dear_mun | Sep. 17th, 2012

Sep. 17th, 2012

Will we be saying I... stole your wit after?

...my. Humans have such a taste for lessening a reputation.

(You like me too much. Isn't there another character you can obsess over? I'm not going to any games. Yuri can't function without me around.)

fintabulous

Not exactly where I thought I'd be today but a new experience can't be too bad, right. It's a little exciting to be so close to all of these ... these humans! I wonder what their fashion is like? Do they all have those wiggly toes? It's all so fascinating! Now that I'm here, do you have anywhere to put me?

No? I've never been so far from home before! You can't keep me hooked on your line for no reason! Your head is all wishy washy, it's like you took a spin in a whirlpool for a couple hours! Please just cut the line if I'll be splashing in this puddle forever.

blastia_bane

Not that I'm complaining. But don't you have enough on your plate?

I'm happy to be back, but you should consider your time limitations before deciding anything.

After all, It wouldn't be a good idea to have me go somewhere only to leave after a short time.

lyokooperator

Listen, mun. I know you said you'd canon-review, but if you can't get any episodes to work, that's fine. I don't want you to go out of your way to send me anywhere.

And I'm sure Odd will be fine fighting XANA. He'll have the people he's met there, and as long as they don't mess the supercomputer up too much, if you do manage to get me there, I can probably fix it.

What can go wrong?

literallyheartless

I am not amused by the events that transpired, Ser Mun. So I believe we will be going with your headcanon as it were? I thought so. I am glad you choose the wisest course of action. My heart...if I had one as it were, belongs to Aelinore.

I know what you are thinking. She had gotten me thrown in the dungeon and whipped for hours. I was not pleased as well for the sheer fact that I had just saved her life. But, I understand now why she did it. After all...she is married.

In any case, you will be needing to draw my likeness. Your icons are rather few and you seem to be having difficulty getting pictures of expressions from the cinematics.

countertenors

Would you look at that, your application for that hell hole is almost finished.

So it looks like you weren't kidding. I know Rachel is there, and Blaine. But I'm not sure you were listening when Rachel said that place is dangerous and we could get hurt. To be frank, I don't think you're listening to me either.

a_budget_issue

Well... thanks for not droppin' me after all, I guess. And don't even look at me like that, I know you were considering it, cause it would've been easier. The fact that ya were thinking about it at all's got you on my Bad List. I don't care if ya put me on your name tag at work, that doesn't make up for not havin' me in stories!

You -- you promised. Guess you're not much better than the rest of 'em.

Well ya know what, fine, whatever, now ya just gotta figure out how I'm gonna have my great comeback! I don't suppose ya could let me have my remote this time around, could ya?

black_lion

This is ridiculous.

As if trying to destroy a bunch of annoying, do-gooder Pai Zhou wasn't bad enough, you now feel the need to throw me into a small space with as many of those damn Rangers as you could find. If this is what you clutter you head space with, then surely you must realize that it is not the place for me.

I am Dai Shi, would be King of the Earth. I will not stand for this.

missionbegins

Oh yes, good work, Ms. Mun. I mean it. Are you proud of yourself, being my mouthpiece to this ridiculous website? You're like Miss Pauling, but less useful. After all, do you really expect me to be put in one of those dreadful games everyone goes on about? I don't have time for that, I've got work to do. And even if I did have the time (which I don't -- I've already used my annual vacation, and those damnable squirrels didn't even reach full rebellion against my arbitrarily installed squirrel leaders), I still wouldn't let you entertain the thought. So what, exactly, is the point of this exercise in failure?

You're such a disappointment.

embodimentofmercy

( Potential for spoilers for Doctor Who episode 07x03 )

forcewalking

You are going to tell me that you are disinterested in my universe even more because of this... 'update?'

I am not going to allow you to rob me of my chance to congregate with a long-thought-extinct alien species because you don't 'feel like grinding out 250 Black Hole commendations for new gear.'

This species was traveling hyperspace while the Rakata were banging rocks together to make fire. I will not be held back because my mundane is lazy. Surely this sentient plant... thing you are parading around as in that other world isn't as interesting as you make it seem.

dragonspooker

HAH! I told Kanji that blastin' the stupid thing first would work out just fine. And he didn't believe me.

Seriously, after hearing about all the crap these things would spew, and witnessing it first-hand with Zelda's, like hell was I gonna let that thing run rampant.

bondsoflove

Nill said he might come back.

