haru it's nothing personal i swear it. canon is flcl

[chicksdigitdude]

You really are a drag, you know that?

Speak for yourself, Captain Indecisive.



No thanks. I'll go when and where I want to. Seriously. Ten seconds ago you were fawning over the Space Witch, then the Sassbender, now me.


You'll come back to me eventually. You always do.

It's because I'm irresistible.

But that fourth wall event? Keep a seat warm for me. I need to find some batteries.

Nuh-uh. Bigger. Car battery sized. Yeah.

No, I'm not going to tell you.

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[chaoticshambles]

...You know, when you think about it, a warm seat is kinda gross. Stealin' someone else's butt heat...but maybe that's what makes it so satisfying.

[chicksdigitdude]

Not really...I mean, if it's a human with no pants on, then definitely disgusting. But when there are pants in the way, then it's just body heat.

The satisfying part is you don't have to start from scratch; warming up a cold, plastic seat with your unsuspecting ass. Instead it's like 'SURPRISE!'

Especially satisfying if you're wearing shorts. Like when the doctor tells you the stethoscope is going to be cold.

[chaoticshambles]

Nah, the gross bit is that the heat don't come from the outside of the ass, does it? It starts on the inside and works its way out. So yer butt is sucking up energy that was inside someone's ass. Freaky.

But, thinking 'bout it I bet the really satisfying part is that normally it builds up so slow you don't notice it. So if yah sit around fer a while yer ass gets warm, yeah? But you don't even know, 'cos it's the chair and yer butt is the same temperature. How unfair's that? Swap seats with someone and somehow your rear knows.

this is the best conversation ive ever had ic.

[chicksdigitdude]

Does it? I didn't think human skin worked like that. I've never really stopped to notice.

That is kind of freaky.

You're right. It's like you've marked the chair as your own; only with the heat of your backside! Gross.

It's why car seat warmers always get way too hot after a while; your butt just can't keep up!

oh so its no just me then

[chaoticshambles]

I'm assuming that it works like that for humans too. Starts internal, skin is used to move the heat around. So it starts right in there and the skin is like the...delivery guy.

'XACTLY! Your butt warms up anyway, so heat from above and below...Then yer ass has to take heat in instead of out. That's just not natural.

HAHA NOPE

[chicksdigitdude]

Oh my god how much thought do you put into this.

You aren't a monkey? You look like one.

Well, it is, especially if you live in Canada, but after five minutes of ass-baking, you're done.

Then you have to get out of the car. Which is a travesty.

I have this bizarre mental image that they are at a bus stop. With people staring.

[chaoticshambles]

...None, it's just sort of comin' out my mouth. Andwill people stop saying that. I don't look like a human, humans look like Magic Users. So specist.

Maybe you're supposed to turn it on 'til yer approaching a decent butt temperature then turn it off? It's self-sustaining after that, unless you got one of them asses with no meat on it.

sitting on her moped at the bus stop----waiting for the bus. >;3

[chicksdigitdude]

You do too look like a monkey, I look like a monkey, only more fabulous, don't get me started on specist.

Maybe. But you can't pay attention because you're driving and next thing you know your ass is sitting in the Sahara Desert.

[ She sort of leans back to check. ]

I think the seat would trap the heat if your butt doesn't.

And then Aikawa would surf off on it without getting in because paying is for suckers.

[chaoticshambles]

Now you're just givin' them too much credit. How come we have to 'look like them?' 'Humanoid', most speciest term I ever heard. Tch. Can't you see the mask? Totally inhuman. Obvious.

[He takes this chance to squat down and check her ass himself because why not. It's for science! The squatting down is necessary because holy shit in the eight foot range. And back up like nothing ever happened.]

You say that, but what happens when yah get up fer like, even a minute? Seat gets cold. Colder than yer butt, so you can feel it again. What does that tell yah? Butts hold heat better than seats.

Haru would follow because THIS CONVERSATION ISN'T OVERR

[chicksdigitdude]

You're just mad you have powers and didn't get to look as cool as I do.

Totally human looking under there.

You're subtle. Really.

That's only if it's leather like this one.

[pectoralmutt]

You gonna bring a bat?

[chicksdigitdude]

Nuh uh.


Better.

[pectoralmutt]

What is it, man? Don't keep me waiting!

[chicksdigitdude]

It's a surprise! The whole point is waiting.

Don't worry, it'll be worth it. And if it's not, you can kick me all the back to the 90's.

[pectoralmutt]

Better be. About time we got some entertainment.

[chicksdigitdude]

Are you seriously that bored over there?

Rumor has it I missed a volcano.

[hammerspace_head]

So now you're being troublesome with muns now? Why am I not surprised?

[chicksdigitdude]

Are you kidding?

Me and the mun go way back. You think I'm bad.


Where you been, Takkun?

[hammerspace_head]

Around. I went to a digital world but it fell apart before anything really interesting happened.

What about you? Where have you been?

[chicksdigitdude]

Yikes. Sounds like a real deconstruct.

Blowing holes in my mun's head. Rebuilding the fourth wall. Space piracy.

Same old.

[hammerspace_head]

Rebuilding the fourth wall? You broke it, didn't you?

[chicksdigitdude]

Well. Not yet. But we're going to.

Fix it I mean.

No, I'm not breaking it. This time. I wish I was. Why aren't I again? ....Oh.


It's on my to do list, I haven't found any batteries. Or a replacement cable.

Why?

[hammerspace_head]

Guess I'm just curious...

...So what's this fourth wall event you were talking about? You going?

And I can't help you with batteries. I don't have any.

[chicksdigitdude]

You bet.

I popped into this place before. The mun was having one of her episodes, and so I didn't get to do much.

I'm going back. And I'm going to do a lot. The fourth wall's gonna be broken, and everyone's gonna be let in.




Not even in your CD player?

[hammerspace_head]

Oh. Sounds...interesting.

...Maybe I could come too...

Let me look.

[He starts digging through his backpack.]