dear_mun | Sep. 13th, 2012

Sep. 13th, 2012

[ Already quite agitated with his "mun" tonight, a rather frustrated dwarf decides to make his unhappiness known for all to hear. ]

What kind of ignorant louse are you? Surely you possess some level of tact somewhere in those brittle bones of yours.

[ He sighs deeply. ]

I must say, I have never once met someone as untalented as you. How can you profess yourself to be an "artist" when you haven't played a single instrument? How could you possibly lack the talent to play the harp or flute? Even the elves are capable enough to master the art of music.

[ Thorin gives his mun a look of utter disappointment. ]

You shame me and your ancestors but alas, I shall teach you all that I know about the art of music.

Now all we need to do is find you a suitable harp.

ronsorage

[There's a long silence. A very long silence. Only after that uncomfortably long silence does the Ronso fold his arms over his chest and speak.]

Kimahri only go where Yuna goes. Kimahri's duty is to her alone.

[And that's that, apparently. His mun doesn't dare argue.]

skort

This is a bad idea. You know what—this isn't even just a bad idea. This is one of the worst ideas you've ever had. Why do you want to play me again? Especially from right after everything with New Krypton! Are you trying to make my life even more miserable than it's already been?

Don't answer that. It was a rhetorical question.

prefectly

[ trying very, very hard to not be huffy, but- ]

Not to sound like a complete stick in the mud, but I hope you realize this is a perfectly horrible idea. Just because you have time doesn't mean that it will be best spent writing a biography of my life so far, then sending me into outer space. Honestly, just the idea of it- [ she stops herself before she starts sounding angry, because she's not, she's really not mad. it takes a lot to get Lily actually mad. but it's overwhelming! and she has Very Important Things to be looking forward to at home. like finishing her sixth year, and starting her seventh, and graduating, and a great number of things! ]

I obviously don't have any control over what you decide to do or not do, but I strongly suggest you put a little bit more thought into all of this.

... Please.

[ ... ]

Although I suppose an extended break from Potter- [ and Severus, if she's being honest, but she'll keep that to herself ] -and his abrasive advances wouldn't be completely horrible. [ SMIRK. ]

rikuismine5ever

[There is nothing but this look being given to you right now.

This deep sort of look that only could mean one thing:

TAKE ME NOW or you know, bedroom eyes.

What do you do, dear_mun?]

beltet

Miss, you're not even certain what point in the timeline you want to pull me from. If I might make a suggestion, though? Personally, I'd prefer a time when I was happy, or at least content.

.. Please. I'd like for things to be okay between Rumpelstiltskin and I.

bibliophile_annex

I know you want me to have a "potions accident", which, by the way, reveals the nastier side of your personality. However, setting that particular tidbit aside, may I emphasize what little good that will do for anyone? Mainly me?

There are far too many other problems to contend with in both worlds. Though, if you gave me a choice, I would rather have the "accident" within the confines of Luceti.

But that wouldn't be nearly as entertaining for you, now would it? Mun, I thought you were better than this.

abnormally_normal

Okay I know it's not a full moon and you're not Henry, though you spend as much time on the computer as he does. If not more.

Oh don't glare at me like that, you know it's true. Go grab your journal and a pen and write something for a bit, away from working on that monster of a fic or your website for a bit.

And you're not going to listen are you?

[sighs] Why do I bother?

Current Mood: annoyed

silentscales

"We won't see the others from Noah's Ark, will we?" asks Oscar....

heartandsong

Ah, I don't see why you're so frustrated, Mun-san. It's alright, it's not like you meant to get rid of half the icons. W-well, yes it is frustrating when you worked so I hard. I understand...I guess.

But, it's alright! It's not like I'm going anywhere, anyway! [smile!]

Current Mood: cheerful

voluminous_one

Sir Mundane, I feel I must protest. Do not be mistaken, my appetite for adventure is as large as ever, but Volstagg the Mighty cannot survive on such undertakings of glory alone. I know what must be done to survive in some of these 'games', and a meal of rat is not a meal at all.

intofireforever

I sure hope you know what you're doing.

You're right, it's not like I haven't done anything of the kind before....but Johnny Horne wasn't dangerous. I wasn't taking my life in my hands every time I gave Josie an English lesson, or delivering food to psychopaths with Meals on Wheels, either. I know everyone deserves redemption, but the idea of being the one to help give it....you can understand why I'm skeptical.