Stop playing that video.

giftofthemagi

You're so proud of yourself, now that you think you've figured out a way for other players to escape my contract if the mods at

thewake allow me to start forming them.

Please pass that hope along. It will make things easier for me in the long run.

burdenofrage

That you think of this as entertaining is sickening! You know full well there are those in Nautilus who will brand me a potential threat, now. That I have need of that vile oath to maintain my power is no one's business but my own.

And contrary to what you believe, no, I do not need Hal Jordan there to help me!

dynastydestiny

You so proud of yourself? You think you hot stuff aru? Just what you plan on doing with me? It's been a long time since you play with me and back then you didn't need to know about my glorious history! So now what you do, huh? You better study if you plan on going anywhere with me aru! Study hard! Become doctor!

And why you shoes on in the house?!

Current Mood: frustrated

lostfairyfound

Good morning Mun!

I know, I know, you're surprised I popped up into your head that time. There aren't too many of me around, right? More importantly, you're sending me to that place where neesan and Natsu and the others right? I'm not going to let you back out of our deal.

[ A playful frown crosses her face and she folds her arms. ]

Mira-nee and Lucy and the others will be mad at you if you tell them I'm coming to join them and then don't get my app done in time. You only have one part left and three weeks to get it done. No problem!

[ The smile drops a bit. ]

And ...don't worry too much about dropping that other game. They'll understand - [ Smiling again. ] you really do fuss and worry too much, you know?

ichoosefight

Let’s make sure we’re on the same page here.

You’re sending me back to an island full of monsters and nightmares where basically everything wants to eat me or my soul, and somehow two years back home and a promotion is supposed to make it okay?

No, I am not excited about the umbrella monsters. What is with you and the umbrella monsters? Or did you forget about the time one of them kicked me off of a cliff?

I thought we had a good thing going here, mun. I was happy, you were happy. Now we’re back to monsters.

ladyreynard

Please, my dear mundane. I would hope you knew me better than to think I would stoop to selling information my girls have picked up. Our clients expect the utmost discretion, and I will not risk my business for some momentary gain.

Besides. Despite what movies might have taught you, those in power are rarely stupid enough to say anything interesting in pillow talk.

Pity.

And honestly, if you can not see how I am of use to my dear spider, you are not as intelligent as I gave you credit for.

cameasarat

M-mun this really isn't- I don't mean I'm not flattered, and it's not- I'm not scared it's only...

The other three are the popular ones. Shouldn't you be off dragging them about over me? And...and you keep muttering on how timelines might land me in trouble. W-Which is just where a Marauder should be. Poking at trouble and all the rest...

I wish you'd just let me in on the secret's all. It's not much fun, you know. Being left out of the joke. Left behind.

Wormtail

astralling

Yeah, uh huh, very funny- you can knock it off with the "penis of death" jokes any time now. Sleeping with Sam will not kill me.

And for the record, I'm not making any decisions based on... that. Sam is not cursed, and- if I did want to sleep with him? I wouldn't decide not to based on some ridiculous joke. I have my reasons for not being a "couple" right away, and-

-It is not FUNNY. I.

[She gapes in RAEG for a second.]

God, I wish I could kick your ass. You'd have it coming.

arcofiron

Mun thats fab and all.

But did you really have to start queuing at 8am?
I understand there were more people than you, who probably got there earlier.

But now you're just complaining about needing sleep.

ladyspitfire

You are a greedy, selfish thing.

It's bad enough that you've managed to rope someone into bringing King Cailan. But now you need to keep adding to the merry band just because you adore seeing us all squirm. Perhaps you'd like to request the Broodmother next? Or possibly Loghain Mac Tir himself? Surely, there are no limits to your cruelties.

And as much as I might be grateful for my companions being with me again [selfishly so], I would be loathe to ask for the rest of them.

Leave it be. You needn't cause any more trouble for us.

articletwelve

...You know it's been a week, right?

I know you're excited and all, but-- seriously. I like cats. Why is this so funny?

[ sigh ]

Just-- remember to breathe. Or even better, don't. My life would be a lot easier.

daggerprotector

Enough of this foolish prattling, Mundane! Whether or not Prince Dastan and I are a, as you put, purely, witty and amusingly sweet, little pair is none of your concern! It should not even be crossing your mind with your education beginning once more tomorrow for your schooling. You have numbers to practice and papers to gather. Not sketch silly little caricatures of His Highness in your notebook.

