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Xemnas ([personal profile] badass_xemnas) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-13 08:42 pm
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My name does NOT mean "mansex". Sigh.

For love of everything, mun. "Mansex"? Is not my name and STOP LAUGHING! Now. Not amused. Saix would never say anything of the sort, I know him too well for that.

Wait. Are you sniggering again? I will come and slice that head of yours off if you don't leave off the joke. In fact, it isn't even funny. Reading it somewhere means nothing. You understand?
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spider_kisser: I'm laughing my red haired <i>ass</i> off here! (Pfffft!)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And I thought emeraldpapa and irondick were funny, but...MANSEX? Pffffft!
spider_kisser: I'm laughing my red haired <i>ass</i> off here! (Pfffft!)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[That deadpan "Not funny" makes MJ giggle even harder.]

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't. I don't do mansex.
spider_kisser: I am enjoying this so much, I can't contain myself! (LOL Rly?)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, you don't do it...but you ARE it! *chortles*
spider_kisser: I'm laughing my red haired <i>ass</i> off here! (Pfffft!)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you're not...but you're named it! PHAhahahahahahahah!

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you...stop LAUGHING!
Edited 2012-09-13 20:23 (UTC)
spider_kisser: I'm laughing my red haired <i>ass</i> off here! (Pfffft!)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY, okay, heheheh, sorry! I'm sorry! *clears her throat while fanning herself with her hand.*

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't that funny. Besides, what IS mansex?
spider_kisser: I'm laughing my red haired <i>ass</i> off here! (Pfffft!)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohmygod, you don't know? *resisting...urge to laugh*

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Humour me. Tell me what you think it is.
spider_kisser: I am enjoying this so much, I can't contain myself! (LOL Rly?)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
W..well *giggles* you're close to this Saix guy, aren't you? [That icon. Oh, the irony.]

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What? How do you- [No. He won't say.]

Damn, has my mun just put THAT icon up?
spider_kisser: I'm laughing my red haired <i>ass</i> off here! (Pfffft!)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You mentioned him and how you "knew him too well."

PFFFFT!!!

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
He is my second in command. [Oh, come on!]
spider_kisser: I'm both touched and amused by your awkwardness, tee hee. (Smirk)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Second in command? Command of what? [MJ's having WAY too much fun with this!]

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Command of soldiers. What were you thinking?
spider_kisser: I'm a feisty one, alright! I keep on fighting! (Plucky)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno...an orgy, maybe? Heeheehee.

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
An orgy. Right. [More linefacing. What he did with Saix out of hours was his business only.]
spider_kisser: It's great when I can just chillax and enjoy myself (Relaxed)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a confirmation of some kind? [VERY sly grin on her face.]

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I was being sarcastic.
spider_kisser: It's great when I can just chillax and enjoy myself (Relaxed)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? So...what's your group's name?
spider_kisser: I'm both touched and amused by your awkwardness, tee hee. (Smirk)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The group that your soldiers belong to? That you lead, and your friend is second-in-command of?

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Organisation XIII.
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[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Organisation, not Orgy! Got it!

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-15 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. Are you obsessed with sex?
spider_kisser: I'm both touched and amused by your awkwardness, tee hee. (Smirk)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-15 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I could care less about it. And I'm sure it's the same with you, despite your unfortunate name.

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-26 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. I could not agree with those words after what you have been saying.
spider_kisser: Red hot redhead (Default)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-27 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh...'xuse me?
bloodcurdling_cheesecake: (say what?)

[personal profile] bloodcurdling_cheesecake 2012-09-13 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Mansex? [Yeah, the games she plays and the games she thinks will make her look cool aren't anything produced by Square...though she has played plenty with man sex in it]

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have this face.]
bloodcurdling_cheesecake: (gross!)

[personal profile] bloodcurdling_cheesecake 2012-09-13 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't get it. Why's your mun callin' you "Mansex?"

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Because my name is an acronym.
bloodcurdling_cheesecake: (gross!)

[personal profile] bloodcurdling_cheesecake 2012-09-13 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...your mom name you that one purpose? Cause that sounds like something you gotta have a suspicion to go lookin' for it. [Not that she doesn't sympathize. Just, you had to do something to arouse that kind of attention.]

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
She named me Xemnas.
bloodcurdling_cheesecake: (Y-you're interested in me?!)

[personal profile] bloodcurdling_cheesecake 2012-09-13 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but do you think she looked at you and went "I'm gonna make his name be dirty when you switch the words around..."

Do you even have sex with men?

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that a rather personal question to ask?
bloodcurdling_cheesecake: (freaked out)

[personal profile] bloodcurdling_cheesecake 2012-09-13 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm asking if it's an accurate description! And your the one who brought man love first!

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about you strange little man? Brought man love first? My name is Xemnas, not mansex! My mun is deranged.
bloodcurdling_cheesecake: (Argh!)

[personal profile] bloodcurdling_cheesecake 2012-09-13 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[And now we have gone from being as close as she can to friendly to all consuming rage. Have a steel chair flying at your face.]

I AM A WOMAN YOU ASS WHOLE! NOT A BOY! AND NOT A MAN IN DRAG!

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-13 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? You could have fooled me.
bloodcurdling_cheesecake: (say what?)

*cries over spelling failures in previous comment*

[personal profile] bloodcurdling_cheesecake 2012-09-13 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't even tryin' ta hide it, ya dickwad.

[Seriously. She's either in the her school uniform, which is really girly, or she's wearing tight shirts, it's really not something she hides.]

[personal profile] badass_xemnas 2012-09-15 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't call me a...dickwad. That is rude. Alright, young lady.
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