you know how she gets when she's broken. It's not like dealing with the Doctor's TARDIS. You know this. She has no problems in expressing her upset.

I'm an evil metacrisis. You trying to explain all the ins and outs, while entertaining, is taking a long time. Meanwhile, there's a Doctor somewhere out there feeling superior that I could be tormenting. What about a Jack? No Koschei's. I've had my fill of 'hand' jokes. Come on. I'm bored.

featheredxman

I know you're still feeling uneasy about that app. Look it's cool if I don't get in this round, will give you more time to get it right.

And for the love of... Will you stop rereading old threads? I'm not that Warren. And I'd rather not be him okay. He's more of a dick than Scott is.

Okay so I miss having a Drake around to hang with, but doesn't mean I'm looking for another PSL with him. Hell you're dropping the ball on the one you have with Betsy.

sanguinary_paean

Fufufu... mundane. It's not so bad. It's not as though I can simply reach across the border you have protecting yourself from me. I'm not Yukari.

There will be screams sounding this night, dear Mundane. But they won't be yours.

Fufufufu... no. Not that, either.

Now where is Yukari? I do so hate to be kept waiting.

[Evil!Youkai!Yuyuko. AU info is on her profile. RUN FOR THE HILLS.]

nobrakes

Hold up... space? No way. Okay, yeah, sounds cool because it's space, but no way. I have things to do down here. Deliveries, remember?

Sure, it would get douchebag off my ass, but come on. You can't even ride up there.

Wait a minute... I'm going to have my bike, right? Because I'm not giving it up. You watched the thing like a million times. You know how this goes. No suits, no office, only the bike.

turnsthewheels

Mun,

It is good to see you coming back to journal roleplaying with such good taste in characters. I know you worry because my source is just a touch obscure, but trust me, if they don't want me around, they just have no taste.

But really now, the places you're thinking of sending me... Survival horror, really? I deserve better. I'm the city's ruler, and I don't plan to spend my time running and hiding. That's certain other people's job, anyway.

Why not find somewhere where I can be where I belong - at the top? There has to be some game looking for someone to take control. Even if they don't say it, experience has taught me that's what everyone wants, in the end.

Get to it. And if you can find a Protoman or the like, I certainly wouldn't object.

dreamofthedawn

Hey, you, on the other side of the screen.

First off: fuck you. The other folks in this headspace of yours told me some really fucked-up stories about what you do to people. ...but according to what they've heard, others are worse.

Just leave my dog outta this, and if I see anything even remotely resembling the sick stuff, I'm gone, got it?

Second: you are interrupting my studying. Finals are in a week. Fuck you for that too.

Third...actually, why are you even making this post? (Probably not a good sign when someone actually asks that, now is it...)

likeamonster

You need to calm yourself down. Prioritize your objectives. Are you certain icons are what you need to work on right now?

The answer is no. They're pretty and meaningless without the words supporting them. You've written none in the actual application.

You're excited. I understand that. Focus your attentions on what still needs done.

themotherfucker

Well, it's about fucking time you brought me back out again. It's been, what, a year and a half?

Yeah, yeah, you wanted to wait until part two ended, don't give me that bullshit. It ended months ago. You're just a slacker. I'm ready for some fucking mayhem now that you waited so long, so you better deliver.

If you have to find one of these lame-ass games to put me in, I don't know why you want that dumbass Dave there. Is it so I can beat him up and kill him? Because that's what'll happen. Don't even get me started on that horrible fucking demon-spawn kid, though. I'm not going anywhere where she is. At least, not without backup.

Thanks, loser.

peaceinchaos

Don't you smile like that at me. No, I am not pleased. Why on Earth would I want one of my children and my brother- my brother who may very well be younger than my child in this mad place.

