dear_mun | Sep. 12th, 2012

Sep. 12th, 2012

I must say, I'm thrilled that you got on board with this. You should be as well, I am a bit of a sensation in the anthropological community. Of course I send them what I can back to the old boys in London, but what sort of hunter would I be to not keep a trophy or two for myself?

I expect I'll be keeping an Okapi skin for Neffy instead of sending the creature for taxidermy lest I want to find myself across her knee like a boy.

Now that doesn't sound quite so bad at all, actually.

Really woman, you should be doing much more with me than you presently are. I'll be damned if I'll wait around for the Doctor to have a jolly good adventure of my own.

force_a_nature

Hey! Listen up!

Don't y'dare go considering playin' that zombie wielding, sword carrier over me. You haven't even seen her in combat yet! Besides, I was here first. You go applying for anyone else, it's gonna be me.

Got it?

Are you even listenin' to me?!

tranquilblade

Well... he does look somewhat amphibious doesn't he? Still, I don't see the need to be making such a fuss about it. The Vongola is in quite a dangerous situation and-

Mun-san I really do not believe wondering if his toes are webbed are truly prevalent to the matters at hand.

[Oh why does he even bother, his mun isn't going to listen anyway...]

Please try not to make too munch of a commotion mun-san, this truly isn't the time for jokes...

scratching

They tried to warn you about me, didn't they?

What? Oh? They encouraged it, you say? They want me? Little old me? Oh--

Well I'm just flattered.

I'll give you credit. This head space of yours? It's a nice place. Awfully roomy, "mun". That's quaint. "Mun". I could say it all day, but let's cut to the chase, the nitty-gritty. I'll let you in on a little secret when it comes to playing me: You don't own me. How's that? We clear? Good. Run along, play with your little assassin and your alien engineer from... whatever. I'll just... kick back here and, ah, make myself right at home.

munajjima

Temporarily turning into a boy will be an interesting experience, though I must question the necessity of it. Are you doing it simply because it will be entertaining?

As for that other matter...are you certain he would like it?

...you're not. [ Is she pouting? It's as close to a pout as she can get, really. ] How troubling.

ambitious_woman

As I am sure you are quite aware, I am still waiting for you to grace me with the attention I both deserve and desire.

We also both know my opinion on waiting. I distinctly recall your education on the matter.

dragon_protected

No, I don't find this at all amusing. That idiot of a husband of mine was about to die and you brought me here where I'm useless and can't protect him. And for what? Your own selfish amusement!

Send me back now, or you will regret it.

Nataku

unseeingjustice

You start cackling and then you pull me out of the city to here. And you wonder why I'm worried? Go back to playing with blocks, woman, and leave me be to settle in.

onlywannaknow

Look, kid, I know you're kinda hoping Simon'll show up here. Or any of them, but he's the one we ran into sometimes back at the old site. [ fiddles with her lighter ] Fact is, it's been a couple years, his mun's probably lost interest. You should understand that well enough.

Just don't hold your breath's all I'm saying. It's hard enough to find people who'd consider picking any of the boys up among your friends - why do you think these folks you don't know'll be any different?

yubyubcommander

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Besides, it's not like you even have anyone I know around and you don't have a plan, besides. Take some time to think it over, please.

shatterbrained

Yes, vhat a fitting and hilarious username jou have chosen for me. Vell done.

Now, if jou are not going to do anyzhink vith me, I vould appreciate it if jou left me to my own devices.

And enough vith the reminiscing over eldritch horrors. Ve are not going back down zhat road if I haff any input in it.

rationality

No, of course there's nothing wrong with being emotional. People have emotions and that's okay. It would be hypocritical of me to say otherwise, because I'm not a replicant, and I wouldn't say it anyway because I'm not a Dark Lord. It's just that you get emotional over weird things, and - come on, let's be honest, you have a complete tendency to overreact. I don't think there's anything that bad about my situation. I'm well aware that it's not perfect, but I wouldn't want to trade it out for anything else.

And what exactly is so great about Sirius Black, anyway? You're not telling me anything at all, so it sounds to me like you want me to meet the lunatic that murdered my parents. By your own admission, you also want me to meet him for hugs.

Forget everything I've ever said about Dumbledore, you're the crazy one.

~ Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres

P.S. Look, no offence, but if you actually start crying about this, then I'm leaving.

thehangedrose

Really. Really? No, stop laughing, this isn't at all funny!

Why in the world did you ever think bringing that abomination that you call a doll here...?! You know I never wanted to see that thing again, but no, you're making it follow me and be creepy...just like it did back there, in the art gallery.

