RE: Body-swap in towerofanimus

[legolas_the_white]

I honestly didn't think I'd ever come for far as to say that I despise you. I well and truly do. There is only one other I can dislike more than yourself and that is Jason for doing this ridiculous switch.

Perhaps I could tolerate this better if Gandalf wasn't using my body to smoke. I'm very aware that you know how proud I am of remaining healthy both there and at home. You're taking particular pleasure in this, aren't you?

At least I am not alone in this. Haldir and Gimli must certainly be having... "fun".

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[elvendwarf]

Mind yourself, Legolas. I'm certainly not in the mood for jest of any kind.

[ Gods, he has to literally crane his neck upward to see "Gandalf's" face now. Quite uncomfortable. ]

[legolas_the_white]

I cannot help myself, Haldir. So often you and Gimli bicker and now the two of you have switched.

[elvendwarf]

Of course you would find such humor in my suffering.

[legolas_the_white]

Only a bit, I promise you.

[That's a lie. He'll find this funny for... well, forever!]

[elvendwarf]

Then allow me to state here and now that your cackling shan't be tolerated!

[legolas_the_white]

I will sure you laugh outside of your range of hearing then!

[Snickering.]

[elvendwarf]

I would wish you the greatest ill and malice but I realize that would be greatly unfair to the White Wizard.

[legolas_the_white]

How rude of you, Haldir! I never expected you, of all people, to say such thing. Lady Galadriel would be most disappointed, I'm sure.