dear_mun | Sep. 14th, 2012

Sep. 14th, 2012

....Seriously. This is just dumb. Darlene would agree. When me and Darlene agree you know its bad.

Really. Come on, I don't even get Becky or any of the Conners? You could at least have asked someone to play David so I could tease my brother.

And you just knock all that AU stuff out of your mind before I knock some sense into you. Making me deal with vampires and shit just cause the dude that played me was in a vampire show. How about no?

colunderfire

You can't just keep picking me up and dropping me like some doll, you know. I'm not a toy, okay?

You should just let me get on. It's annoying to be constantly interrupted to talk to you.

red_jester

Missie--seriously? Why did you decide to hide behind me when things went bad for your other man in red? It's not like he's in a permanent position of despair--and this is my friend we're dealing with here.

...I know that I'm just a figment of a dream, that I don't really belong in that world or any world, but that doesn't make the memories and experiences less valid. I know things will turn out okay for your other man. He is my counterpart, and I'm his.

Writing more dreams about me isn't going to help you in the long run. You need to settle yourself down. Listen to your friends and your resources. Stop thinking.

I know you'll work it out for him, or he'll find a way.

Now, would you just stop thinking?

perfavore

Mio caro, this is not what I would call 'amusing'.

Especially since Shockwave is now aware of the fact that I am six inches tall.

[Oh chin up, Mirage, it could be worse. You could be a GIRL.

wait...that's happened before, hasn't it.]

...

And what is this about another application? You have enough on your schedule.

[Shut up.]

alwayswiththe

Nooo, it sounds brilliant.

Who wouldn't want to live on a- haunted house- ship- horror- ship thing. With death. Should've done years ago.

( can't even get worked up anymore, but it doesn't mean he likes. )

dreamsonwings

[Unamused muse is unamused.]

Do you really think switching bodies with him is going to help? We're both stubborn when it comes to it.

Besides, I'm actually looking forward to carrying him around. Show him how it feels for once.

akumanotrill

I can't wait to see Tsuzuki again, mun! Thanks for finally deciding to let me go there! Though it would be even better if Hisoka were there too!

Huh? Muraki? Who's that? I have to be careful of him when I get there? Why?

breedsmisery

No, you're doing this all wrong.

Where do I start? The username? Or with the fact that you're trying to use me as an outlet for your anger.

[ If it's possible, her expression turns colder. ]

I don't care what you think or how this place works, I'm not your puppet, but you can keep on trying to pull these strings all you want. [ she follows up with a soft indignant scoff. ]

[ She starts off calmer. ] Why even come to me in the first place? You're a big enough bitch for the both of us. [ And finally ends cold as ice. ]

likethischip

Look I'm glad you like this chip as much as I do, but really? You want to put up with me?

Your funeral mun.

socializes

[He looks around with a plain look on his face, not quite taking in the sights but not quite ignoring his surroundings either. What he says is simple enough, or maybe he just doesn't know what else to say. No, actually there's only one thing to say about this situation.]

So... it's come to this.

angel_of_death

You take interest in the most curious sorts of details. Tell me, just what do you intend to do with all this information you're gathering?

thekidfromthevault

What in the holy hell was the point of bringin' me over from that other place? Wasn't so bad there. Clean beds, non irradiated water, free shit, and it wasn't the Wasteland. Yeah, the random rooms were annoying as shit, but it's whatever.

Look, ain't nothing for me here, okay? So just...forget it. Just forget it.

poweredbypepsi

A place for me 'n' Rabbit to play?

[Oh dear, the robot's brassy faceplates are practically shining from the pure excitement and joy The Jon feels at that particularly awesome news.]

But what about The Spine? You know that he'll hate to miss out on all of the ice cream parades and horse adventures that we have planned.

kissesboys

Oh, yeah, yeah, real funny, sweetheart. Did you come up with that one on your own, or did you have a team of underpaid writers think it up for you?

mistressofallevil

What a pleasant surprise! This is hardly a suitable place for one such as I, but ~ (She gives a wave of dismissal.) I will make do.

(Slowly, she walks to the center of the room and creates a rather imposing black stone throne. With a graceful sweep, Maleficent sits down.)

I sense the forces of evil are strong within these confines. Are they vocal?

(She arches one perfectly groomed eyebrow.)

They must find their voices! There is much to be done!

(Her eyes glow ominously as her fervor grows.)

It is time for us to stand together and show those who believe in petty concepts such as "true love" our might! If they are not imbeciles [which is questionable in her mind], they will come to our side.

And then ~

(Does her laugh send chills down anyone else's spine?)

vfranklinmott

Really, now. Why are you so insistent on canonmates, mun? Why are they necessary? Personally I think the less vampires from my world, the better.