I know this deal is vitally important; it's my task to carry out, after all. It's so important I won't even mention it here for fear of jinxing it. I need to do this, and I will, but I think I've gambled with my life enough for one eternity. So please, mun....be careful, okay?

Let's both do our very best.

Love,
Laura

irondick

Cute, super cute, adorable even. You felt like you needed to redo all of my icons. That's great. Like completely and utterly great, I think it's just super that you did it. These ones are much better.

Just one little gripe here, kiddo.

Why are you entertaining the idea of making another account. I am not complaining, you and I both know that you want to use the account as an icon account, my problem is that there is no name could you could ever come up with could top this one.

Okay, not true. We both can think of a few off the top of our heads -- well, they come close to topping this one, but really it is not as funny to anyone who is not us. (Yes, I do approve of that last one. Do it, we'll have fun with it.) But, but, one think you're completely forgetting.

Other people are not us.

Other people aren't me.

...Pepper would also kill me for that last one any ways.

odinsonthor

Mundane. I am begging you, please do not show me such a dismal expression. All will turn out well.

Just you shall have to trust another for now, and even I hope them not to let you down. Are those upon Midgard really this prone to causing such distress to one another. You would think the sooner a task was completed the happier and easier it would make lives.

But I guess it may be something I will not ever understand about this realm.

kazama_legacy

Finally come back, huh? I knew you'd be bored without me.

Now, let's go find something fun to do. [...Punching every Lili we find in the face is not allowed, Asuka.]

...You're no fun.

pennilessloser

BFFFFFFAHAHAHAHA!! LOOK AT HIS FACE! How can you not laugh after seeing a face like that?! He looks like some kind of stereotypical alien!!

oktoberfest

[All spoken in an angry German accent, of course:]

Do your work!

I am starting to believe you have only made a journal for me to order you to do simple, everyday tasks. I should not have to do this! I have other, far more important things to be doing!

Leave your computer at once!

[And this is where he says a couple of German curse words.]

therosensaint

Ok so. You change the layout, gave me new icons, and changed my name a little. Anything else you like to add? Just for some bling? But whatever it's your choice after all. Glad your interested in me again because seriously I felt neglected! Just everyone else around here. Anyway, I'm ready to get back to D now.

has_a_choice

Hey, mun.

Hiii.

Yeah. That's right. I'm talking to you. Just you and me. Let's have a little chat, now, shall we?

Now I know how tempting it is to send me somewhere. I know, I know, it's hard to resist right? Especially with my little buddy already there. But do you really think that's such a good idea right now? Just think about it first. Really think. I know you're smart enough to come up with the right decision. It's okay, take your time. I've got nowhere else to be.

[he smiles that oh so winning smile, glittering teeth and all.]

warbetweenfriends

What did you say? "I don't have time for this?" Try me. I can't afford to waste time dawdling with muns. I got work to do, work to do to get the real work that's not just more drudge!

Oh, hey.
What's that word even from, again?

'Mundane?'

Pretty fitting.

chameno_koritsi

Dear Mun,
So you're finally getting back to my story, great. But here's a clue for you as you start imaging all the scenes, I am not a whiner. I do not get all emo or break down. I hit things. Or scowl at things. Or blast music.

Keep that in mind and we're golden, ignore it and you're on your own. Got it? Good.

Thalia.

Current Mood: annoyed

themuse

Okay, you know what? You're not allowed to get all pissy and sulky just because other people play me too. My life, my choices, remember? Which means you don't get to claim exclusivity to my existence around here, and you especially have no reason to sulk when you see someone playing me somewhere else. It's juvenile.

Maybe you should actually go take care of some of the things I have going on over at that island instead of pining away because I'm already taken at yet another glorified hell-hole you wanted to launch me into.

Grow up.

- KB

sandwormie

What? No, no, no, I know who's there. Or... going to be there. Either way. I just don't know about... y'know... messing with history. Aaaand you remember the other game where I met my father and it was a disaster right, you'd rather I was older for something like that again? Right.

Also you played my clone from the future there and maybe that would look weird, because it kind of is, he's freaky. But there's another thing, and it's huge, you've gotta remember:

[Slowly and with emphasis for the first few words, and then back to his usual chatter] My uncle would kill me if I disappeared for a few days and then came back with no explanation. And if you think I wouldn't come back, obviously you don't know me at all. Which is weird, considering I'm still here after a year! So yeah.