Ever Sincerely,
Princess Tamina

edgar_roni

How lucky you are, Mun. You've the freedom to up and go on trips at a moment's notice without informing anyone. I am green with envy.

And now that you're working on one application rather than two, there is no need for you to stall or lollygag, is there? I didn't think so, either.

allknowinghacker

Hey, mun-lady! You haven't forgotten about me, but really, you need to finish my application. The weekends are important and I know you're obsessed with certain things, but get over it. Reid is already in Johto and I need to be there to help him! So stop worrying about your own Pokemon games and get my into this one. I'm counting on you!

disturbedeyepatch

Woman,

So, we meet again. I was hoping that I might be left in peace, but it appears you have returned.

This doesn't please me, and you know it.

The fact that you say you know people who would 'like' me is irrelevant. I don't care! I don't desire to be liked, or know, or remembered. I chose oblivion, or did you forget.

Oh look, we are becoming repetitive. Are you surprised? I am not to be played with, adopted, or shuttled around. I am not a piece in a game.

We've addressed that point too.

See? We prove that I am right.

No, do not change my screen name.

naturallyadept

( Cut for book spoilers )

gypsie

And you're choosing now of all times to ponder throwing me somewhere?

I distinctly remember you saying that you had enough on your plate.

Uh-huh.

Sure. I'll remember that next time you want to throw me into the lion's den.

ininclntntwrds

I don't like this one bit. Not everyone can be like me.

[It's a TVTropes ARG. The fourth wall isn't going to really break down, Petitus.]

The fourth wall's a serious thing, Goldude.

deliciousdissonance

Eh?! Y-you just now remembered?! It's okay that you forgot!! I still had cake...

magician_of_words

It's been quite a while, but I won't hold that against you. It's cool, I'm cool, it's just--

You really need to review. How long has it been? There's no way you've still got my voice down. Read the VA. I don't care how wordy my internal monologues--hey, they're cool internal monologues, got it?

[ dot dot dot ]

--No, slapping me in a dress won't get you in the zone! It doesn't work that way!

frisbies

Lady Mundane!

Oh, you prefer not to be called that? Will 'Mun' suffice then?

Then Mun, I'm so happy to be here. Will I need to go off into another world to help it, much like we call heroes to my world? If there's any place that needs my help I, Princess Millhiore Firianno Biscotti, will do her best to fulfill this request.

If there's a chance I may run into Cinque or Lady Leo, then that makes this trip even more worthwhile. I am more than happy to be of service, Mun!

orange_dattebayo

Um mun... I think you misunderstood.

No that is not me on picture and you may NOT make me do... this and that as you put it.

[...]

Don't you have to practice your blush and coy for that professor? You do know you screwed up badly last time on exam. He probably remembers.

ellen_harvelle

No, that'd make you a ragin' bitch and so far you've managed not to be that.

Stop thinkin' like that.

... No, you can't kill me off just to generate 'CR' whatever the hell that is.

Not like any of them would notice, and for once, I'm mostly fine with that. Besides, Jo just got there and I'm not doin' that to her. Deal with it.

Yeah, it is shitty. But what did you expect? All so wrapped up in them damn selves, they can't see the nose on their faces.

You're stubborn, you've got a good head on your shoulders, and you know how to be patient. Act like it.

Sometimes, girl, the only thing you can do is keep takin' steps forward.

expeditious

Hey mun, I am not a "man child". You can ask anyone I know and they'll tell you I'm really mature.

I'm serious.

nosenobounds

It's about time you brought me over here, mun! Jeez, it feels like I've been waiting around forever for you to pay attention to me again. Things get boring up here, you know. You didn't even imagine me playing cards sometimes to help! But I guess a lot of things have been changing around here for you since last time, huh?

Right! You're still gonna get the hang of this again in no time and I'm gonna help you. I've got a plan!

It's "get completely caught up so that we know what's happening with everyone".

...ah, but you probably should have asked me about it before we started doing this. I think it's too late now. [ THEN WHAT'S PLAN B. QUICK. ]

Maybe I can just handle this post while you figure out where you left off. [ ...yeah sure. ] Full review, please! Don't forget any chapters! Good luck~!

[ YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE DEMANDS LIKE THAT okay yes you can. ]

igniters

( Liz eyerolls. )

I get it. You're chomping through the printed version of canon like you have a comic tapeworm and you think you have my voice down.

Ready for this? You really don't.

Keep at it.

morethananecho

I think I'm lost.

... Am I lost?

freelance_lonestar

Goddammit... why does he have to fuck everything up. I can handle a goddamn match.

healeveryone

You're picking me again? Really? I'm...thankful. I'm scared, too, because it's somewhere new and I know there's going to be trouble there sometime, but - it's still somewhere where I can go out and live. And I'm happy for that!

Do you know if the people there are going to be nice? Is it going to be dangerous? I - I don't know what I can do, but if they have a hospital or anywhere where doctors are...I want to help the best I can, even after everything that's happened. Do you think they'll let me do that? I sure hope so. I want to do my best!

menemenetekel

It's been a long time, hasn't it? Ah, it's not that I'm lonely to anything, really! Promise! I've met some pretty awesome people here. . .and it beats being. . .Well, you know. . .

Still, I do get to thinking sometimes. Can't be helped, right? You spend enough time in that forest and the ghosts start talking to you. Probably shouldn't have spoken back, huh? Little late to be musing over all of that, I guess. Kind of like a lot of things.

It would be nice though. Seeing someone again. . .Maybe not everyone, but who doesn't think of home from time to time, right? It was once home, after all.

174awhile

Will you stop for a moment to attempt to appreciate the inexplicable irony of the situation you're considering for me?

You would take me from the time when I had removed myself from her world because of what I am, only to place me in a world where I would - by some miracle - become suitable for her, where I would become human again, yet she would not be there?

A world without Isabella Swan is not a world I can live in.

Which brings us back to what is possibly the most asinine aspect of this whole ordeal: my new-found mortality, or rather the distinct lack thereof. I was under the impression that being human meant one had the potential for death and that death was a permanent affair. But no, it seems no matter what I am, the only hell I can experience is a living one.

I'd highly underestimated you. It won't happen again.

therabidwolf

I like when you're like this. If you're sick of it, rip some throats out and be done with it, you know you'll feel better. People never understand you, you suck at communicating with words. Actions have always spoken louder.

losemyfaith

"Dear Mun, I think we have issues" sounds about right. Well, you have issues anyway.

I have lost all patience for your wishy washy 'confidence issues' or whatever the hell it is you're on about now. I have been waiting since fucking July for you to get your shit together and let me out of your skull for more than two seconds at a time. That is what you're refusing to do, right? Since you're so concerned about whether anyone will like me or not?

Here's a bit of advice; I don't give a damn and don't see why you do.

whatisreality

[Daniel looks more serene than he ever has on dear_mun and he sounds it as well.]

Thanks for not giving up on me, either, Typist Woman. Everything is gonna be alright. So - how about that application? I see you reserved me - get with the program on that application. No extensions or excuses - you know how I roll.

Also, you need to fix up your little list of facts on me. And work on getting some friends to join me in that game of yours. I need someone around, ya know... just in case.

And you can stop yelling, "IT BURNS," when she talks about the University of Michigan any time now.

((OOC: Spoilers for the season finale likely in comments))

quirrel

[Just looking pissed, glowering at the floor. After a minute, he stammers.] M-Mun! Would you please stop singing that atrocious song?

It's giving me a terrible headache.

Current Mood: bored

mantear

Yeah. Real cute. You pour over the whole story like it's a freakin' epic for months, and now you decide t'pick me up? I don't think so, lady.

I'm only gonna say this once. You've got a lot on your plate, and I sure don't have the time t'babysit. I've got a job to do. And you have school, or whatever. Apple-pie stuff. So, do us both a favor and let this go.

At least pick a canon point, or whatever you call it. This is bad enough without my memories being screwed to Hell.

remembermeandrun

Hey, now. Don't get down, okay? Just because we didn't get into there doesn't mean we can't go somewhere else. There's more than one game out there, Mun, probably better ones too.

Go on, go look. You'll find something, and we'll be off to there quick as you like. You'd better not give up on me now.

maggotbone

First of all, shut up. Things are going great, and the last thing I need is anyone from my past sneaking up on me. Especially now.

Don't mess with a good thing, Mun. I don't care how bad you wish Twayne was around. Couldn't you hope for someone remotely useful?

Ugh. Humans.

I think we have issues.

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