Yes, I realize that leaves me stuck with the religious nutter. I hardly see the two of us becoming anything close to resembling friends anyway. And, please, don't get any ideas on how to make that happen.

Back to my original point: castmates. They're not needed. Stop wanting them.

curiositydies

Ah, and now you are 'getting back into it'. Perhaps you could have thought about this about four months earlier.

Not that you're known for your impeccable timing. I suppose that's asking too much of you.

...And would you stop with the pity. It is impossible to work in these conditions.

not_toothfairy

Took you this long to realize I was still here, huh?

You sure you've got an actual processor in that pile of mush at the top of your spinal column?

ofmyth

Nay, I'll not believe it.

somanylyrics

I wish it was next week too, but it's not. We have to wait. Someone said patience is a virtue....but I don't know what a virtue is.

I think you should change my icons. They're so old. Even if it means I have to have only 15 again. I look way more fabulous now, okay?

...is it next week yet?

agent_van_asshole

Why are you excited? What is there to see?

[A pause.]

You want to see what happens to me? Guess. It can't get much worse.

iknowicanworkit

I know that you're easily distracted and don't care about spoilers, but I'd really appreciate if you watched last night's episode.

Your lack of dedication is kind of embarrassing.

Besides, I want to see how Blaine is doing.

nicotinecrazed

Really? Again with this? Haven't you learned anything from the last time? You put in a reserve and then got so busy ya completely forgot all about it. And now you can't stop going back and forth on whether you're going to app or not and it's driving me up the freaking wall!

Do it, don't do, I don't give a damn anymore. Just make up your mind before you start to lose hair over it.

...And don't worry 'bout disappointing me. It's not like I'm chomping at the bit to be held captive on a space ship with that albino bastard. At least he's in good company.

captainjaneway

Do you really think a good cup of coffee is all it takes to keep me occupied?
Worth a try, but I'm afraid I'm getting a little restless here. Explorer, remember?

What now?

Current Mood: amused

ringmastered

Mademoiselle, how kind of you to finally remember me.

Though it would be kinder still to get me my troupe. You don't want me to get rusty, do you, chérie ?

the_excuse

Don't be in too much of a hurry, okay? I mean, you've already got a reserve at that new game. I just think you should slow down a bit so you don't get overwhelmed. I'm fine just hanging around those "meme" places for right now.

But that library place does seem pretty cool.

deskman

You-- I can't--

[HE CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A GOOD COMEBACK FOR THIS. HE JUST. WHY.]

You're insane!

sonof_worf

My place is with my people. My father always told me that. Yet, you wish to place me near more humans? I have always grown up around humans when I was aboard the Enterprise as a child. My foster parents and my father, Worf taught me everything about them. Isn't it time you let me decide when I want to go? Perhaps mingle around my own people for once? Be a Klingon and eat some gagh, perhaps.

Maybe take my father's advice and train myself to be better at using the Bat'leth. Just some ideas, you know?

Current Mood: bored

stealtherbat

Okay, I know that application you're writing isn't even for me, but couldn't you speed it up a bit? I get that you want it to be pretty and perfect, I really do, but spending all this time being nit-picky isn't getting us anywhere.

Besides, the sooner you send that one in, the sooner you'll be able to work on mine, right?

....right?

sixmillion

Oh. Oh, no you don't. Don't you drag me into this! I was perfectly happy spending a few hundred thousand years scooping up exotic matter out of the Twisted Nebula -- the last thing I need is for you to drag me into a conflict on an emergent sentient species.

Plus, I don't want a crew.

They always die.

...I always love them, and they always die.

purest_supergirl

You know one of these days someone's going to make you put your money where your mouth is, Mun-chan~! ♥ I know, I know, it's fun just floating around like the social butterfly you are, ~~harassing~~ teasing all the people we know..!

But you can't really expect me to just settle for that, do you?! Get real! This girl's meant for action, and you know it's only a matter of time until this Super Girl's back in action!

loyalshield

Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored...

Am I annoying you, mun?

Good! Do something about it, would you? Or I'll just stand here in the back of your head repeating my bored mantra forever, and no matter what you do you won't be able to escape it. Night and day, I'll be there. While you're eating, while you're working, while you're sleeping, while you're--ah, all right, maybe not when you're bathing, I have limits.

What? No, not while you're...no, no, no! Just...no.

But all the rest of the time! So, uh...look, just find something for me to do, would you? Then we won't have to have these embarassing conversations.