You know...the next time you want to mess with my mental state, I won't be having any of it! Because it's rude, and mean, and...just, shame on you. I thought you were nice.

[A little "hmmmph".] Guess I was wrong about that...

roses_are_blue

You're not really serious about this, are you?

You want me to dream about...that room? And you want other people to see it?

Other than the obvious traumatic experiences resurfacing, what if people ask questions afterwards? I promised Mary I wouldn't tell anyone.

You're making things way too difficult for me; and quite frankly, I am upset about it.

And yes, I don't want to see what Mary could possibly dream about.

womanlywiles

Right then. How long have you had me around? And it's been this long since you last brought me out? That's...discrimination, that's what that is. Putting me out here on some whim...I'm better than a whim, dear! Worth more than that.

Only time you really mention me is for...what? Making me "questionably moral"? Or one where I'm "broken"? Is that all you think of me? At least the Doctor saw fit to give me a better life than that one.

Oh you...you and me...you and me are going to talk about this one. Trust me on that.

losemyselfinriddles

Can you stop calling me the Wonderland girl?

I have a name, several of the actually. I know I'm different and I know you have her too, the other me, the real one, but I'm more than what's broken about me, I'm more than the girl who got transported and came back.

I'm more than the Wonderland girl.

thassarian

So, how long has it been? Years, now?

Maybe I just want to keep to myself, have you thought about that? The alternative...it never ends well.

Current Mood: melancholy

solitarynuvola

Stop screeching about his appearance. You've seen worse.

[ Though he does have to agree with the evaluation of Bermuda's dress code. "He dresses like a Chippendale dancer!" Also he looks like a humanized frog. ]

powerxerox

If you want to app me, I'm not gonna fight it! I know it'll be less canon you have to write.

Still, you've already got some of your friends excited over that alien... cat thing. Not sure it's fair to them, doing a whole bait-and-switch after you already reserved someone else.

beknighted

If you're sure, then there's not much I can say to stop you. I will say that my icons are all pretty grim. ... Keywords aside. If you're going to be as kind as to avoid having me wear the cowl, maybe you should invest in some less tragic expressions. I make those every now and then, you know.

And, sure, I'll express gratitude for not choosing the artistically crafted username of "diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick." Thank you. Very kind. I appreciate it.

[ :| ]

timidscars

...w-why do you h-have to be so cruel?

escapists

What's this? Are you trying to entertain me? Just be sure you'll be up to the task. I hate being bored.

sciencecar

Greetings, Mundane. I do not understand the purpose of such a change in my display name. It was unnecessary. It is more accurately defined as a truck.

[Who asked you, nerd.]

motherlysupport

Now, hi there... Mundane is it? Mundane, dear I think we might have us a little disagreement on our hands here- see, I have a family to look after and they aren't exactly bright... I'm afraid they just won't be able to cope without me.

So if you could just scoot off on your way and let me get back to my sons, I'll just be leavin' you.

No? Well you look right here, little missy! I will not have any of this abductin' nonsense going on in my life! I will happily inform you that I am not a force to reckon with.

witchboy_klarion

Dear mundane mortal,

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

You cannot contain me in this foolish little brain of yours! I want out and I want out now! I will scramble your brains and feed them to Teekl if you don't let me out of here by the time I count to three!

One!

Two!

Three!

...LET ME OUT! I cannot be contained! I'm a Lord of Chaos! I have chaos to reign upon the world and Teekl needs feeding.

Hmm? What's that? I can reign chaos down on worlds and Teekl can be feed? How is this possible?

...

Games? I like games~ Okay! Set up a game! I want to go to a game now!

Also, take out that hero trash you picked up. He isn't worth it. His feet might be fast but his brain is slow as molasses. On second thought. Let me keep him. I can turn him into a mouse and feed him to Teekl. I like that much better~

ex_nightingaled754

Tch. Why should I go there? Do you know how many babybirds are there? Two. And I don't care if they're not my world's babybird, they're still babybirds. Annoying, whiny, tantrum-throwing babybirds.

If Dad were there, then it'd be a different story, but nope.

Well...Alfred wouldn't be there to stop me from beating up the jerkface...

I don't know. I'll think about it.

Sincerely,
Mary Grayson

funnythingsare

Okay, let's get this straight. I just got here. And you invited me. So what's the point of asking me to shut up? Oh, what, your precious vampire and floppy boy and the Cap Wannabe can't get a word in? Maybe it's because they're boring.

