Future fourth wall event?

[meng_huan_myuu]

...Okay, mun, WHAT.

So, it's okay for NPCs to crack open that motherfucker, and all that happens is people get to come in and troll the city? Yet when I fucking try, I not only get my brains scrambled, NOT ONLY get alternate-reality versions of myself STUCK IN MY HEAD, but I also ALMOST FUCKING DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA?!

...No.

Fuck you. Fuck you, I'm not listening to a fucking thing you say from here on out. I'm gonna take Ren, we're gonna go to a tropical island somewhere, and we will have a MILLION FUCKING BABIES just because you fucking muns don't want us to.

FUCK. YOU.

Comments

[a_budget_issue]

A million is a lot of children, good luck! I mean, I've only got 420 kids, and even that can be a handful at times.

[meng_huan_myuu]

...seriously?

Well, I suppose it's about par for the course, you're only what.. seventy years old or so?

I'm kind of stuck in that "forever ageless" limbo, so I've kind of lost track of time. Besides, Pokémon take care of themselves.

[a_budget_issue]

Turned 85 this month, but thanks for the compliment!

[meng_huan_myuu]

No worries. So you're as old as the Warners like t'pretend they are, huh?

[madangry_madcrazy]

[A million babies...]

Ew.

[meng_huan_myuu]

Don't judge, Smurfy.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I have the right to judge all I want, okay? It's a free country--or whatever.

[meng_huan_myuu]

...Seriously, I think you'd call the city anything BUT "free".

But, hey. Don't take it from me.

[psychic_supremecy]

[Well... that was new.]

I'm going to guess there's an issue you're upset about?

[Captain Obvious everyone.]

[meng_huan_myuu]

...Good to see Team Rocket didn't melt your brain.

[Normally she'd be a lot more compassionate and... probably react a lot better to OH LOOK SUDDEN MEWTWO, but... well. She's a bit irked.]

[pectoralmutt]

[fdlkfsa;lkdsf;ksd'sdl]

I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR KIDS!

[meng_huan_myuu]

YOU DID NOW, PABLO. LET'S GET CRACKIN'.

[pectoralmutt]

I DON'T WANT KIDS. THEY SMELL.

[meng_huan_myuu]

So do you but we love ya for it anyway.

[ateamrocket]

Ahahaha, I like your spirit!

[meng_huan_myuu]

[...Seriously. Do you HAVE a death wish.]

Does the term "seventeen pieces of meat" have any relevance to you?

[ateamrocket]

[It's hard to say with this one sometimes...]

Not particularly. Am I supposed to be threatened, or what?

[loves_cacturnes]

Oh, a mew. How cute.

[meng_huan_myuu]

Almost like it's in Pokémon DNA to be adorable and marketable.

[loves_cacturnes]

Sorry? You mean you are not a Mew?

[strawberryredgrave]

...know what? I'm not even gonna argue. After getting through a heap of shit, there's nothing like a few good fucks to make you feel better.

[meng_huan_myuu]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT. THANK FUCKING ARCEUS.

You, sir, are a saint.

[strawberryredgrave]

I dunno about a saint, but I know what it's like when people fuck with you like that.

Besides, there's no way in hell you can die of hypothermia if you're making a million kids. Friction burn can be a bitch, but you'll be alright.

[chicksdigitdude]

Fourth wall shattering is serious business.

You sorta hafta...pry it open. Instead of bashing it.

It hits you back sometimes.



Like a foul ball.

And even then, it's sort of a crapshoot.

NPCs though, I see where that's frustrating. They're practically the fourth wall themselves. You get past them----you get whatever you want.

[meng_huan_myuu]

...Yeah. I learned that the hard way. The hitting back part, I mean.

There was a group of kids who did real well with the prying angle... but the city wore 'em down, and now they aren't around any more.

And the problem with getting whatever you want is knowing what you want in the first place.