Perhaps it's for the best, if it is inevitable. Perhaps Pietro at this age will be less inclined to. [ Be himself. No. ] Be quite as combative. But Tommy is my son. And a terribly brave young man, yes, but how can I not worry for him in a place where strangers will send him off to battle at the drop of a hat.

derangement

Don't flatter yourself. This isn't a new idea and you're not special just because you're doing it yourself. You're far from the first and you certainly won't be the last to pick this canon point. We all know the answer to the number one question: can you pull it off? No, you can't. So don't waste my time; it's far more valuable than yours.

spider

And never forget, how about that? That whole act was a big mess, you can imagine my displeasure—almost imagine. You will never really know, you poor thing.

[ Tsk. Tsk. TSK. ]

Might be just me, but I'm almost entirely sure you were on my side until this exact, grueling moment. I did say "I don't like to get my hands dirty," this is why we can't have nice things. No, no, no. Chop chop, get on with that new suit.

antisocialgod

Mun,

So here we are with a fresh start. Are you sure you still want to do this with me? Hmm well we'll see how it goes. We'll find a game to play in again over here again. I'm sure we'll find a fit. Roza would be nice too, or anyone. I know it's obscure. Can't help wishing.

Keep looking for icons and I'll still be right here.

maximumbet

Mun. No. Stop it mun. Just stop drawing. This isn't funny.

I don't care if there's some area in that place I'm stuck in now that turns people into toys.

This isn't cute. This is some Grade A bullshit and I'm kinda pissed off here.

dreams_of_dusk

Do you really want me to congratulate you on this endeavor? Innocence is all good and well to taint but you could have at least found someone who's an actual challenge. This Ayumu is as likely to pass out from the loss of blood from his brain as soon as he is to be remotely useful to me.

But he may be amusing. I suppose we'll see.

courtoisie

You know what I want, but I won't say. [ Can't say it ] It does not need speaking for it to be something that I want truly in my heart, more than anything. [ Although it is something she may lie on if asked ]

My place is where I am, and it is right. One day I will be Queen. [ And then maybe something can happen, or so Sansa would wish, but she knows that her way - or wishes - will never be abided, not with Joffrey there. And she adds, quietly: ] I miss them. I can't not.

wantsanotherpony

[ Veruca Salt was not happy. Not one bit. Then again, she never was happy when she didn't have the exact thing she wanted. ]

I don't care about what you want, mun! I want to go somewhere else!

[ It might be best to treat this delicately... ]

justgonnaramble

Okay I get that you miss playing me - how can you not? I'm amazing - but let's face it; you don't have time to put me in a game. Yes, okay, I miss where I was...no, well. I miss the people where I was. But no way can you keep up with something like that right now. I mean, yeah, maybe if you find something slower...

No! No. The point is, you don't have time. Not the kind of time it takes to devote to moi. And that's just unfair.

So stop thinking about it, stop getting me excited, and...do something else with your life!

Though I won't object to you letting me out more. Or...you know...updating my icons? Just a bit? A girl's gotta have more options than this.

chicksdigitdude

You really are a drag, you know that?

Speak for yourself, Captain Indecisive.

No thanks. I'll go when and where I want to. Seriously. Ten seconds ago you were fawning over the Space Witch, then the Sassbender, now me.

You'll come back to me eventually. You always do.

It's because I'm irresistible.

But that fourth wall event? Keep a seat warm for me. I need to find some batteries.

Nuh-uh. Bigger. Car battery sized. Yeah.

No, I'm not going to tell you.

arbadacarba

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scantoku

If you keep me away from my team any longer, you realize I'm going to have to quadruple their training sets, right?

And for once, it won't be because of them, so take responsibility for this and let me get back to coaching. I've got a bunch of crazy guys to lead to victory, you know!

Hyuuga-kun had better be keeping an eye on them.

flareup

You aren't even sure of what you want to do with me! Don't be annoying, okay? Make up your mind soon!

If you can't, just leave me where I am. I'm happy enough living out there on my own, you know. I don't miss the Fire Kingdom one bit.

I think we have issues.

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