...Though, okay, it would be all right if my soul was a dwarf varactyl. Have you seen those - no, obviously you haven't, but they live in some of the canyons where there's oases, and they're really fast and the Guide to the Species of Tatooine says they're really loyal when you tame them, only I don't actually know anyone who's done that and the one time I caught one I just let it go because it was crying out a lot and anoobas were starting to come. And they fly.

doesnthavefleas

Long time no see, huh?

Hey, relax, it's no big deal. I gotcha. I had a bunch of stuff to do too. You know, saving Agrabah from giant shadows, deadly sharks, and the Sultan's long-distance girlfriend. Just the usual for your resident hero.

Buuuuut, you did come at kind of an awkward time. That whole marriage thing, remember that? You think you could just wait, like, a few more days? Yeah, that's kind of supposed to happen before I inevitably have to save everyone again.

What--hey! I can handle whatever you throw at me! It's not that I don't want to, but--

...

I guess an hour or two wouldn't hurt...right?

[ He's a dead man. A late dead man. ]

plastics

No. You're not getting my hopes up this time.

reiks

If I may interrupt- yet again, my lady, I must questions your motives once more.

It isn't as though I do not appreciate your efforts. You know I do. Many an hour you spend in front of ... whatever it was you were calling it- and they are lovely pictures, indeed. Personal bias notwithstanding.

But- you do see where I am leading with this, of course, hm? So many, but little room to get the proper use of them, and the consideration is generous yes--

You are far too easily distracted, m'love.

No, the irony is not lost on me.

Just consider this: what good is there in wasting hard-earned coin away when you have little to no plan of actually doing anything with me?

... yet.

ilana

I have no need to be here. I've moved on and this will only cause him pain. Of course I'd love to see him again, meet his new friends, but there will be time for that. For now, let me leave them in peace. Let me leave him in peace.

giftofthemagi

You're working hard to think of a way to let me do my duty if I can get into

thewake. I hope the mods will be as accommodating.

After all, creating worlds is useful, but preserving them is of equal, if not greater, importance.

gnostical

( cut for courier )

hitbydestiny

Well this was fun, let's do this again soon.

Oh, wait. We did that. Remember what happened then? Yeah. So, what's the deal this time?

Nothing. Okay, I can get with that, it's not like I don't already have my own jazz going on. And f.y.i? That zombie thing? Sucked. You should try being in there, seriously.

Now, how about we stick to your promised nothing or Mr Pointy might have to make a new friend. Got it?

studmuffin

Hey, I'm just saying. Can you kick up the search a notch? Put in a few extra Munly hours. Because this is like a hundred times worse than when Scott fell out of a tree and I couldn't talk to him for a week. A week. It's been what-? Almost two months and no bestie. I'm pretty much going out of my freaking mind here. There is legitimate cause for madness and loss of higher function.

It's Fall, it's candy season. I need Scott.

[ Sigh. ] I mean, who's going to fit into the Wolfman costume now?

kneecaptain

You really went and did it. Damn.

That still doesn't make your "Schrödinger's sidekick" line any good.

sweetsgiving

I do wish you'd get to what the point of all this is.

These visits consist of nothing more than you forcing me to bow to your whims - temporarily, though if it were possible, there is no question that I would recommend you for treatment. As it is not, you owe me at least an explanation.

Hurry. It wouldn't do to keep my children waiting.

keybearing

But....don't you already have that Days game to finish? I don't see how ordering this other game from that website will help you get through that any quicker at Beast's Castle, mun. It just means you have one more game to get through and finish. And there is still that newer one you don't have. You know that Sleep one came out a while ago now, right?

stoptheviolence

...but I don't want people to call me maybe; I want them to call me Brittany!

I mean, how am I supposed to SOLO if nobody remembers my name?

cosmicsoul

That's gonna leave a bruise... Owww.

pinned_butterfly

So. Another volume is in English. If you practiced Japanese more, you wouldn't need it. English manga is no good anyway; it destroys the flow of words.

Not that I would expect you to understand that.

It probably won't last in America. This sort of manga never sells. Practice some kanji and leave me alone.

frogs

john please!

silver_fanboy_pirate

You didn't forget about me after all! That's awesome!