I did not start--all right, I did, but still!!

chosen_kindness

Mun,

I honestly don't know where you got that idea. She simply needed help and I had a few ivories left over that I didn't need for rent or necessities.

Well, yes, Kaede-san is nice and I enjoyed hanging out with her, but I--

Yes, we held hands. How else was I going to lead her through the crowded marketplace?

What? No! That doesn't mean I have a crush on her!

You are absolutely mad, I swear. There simply is no other explanation for how your mind works.

omegavictus

Dragging me out again? I'm not here to play your games, girly. In case you forgot last time let me make this clear. We play by my rules. Now I'm sure there's place better then the bureaucratic shithole known as the Citadel, but if you believe I might actually be interested in running any of them as I ran Omega...you must be delusional.

With that in mind think very carefully about any place you send me to. I'm the one in charge here, not you.

lessismore

You're hesitating. Good. Because I doubt that place, a battlefield, is gonna have what I'm looking for.

Time might be a luxury I have, but not one I'm keen on wasting. If you've got nothing to offer, stick that nose of yours in someone else's damn business.

fastwithhisfeet

Dude, okay. I have absolutely no problem whatsoever about you sending me to one of those games you're considering. That's no big deal. I can handle it. And who knows, it might even be fun.

But do you have to take me right after the mission in New Orleans where we followed Sportsmaster? That wasn't one of our better missions for obvious reasons. So... is there any chance I could talk you into taking me from a different point?

...right. I forgot you muns love making things awkward and complicated. Just forget I said anything.

sweet_riiiiims

( SPOILERS )

biggestdreamer

When I found Guilmon again at the castle I was really happy. I didn't care very much about the possible danger or how we couldn't go home again. Because we were together again. And we could make friends with people from other worlds.

It was fun.

But now Guilmon is gone again. He went back to the Digital World. I know I should be happy for him and wait patiently for when we can meet again.

But I miss him a lot. And I don't know what to do now.

geotaint

I don't want to be brought back. I preferred being... Dead, or whatever it was until now.

You're so desperate to have me interacting. Making "friends". I'm just not.. Built like that. It's almost too painful to watch you trying to make me be close to people. I don't want that. I just want to be done with everything again.

Of course I care about people. Cared. Past tense. They're all gone, now.

I thought you'd let me go.

nomorebedtimestories

( cut for spoilers and changing icons! )

marleyrose

Wow, mun. You...actually did it.

Are you-are you sure?

There's nothing special about me. Really.

I guess we'll see where things go, then!

Current Mood: contemplative

quirrel

M-M-Mundane? I know you're not in the best fit to play as me right now...

[Tries to fall asleep against the wall]

Can't believe you applied- Application- thing... That thing with the application...

[Slides down the wall and tries to curl up and go to sleep.]

Ngghh.... Whatever... Just- whatever. It's a good thing you have spell-check... I'm glad you made me an actual account i-instead of just in y-y-your head... hehe...

Current Mood: drunk

emperortoughguy

Nope.

Nope nope.

Hell no.

I'm not going. I'm just getting comfortable at home, you know, being myself and embracing it and-

No, I won't go to some screwed up desert island.

I fuckin' won't.

So don't even think about it.

f_u_wesker

( Spoilers for Retribution )

isonlystardust

Be realistic. You don't have time for this and neither do I. The help I could provide people at either of the places you have in mind is minimal at best - no one wants to play babysitter to the physicist out of his water in a [ minute sigh ] hell dimension.

Get it out of your system with this and move on.

simonscat

...Mow.

holmestheelder

No matter how hard you try and I do give you all marks for having kept it in mind all this time, you are not going to be able to find the right home for me.

At least you are cognizant enough of my proclivities and your own inadequacies. I can appreciate you not trying to force the issue. I would not tolerate such nonsense.

However, I must confess that watching you continue to try is becoming quite tiresome.

ilprincipe

Your timing is off.

I could do without your late celebrations.

lordofchaos7

Muuuuudaaaaaannneee?

Where is Teekl in my icons?

I need Teekl to go anywhere fun!

I know you love that precious kitty cat, so why not put that purrfect pussycat in a few of my icons, huh?

Current Mood: anxious

bridgetinyellow

M-mr. Mun, thank you for giving me an opportunity to be with my friends again. Even if it's just Nyaruko and Mahiro for now, I think this is much better than being all by myself. Lots of bad things are happening in that city, but we can beat them... just like always.

And I really hope that this is my opportunity... to show Mahiro how I really feel.

Because all I want... All I really want...

... is to bear his children!

wise_lil_wolf

Puh-lease, Mundane.

Look, I know you mean well.

I'm an empath. It goes with the territory.

