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[has_a_choice]

Hey, mun.

Hiii.

Yeah. That's right. I'm talking to you. Just you and me. Let's have a little chat, now, shall we?

Now I know how tempting it is to send me somewhere. I know, I know, it's hard to resist right? Especially with my little buddy already there. But do you really think that's such a good idea right now? Just think about it first. Really think. I know you're smart enough to come up with the right decision. It's okay, take your time. I've got nowhere else to be.

[he smiles that oh so winning smile, glittering teeth and all.]

Comments

[freelance_lonestar]

[Have a Tex just staring for a while.]

Wow. Y'know, you have the kind of face that just makes me want to punch you in the mouth, over and over and over and over.

[has_a_choice]

[That smile doesn't dim a watt as he raises a curious eyebrow]

I do? Well I'm very sorry to hear that. And very sorry to hear that you have such violent tendencies.

[freelance_lonestar]

[Tex just shrugs.]

Eh, let's just say I have a problem with perfection. And violent tendencies kinda comes with the territory in my line of work.

[has_a_choice]

Perfection? [He chuckles] Now I wouldn't say that.

[waaaaaaaaaaitasecond. He looks the armored stranger over. The only other person he knows who'd walk around wearing ridiculous armor is Megamind, sooooo...]

Your line of work? And what might that be?

[freelance_lonestar]

I'm a part of a secret project for the United Nations Space Command. Y'know, protecting Earth and her colonies from alien threats, blah blah blah.

I'm a glorified ass kicker essentially.

[spider_kisser]

Ah, a superhero, right?

[has_a_choice]

[He plants his hands on his hips and strikes a very heroic looking pose]

You could say that.

MJ's a total fangirl XD

[spider_kisser]

Thought so! You've got one of the best smiles and most...unique looking hairdos I've ever seen.

Awww he LOVES fangirls!

[has_a_choice]

[That smile just doesn't stop, does it? He chuckles, running a hand over his perfect hair before giving her his signature point and wink (complete with gleaming white tooth ping, too!]]

Why thank you. I always enjoy praise from a beautiful woman.

And MJ loves attention as much as he does. XD

[spider_kisser]

You think I'm beautiful? Aw, thank you!

[andaway]

Oh, my.

Is that what I really sound like to other people?

[has_a_choice]

[why hello fellow super hair person]

I couldn't say because I've never heard you speak before.

[andaway]

I guess so. You just remind me of myself in my- uh- early days.

[mispronunciates]

Not that I don't feel totally loved or anything - which is a little weird - but ... Aren't you supposed to be pretending you're dead, anyway?

[has_a_choice]

Shhhhh [He grabs Megamind's shoulder and leans in, looking around conspiratorially]

It's not Metrocity. They don't know me here so it's okay. Besides [He grins broadly] it's not as if someone's going to ask me to rescue them here.

[mispronunciates]

[he flinches a little as Mets grabs his shoulder, but chills. sorry, old habits and all]

Hmmmmmmm. I suppooooose you have a point. There are an awful lot of heroic types running around here, aren't there?

[urbanhero]

You're a superhero? You've got to be joking me.

[Where's your license, buddy?]

[has_a_choice]

I do? Why? Is there a problem?

[urbanhero]

Not really. You just don't seem like the kind of guy they'd give a hero license to.

[has_a_choice]

A license? [He laughs] Justice needs no license.

[notpredictable]

[Oh. It’s you.]
 
Little buddy [Oh GOD he is SO INDIGNANT.
 
Little. Buddy. Do you even think before you speak?

[has_a_choice]

[He is impervious to your indignation, Megamind! He smiles]

I do, in fact. Why? Is there a problem?

[notpredictable]

Yes! Yes, I should think that there is a problem! A very big problem, in fact -- and I would think that to you -- of all people - that it should be really quite obvious!

I am not your little buddy! Enemies! We are enemies! Does that particular word suddenly need a definition?!

[hairflyingheartpounding]

They always think sending you somewhere is the best idea.

[fantastic_fish]

Yes! Perhaps you should fly off and leave Sir with the entire city under his eviiiiiiiiil thumb! This is a brilliant idea. Quite diabolical for a good guy, I must say. It's almost admirable. Were it not for your long history of rivalry, I might even salute you for it -- but I won't. Professional discourtesy must be adhered to and all.

[mispronunciates]

Minion!

[pardon the threadjack, but there's one post-canon Sir coming in for the attack hug. or rather, buddy shoulder punch]

[fantastic_fish]

Sir! [This is one mid-canon Minion reaching out for the attack hu-- OKAY, SHOULDER PUNCH IT IS.] Ah, that's a good one. Very sneaky and underhanded, going in for a hug and then an attack. Your parents would be proud. [Shoulder punch riiiiight back. Yes. Awkward. Emotions.]

[mispronunciates]

[oh. well, this is a surprise. VERY awkward with the emotions, indeed. clearly, the best course of action here is to try and act like the Sir he knows, and not tell him what the deal is.

clearly.]

Thank you, Minion. You always know just what to say.

A-ha. Ha ha. Ha.

[fantastic_fish]

[The BEST PLAN as always, Megamind. It's so dark and nefarious that-- wait, what?]

Ahahaha, Sir! It's only because you inspire the very best of the worst in me and everyone.

So, Sir! Will we be taking over this strange letter-writing world today? Oh, or perhaps using it to kidnap Miss Ritchie and write up a ransom note?