And you're trying to find a new place to send me too! Will it be somewhere with Marvelous and the rest of the crew? Oh! What about the new sentai? I want to meet the Go-Busters!

Where are we going, mun? I can't wait to get there!

musical_shitennou

When was the last time you played with me? Weeks ago. Hmph. I am worth more than that to you, clearly. I see you have been letting Kunzite-sama have a nice time. Now, it's my go, please? Do I have to shout into your ear to make you listen?!

I am far prettier than most men and deserve some time. I am one of the shitennou and Kunzite-sama would be disgraced if he knew you weren't letting me play with those humans. I want their crystals too. They don't need then anyway. Hm.

Current Mood: cranky

staresat

[Honestly the shit he has to deal with in your headspace merits that curt stare.]

Your self-control leaves much to be desired.

emeraldpapa

Okay, so... I'm alright with this playing stuff or whatever you have going on. It's fun, it's entertaining- beats being inside of your headspace at any rate, yeah?

So, we're cool on that.

But that username?

...Yeah, that has to go.

lecousindangereux

Right out of one dysfunctional mad house into another. Great. Listen sweetheart, call me when you've got your schedule straightened out, okay? I've got enough of my own problems to deal with without your commitment issues.

rusted_prime

That... username you chose...

[That's just... special, mun. He thought you liked him.]

I'm not going to lie, I'd prefer another one, but it's nothing too important.

[If the username is his biggest complaint, then things aren't going so badly for him are they?]

I'm honoured by your interest in me Mun, but I have duties and responsibilities back home I have to get back to. I'm not sure what you're planning to do with me anyway, you said you can't put me in any games...

[Like watching sports with Hot Shot, and staring contests but shh.]

What's a meme?

badass_xemnas

For love of everything, mun. "Mansex"? Is not my name and STOP LAUGHING! Now. Not amused. Saix would never say anything of the sort, I know him too well for that.

Wait. Are you sniggering again? I will come and slice that head of yours off if you don't leave off the joke. In fact, it isn't even funny. Reading it somewhere means nothing. You understand?

Current Mood: angry

nanodayo

Oha-Asa mentioned something about a troublesome Capricorn that would ruin my day. So that was you?

...I do not end all of my sentences like that. And there's nothing wrong about it when I do.

galiel

I know you would like to play a lot more with me. And I would like it too. But you still have to learn a lot about me, things you don't know. But I am sure, everything will be fine.

somethingspecial

Well, I'm certainly glad you've gotten over your little bout of fear in playing me. Every single person in the world gets stage fright at some point, mundane, but no matter what the consequences, the show must go on. Enduring the difficulties is what will make you shine above every other star in the sky and I am no different. To infinity and beyond, as our childhood heroes would say, though I doubt very much Barbra lived by Toy Story.

[ p a u s e ]

It does concern me that I am missing an out and out brawl in Adstringendum, but I imagine everyone will pull through as they always do. That place doesn't change -- and I trust my friends will be smart and safe. I can only hope I can bring a sliver of good news to that city when I return.

I should work on my performance piece.

demtatas

Ya know, let's be realistic, shall we? Normally, you'd take a girl out to dinner before signing up for this kind of thing. Sure things were getting kind of boring, but really? You know as well as I do what's really going on.

Not that I don't mind, I'm not like most girls afterall.

But who knows, I might make a couple of friends while I'm there? [ the terms friends is said with just a little bit of sarcasm...or is it?] That's what you want, huh? He's still a sacrifice even if you want me to play nice with him and his 'friends'.

deloro

Where did I come from? Hey, you're the one who invited me in here. And I gotta say? You've got a serious case of cobwebs up here.

I mean, don't get me wrong! Nobody's shooting at me, so that's automatically a plus. No collapsing ruins. No assholes drugging me. It's not the worst place I've ever been.

So chill out. You and me, we'll be fine.

strawberry_roll

Ah... It's a strange name, to be sure, but I'm glad to see some of our fans hard at work. Maybe this'll encourage more of my cousins to start coming out around here! ♪

...Not sure why you're worried that they might not act like what I'm used to, though. Katamari is all things to everyone! It can't be categorized so easily!

Besides, comics like that are all about making people laugh, right...? Entertaining our fans' the big thing here.

...No, I won't flip out if they make me act weird! What a thing to say...!

Current Mood: curious

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Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Van Canto - Take To The Skies

I think we have issues.

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