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[doesnthavefleas]

Long time no see, huh?

Hey, relax, it's no big deal. I gotcha. I had a bunch of stuff to do too. You know, saving Agrabah from giant shadows, deadly sharks, and the Sultan's long-distance girlfriend. Just the usual for your resident hero.

Buuuuut, you did come at kind of an awkward time. That whole marriage thing, remember that? You think you could just wait, like, a few more days? Yeah, that's kind of supposed to happen before I inevitably have to save everyone again.

What--hey! I can handle whatever you throw at me! It's not that I don't want to, but--

...

I guess an hour or two wouldn't hurt...right?

[ He's a dead man. A late dead man. ]

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

Why don't you just see if your fiance can come, too? Get married while you're having adventures together.

[doesnthavefleas]

Ah, yeah. See, I'd be okay with that, but we kind of have this huge thing planned with people coming that I don't think I've even met before, or will ever see again. But it's kind of nice that it's going to be special and all.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Wouldn't it be more special if it was all people you guys were friends with? Or are they people she knows, but you don't?

[heartisabattleground]

Saving Agrabah without us, Aladdin? I hope everything's going well.

I'M SORRY SORA

[doesnthavefleas]

Of course it is. I've got it all under control! But, uh...do I know you?

It's okay he's used to disney friends not knowing him.

[heartisabattleground]

[Sora smiles. He's all too familiar with none of his friends knowing him but he's not going to push it anymore.]

Kind of. We meet somewhere else though.

I saw a Jasmine mun here last month.

[alwaystraveling]

I doubt you'll miss it. Time stands still when they take us.

Jasmine~...

[doesnthavefleas]

Oh yeah? Well, that's pretty convenient. Guess I can't argue, then.

[honorbeforeduty]

Mmmm... yep. Yep, I'd say you're a dead man. Never be late to weddings. You'll never hear the end of it.

[doesnthavefleas]

Well, it's not like it'd be intentional.

[ Except what you're doing kind of is, Aladdin. ]

Stuff could just...happen, you know? Stuff happens all the time!

[twists]

[ with that teasing smirk: ]

I'm guessing you've learned from personal experience.

1/god only knows (i'm sorry)

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[ameera]

You don't think I'd delay it to go with you?

[doesnthavefleas]

J-Jasmine!

[ CAUGHT RED HANDED. ]

That isn't what I meant!

[obviousroyal]

My father is seeing someone?

And... I would not put too much trust into your mun.

[doesnthavefleas]

Well, he was, sort of. She was kind of crazy, and I guess it was more of a long distance...thing with arrows and competitions and stuff. Don't you remember?

Why not?

[madcuriosity]

You have to save everyone again and again? Don't you get terribly tired?

[doesnthavefleas]

Tired? No way! There's no room to be tired when other people's lives are at stake.

[ And he kind of likes the notoriety. ]

[seven_deserts]

[His tone is about as condescending as it gets.]

Oohhh, well aren't we the big hero, self-proclaimed and everything. No wonder why the Princess keeps you around, she'll need somebody save her when she's becomes the inevitable damsel in distress.

[doesnthavefleas]

Mozenrath!

[ Well, this is definitely not the turn of events he was hoping for. ]

You know, the last I remember it was you who was in need of some rescuing. Leave Jasmine out of this.

[ You're kind of a creepy when it comes to her.

Actually you're kind of a creep no matter what. ]