There's reason I'm here. It's not to blend in.

spaztastic

W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE "PROTAG SWAG"????

conjuredskies

So… what? No plans, no papers, just pull me out of thin air and see what you can do with me?

I’m almost – kind of – impressed. All right, then. It’s not like I had ~~any coin~~ a place to be anyway. Just don’t get me eaten by trolls or... Stormcloaks or what have you.

Current Mood: amused

fastfeet_slowmouth

Dear mun,

So I just got a few things to say to you before this whole thing really gets started. First, thanks for picking me up first and all that but why did you grab Klarion too? I mean, the kid's an annoying Chaos Lord that won't shut up. And you let him out before me! Totally uncool, dude.

Second, let's just get some facts about where you might send me down first. There has to be babes. It has to have a beach. And if you can find any of my friends, that would be great.

Third, you got any food in this headspace of yours? I could use something to eat. I burn a lot of calories, you know. So let's get me my own fridge and that's a great start. I think that's all I got to say for now.

See ya later, mun.

PS. Before I forget, that musebox you were looking at? No. No right now. Stop thinking about it.

chronomancer

congratulations
youvve managed to make me hate you evven more than i already did
wwoww
good for you

die in a fire

royal_shadow

Ah, so we meet again. It is a surprise. You have forgotten all about me and now you decide to return to me? Dear lady, are you serious? Will you be devoted to me this time?

...

Actually don't answer that. And one more thing- I don't like being toyed with.

P.S. Find Akira soon.

Shirogane

Current Mood: blank

coolerwithamerman

...Everything that I did I did for a reason. Everything. There's no real...there's nothing to be redeemed for I...

Oh what you're going to pour the hate on me because I made a few bets? I really don't see how that's fair, how is that any different from you and your obsessive watching of "Hotel Hell" or "Kitchen Nightmares"?

..That's right. You like to watch people suffer. And so what if you do? Life. Sucks. But it's all people have got, it's not something dangerous it's a defense mechanism. Would you rather spend it focused on what you don't have or transfer your pain to a bunch of kids who turn into wolves and fall off hospital rooftops because some guy in a flying blue box can't save them? [stare. frown] that's how it works right?

None of it is really real you know. [disassociation much Hadley?] And I mean honestly that's the kind of attitude you have to take. Otherwise you get obsessed. Those guys in those books and tv shows for instance? Those guys are suffering and you're sitting there spouting "life ruiner" and "feels" [Yes, Bradley Whitmore just said "feels".] Sooner or later, you start posting gifs of the stuff, dissecting it, sending pictures to your friends. [in a mimicking tone] oh my god did you see what he did to that guy. He just cut him right in half but they were secret lovers and I can't cope. I can't cope you guys, my ship, my feels-oh god I can't wait for the next episode he just looked up and he was covered in his blood and it was so sad. ...But did you help the guy? Or girl. Or pair of guys and girls?

[in tones that drip acid] Oh wait, you do that already don't you. Post pictures and shit. Just not with wolves falling off the tops of hospitals or whatever people are watching. Fuck off about redemption. If you want me to be redeemed, you need to do it first.

unreadability

The 80s also featured events of actual significance. As university should have taught you.

If not Günter Grass.

shilowallace

Why do you do it? I...I don't think that's something I can answer for you. Unless you're asking rhetorically. Then, I guess, no one can really answer it because you're just frustrated and not really asking.

I can tell you why I do it, but for as often as we get confused for each other, I don't think my reasons are really all that helpful. I'm doing it because it's cold and dark and quiet and lonely here I'm doing it because I'm tired of being alone and I'm tired of being scared. I'm tired of missing people that I've barely ever known.

I can't really help what I want to say and do, but I guess maybe you can. Help what I want to say and do, I mean. You always let me have my say, though, and I'm sorry that backfires on you because if it's backfiring on you, that means it's not so great for me, either.

I spent my whole life with no one but Dad to talk to and, even then, he wasn't very good for conversation. Or listening. Or parenting. Or anything but murdering people and lying. Either way, I guess...thanks. For listening. For not shutting me up when I want to talk. I'm not really afraid of losing my voice, anymore. I hope you aren't, either.

ravenclawed

Well, I suppose I'm flattered that you've taken an interest in me, but I'm not sure I'm happy about it. I have a lot to learn about real magic, you know. I certainly don't want to go off somewhere that isn't Hogwarts. It would be a waste of my time, to be perfectly honest.

And that still goes for me as a Third Year, if you were thinking you could get around it with that whole thing.

donttouchthequbeley

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...............................Excuse me.