Anyway, I like that you want to write some side fic with me and a few of the others....but...but can you at least hear me out...please?

I want....I...

I don't want to cause any problems for anyone, okay?

Grown ups are complicated.

Can't you write me something with...I dunno...other kids?

It would be...nice.

Maybe.

twofacedteacher

Didn't you say you were going to play~? Get a better feel for me, and all that?

Honey, I know a thing or two about indecisiveness, and you're going way overboard with this. Would it kill you to commit to something?

People are waaaiiiting, you know~ hurry up and get out of being 'uninspired' so we can get back to work, mm~?

sweettwilight

Listen up you. Stop being lazy. You wanted to get me out and "test my voice", but you can't upload more than two icons? You even have them sitting there on your hard drive, and you can't be bothered to upload them? You're lame.

Second, what's with trying to make my life one big soap opera with some tasty death thrown in? Seriously? How am I supposed to react to that? You're TWISTED.

And you can tell your friend to stop encouraging all of this. Not that you need encouragement, but please. Stop. Both of you. I don't want this for my life.

However I do want to exist so that's why I'm letting you put this up here. You've left me torn, mun. Torn.

robinred

( Mundane, you're insane. You made a post to this same community only a few days ago. Nobody needs to know what you've been up to. Nobody cares. There has got to be some unspoken rule that says you can't post to d_m just because you're bored.

You have work to be doing.

And Tim was under the impression he was easy to forget. )

You got your hands on the books. Should I be saying congratulations?

breakthrough

'Deserved what I got' did I?

I can't say the irony of my... fate escaped me. But really, when opportunity knocks, you answer, most successful men are aware of this. However, there's always that one knock that you're better off ignoring, or, perhaps, not underestimating.

[He just made a pun, in a very roundabout way. Breakdown would be ~~disgusted~~ proud.]

All I saw was a lot of wasted potential, how disappointing.

not_a_leviathan

Dear Mun,

... Why? You've never played a character like me before. No, I don't mean young. You've played this age before.

... I am not innocent - well. Not as much anymore. Not after... all of that.

I mean religious.

Yeah. I know. But you do know you have to play that with me, right? Are you going to be okay with that?

... Okay sure. You can look things up. I don't mind. Just... don't forget it.

... No, wherever I end up, I am not going to 'start another Leviathan cult'. You know that wasn't my idea.

Respectfully,

Levi "Garrity"

alephbet

Just because you forgot Nadja's name doesn't mean I would. I don't want to get to the point where I start forgetting the names of people who die for me.

leader_in_blue

Mun.

Remember when I said not to post with me anywhere but here until you at least watched the first episode of my series?

What is this?

I don't care if it's just a musebox post with your "partner in RP crime" whatever that means and I don't care how educated your guesses are. They're still just guesses, and neither of us should be doing something like this.

[A sigh.]

Look, I get you're excited. I get that you know a lot about the other shows and movies about my brothers and I, and that there have been a lot of clips and that motion comic coming out. But the premier is just 2 weeks away, alright? I know you really want to play with me, but can you just hold on a little longer until then? You can keep doing that thread with Chie, but nothing else.

And stop talking about "shipping". It's not gonna happen. I don't care if you and Chie's mun do it all the time.

student_zero

Mun, why are there different copies of everyone? I DON'T REMEMBER LEARNING ABOUT THIS AT ALL....

I can't win the war if everything is all flip flop on me! Instructor isn't around either so I have no one helping me at all it's not fair!...

superhacker

Please, mun, don't be nervous. Though you're bringing me to a game for the first time, I already know you're much more confident in playing me than you may think. There is still plenty of time to revise those parts of your application, and you're doing greatly so far! I trust you to do a good job!

And besides... I think that kind of enviroment would fit me perfectly, considering that I was... you know... [ W e l p. Time to fall back into an awkward silence. ]

forcedreset

Ah.

Yes, well. Hm.

[ ahem. ]

That is that, I suppose.

warriorscribe

Mundane, you're letting something so small interfere with your inspiration. We have important things to deal with in the tower...others need me.

May I give you strength? I know you admire my ability to press on even under pain of anxiety and doubt. If you can write it, imagine it, can you not use it?

fleurdesel

Cute. I know you are fond of that film, but I'm not quite as enamored with it. Or with how every easy it seems to be for you to push me right from where I was into another relationship. Ben is endearing and a kind man, a good friend, but it hasn't been that long since Rick's departure.

...

No I'm not bitter. I just have reservations about this. It was a very new relationship, yes, but I don't think it would be so quick for me to move on. Even if you and Ben's mundane have been teasing our relationship for months.

Maybe I just wanted to say goodbye.

I think we have issues.

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