dear_mun | screencap says natasha worked for hammer WHAT

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I don't hire good-looking people all that much. Yes, I think I'd notice.

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No. I just built a company from nothing and keep my name on the side of the building for shits and giggles. I don't actually do anything at all. It's like a micronation at this point, and I just pay the bills.

[SOME PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEIR REPUTATION OKAY]

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The brute strength. [ what up fragile little china doll. ]

[WAIT WHAT]

That...was actually the exact thing I was going to say. But, see, if I say that, then I start getting into muscular structure, which is insulting to a woman. So. I just said no more. I stopped because that's...

...putting my foot in my mouth.

Right. And you were going to call Pepper and I respectable gentlewomen before you went with "bitches."

Wow, really? Two years later you still remember that? Should I feel complimented that I left an impression at all, bad or no? Is it a great honor?

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You know, I'm starting to see why she hit you.

Because you've totally never called a woman a bitch in a time of great stress, right? God, it really is just me!

No, I've called a woman a bitch before. It's not just you.

All right, I'll bite: what about this makes you think I deserved to have my face crushed against a desk?

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keywords

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1BmE5cx2f4 like so?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8LBnZOjHqA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soUG8pTOGE

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TOO MUCH JASPER

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TOO MANY VAMPIRES TOO MANY SUES

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NEEDS LESS VAMPIRES AND LESS SUES

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Natalie Cullen | Twilight/MCU | ota

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(do you want to roll or should I?)

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(uhmmm do you mind? i put 50 of my characters on here, so...)

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(I got an 8? is that okay? do you mind? should I roll again?)

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(Can you roll again?)

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(how about 6?)

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(Even numbers trigger me so I'm going to have to end this thread now)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Axzxe1a78E

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but French fries ARE the devil

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I LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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can we please toast to the mutha***king douchebags?

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do you know where to find a marble conference table?

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go ask ben affleck

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.....you're fucking ben affleck, aren't you?

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wow rude i'm with matt damon dnw sloppy seconds

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ew, matt damon

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he's a stepping stone to mark wahlberg tbh

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oh. that's okay then

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i think he's hot ok

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nah man, mark wahlberg's hot

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he looks best when he's beating a man down lbr

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that's like, every one of his movies

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he's found something that works and used it to his advantage. i'm glad for him!

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just like jason statham

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he's hanging a pirate.

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that's what you do with pirates, right? RIGHT?

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I WOULDDA WIN

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yeah okay gunnar

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i need more money for my family.

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you have a family yin yang?

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i could one day.

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are you sure tho?

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but why wouldn't i be?

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but special operatives don't have families!

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I COULDDA HAD A FAMILY

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DO NOT BELIEVE IT

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ARE YOU CALLING YIN YANG UGLY

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no, he's definitely one of the better looking ones

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oic. you want mickey rourke.

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HOW DID YOU KNOW

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you play tony off of justin because he's as close to ivan as you can get. i see it clearly now.

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suddenly my dirty secret is out in the open. sigh.

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dirty? you ship tony/ivan? we are done professionally.

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oh my god, no, i can't even keep pretending. ew.

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ironlash

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OH MY GOD NO

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it's like that one fic thing where he was dreaming about it in hammer's facility. . .

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that fic was horrible. like a trainwreck

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bad enough to give you mind whiplash, yep

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it is. it really is

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oooh mister vanko ewww

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EWWWW IS RIGHT

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I can't read them on the phone (fuu)

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"fuck your feet are nasty"

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PERFECT

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ivan's feet are tho 8( tony didn't have to see them!

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does justin have survelliance footage? he could show him!

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it wouldn't do them hideous justice

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tony's seen him in his underwear. does that count?

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justin bought him all his clothes...his bizarre jeans and, what, mesh shirt? thing?

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justin, why don't YOU wear mesh clothes too?

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because sam rockwell would rather run around naked, apparently

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that is true. he seems to enjoy it

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i think he was born naked and that's why he likes it so much. what a weirdie.

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all those wacky born naked people, always bringing the naked

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daddy says i was born with cowboy boots and hat and a lasso

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getting a headstart on the rodeo, aw yeah

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i wonder if that's how coulson came out :o

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suit, tie, and a taser

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that sounds painful

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and thus is solved the mystery of coulson's fun police attitude

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his mother hated him for the most painful birth ever

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even coulson had family problems! oh my god marvel

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i bet that cellist was his cousin

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THE PLOT THICKENS

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like soup

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pea soup

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50 bean soup

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ham and 50 bean soup?

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chock full of peckers and livers

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sounds delish, that does

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it's the best!

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everybody wants the recipe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oJF5dbRuw

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the pie-eyed piper is the best one but they don't have it up here 8C

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WHY NOT? stupid youtube

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john boy & billy (the first one) is a southeastern radio station, so it's not really well-known?

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boo. it should be.

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that grinch one isn't them, actually! just the first one.

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OH MY GOD YOUTUBE LIED

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i have one of their cds on my old laptop or i'd load them for you!

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are there a lot of them?

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a good bunch, yeah! but not all are as funny as the others.

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oh bugger. they should all be that funny :|

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pie-eyed piper, i think i can quote it, i reckon

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AWESOME

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[ justin.. 8| ]

Probably for the best, Sir.

[JARVIS! Yes good you make him 100000x happier.]

You're right, as per usual.

I make it a habit to be correct, Sir. It means Mr Stark never gets to win our discussions, which in the end is typically in his best interests.

JARVIS.

[This is a serious question, okay. He's being completely serious right now.]

Wouldn't that make you perfect, if you were always correct?

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I imagine most of Miss Rushman's credentials were the result of SHIELD tampering with records. Or maybe they had reason to be investigating your company.

I can't imagine why.

I'll have you know, Virginia, that my company had a flawless record before Monaco.

And how much did it cost to maintain those flawless records?

Having problems, Hammer? If she did work for you she obviously chose a better company to work for, even if she was still a part of SHIELD.

Obviously, she chose someone who thought with their sex drive so much so that a few modeling pictures would overrule all sense of logic in that Natalie Rushman is an impossibility.

[lbr she's too perfect she's a mary sue toni he is ashamed]

I have no control how Tony does things. I do things my own way.

[She prefers men anyway, but she does have to admit those were some very nice pictures.]

I think that's a Stark motto at this point.

[NO THEY ARE TERRIBLE]

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