[Puru Two heads off, and comes back after a moment. Soon enough, a sound can be heard, followed by an explosion.]

Enjoy not having a roof or your games now.

freebitchbaby

Hey!

I don't know where you get off trying to make me a guy I really super seriously don't. I mean, yeah, I get that I'm a class ten hotty as a chick and the same a a guy but this is freakin' weird.

Can I not just keep being a super hot chick?

I like being a super hot chick.

No Love,
Gaila.

believesinlife

Ah...

I see. You're a rather strange mundane. I'm afraid I don't understand you at all.

[ Hesitation lingers here. His mun rather confuses him a little. ]

You should keep your distance right now. I don't wish to hurt you and your idea of trying to put me in a game may hurt others as well so please stop...unless Natsu's there. By now... maybe he could stop me..

laurahale

I'm not quite sure if I can see where you're going with this. There's hardly any information about me at all and in case you haven't noticed I'm dead. And not in the 'I'm-going-to-magically-appear-from-underneath-the-floorboards' kind of dead. I was cut in half. There's no coming back from that or are you just choosing to ignore that fact?

kingofallmutants

I know this wasn't what you were hoping for. Believe me, it isn't what I was hoping for. I kept praying that things wouldn't go from bad to worse, but they somehow continued to find a way to hit an all new low. I don't think they can get any lower than this, but there's still one more issue left to screw things up even more.

Either way, after this, its going to be one hell of an uphill climb for me.

makesheramember

Holy shit. That's a lotta fuckin' cabbage just for a bunch'a crap with my handsome mug on it.

[Smirk]

Dough well spent. Nice job, dollface, didn't know ya had it in ya. Maybe ya got what it takes after all.

universebeware

( Big Ol' Spoilers In Here )

wrongsin

Welp. So much for the 'Oh, I'll let you have a break.'

...

... This event is really bloody stupid. And y'know there's no way I could act like Naoya, so I'm not even gonna try. But at least it's only temporary, right? At least I really hope it is...

loveslave

You really thought you were rid of me? Nope! Now, where should we begin our adventures here? Will it be a meme? Or will you finally find a game for me? What about that sex island? Seems fun! Except for the whole collar thing. Why can't they just make sex less mandatory and more of a volunteer job?

theladywho

I'm not thanking you for letting me keep my own mind. You don't get points for meeting the basic standards of decency. Find me a home and then we'll talk.

...preferably a home at that game where I get to be a pirate but don't have to worry about scurvy.

wentviral

A dystopian nightmare like this, set after a global cataclysm, and ruled by an iron-fisted fascist regime...

If there is one lesson I can admit that Spencer effectively taught me, it is that the genesis cannot occur until after the end. I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised that, even without me, humanity only ended up destroying itself in the end. After all, it's human nature.

A shame their work wasn't thorough. The very fact that there is still a 'weak' for the strong to rule over proves that, even after the end, nothing has changed.

There is always time to correct that, though, isn't there?

mitsukuni

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! You let me out!!

Does that mean I'll get to play at a game? Please, please, please!

........

Awww... Is it just because you're re-watching my show, mun? But-- but... I want to play and eat cake! CAKE!!!!

stairjumper

[Cue the happy little blonde girl bouncing up and down, beaming. Her fangs are showing but she doesn't care at all right now.]

Thank you Mun, thank you! I promise I'll play nice!

...What's a Death Dealer, anyway?

medick

This is my second opinion, very short and precise just for you: I hardly see the resemblance.

ex_romanticize548

I'm as alone as ever, which should cheer you right the fuck up. Something must be being accurately done.

unluckyslugqueen

Mundane, if you make one more tree joke....

[She just glares, crosssing her arms and flexing a fist with one of her hands.]

precopy

This is an, uh...bad idea. You know what--this ain't even--oh, who am I kidding! This is a great idea! I'm giddy! Jumpin' up and down all around in this fancy shmancy head of yours! Whoo! You've got my blood pumping and I haven't even shot anyone yet!

This calls for a celebration! Let's go pre-order my Darling Wade's upcoming video game and then go get some ice cream! And maybe play some of D-whatever-C game. I like that Harley-Lady's style! She and me should get together for drinks sometime. You can even come! You can hold our guns and be in awe of our delightful wit.

C'mon! You just know you'll have a good time. And you can play darts with the other bar gals. That'd be fun, huh?!

get_solved

I fail to see what's so amusing about this situation. Thankfully, considering how the tower tends to operate, I'm sure this will only be temporary.

And for your information I do not plan on telling anyone to "get bent".

I think we have issues.

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