canon is The Almighty Johnsons. Which everyone should watch.

[friggmagnet]

I'd thank you for taking an interest, but this really isn't the time.


Okay, actually. Stuff that. Please don't take interest. I've got enough going on what with being Odin and having the whole family putting pressure on me to find The Frigg. Which, as you may have noticed, isn't going that great at the moment. So excuse me if I don't feel up to come and play in your fantasy world.




Oh, just fuck off, mate.

Comments

I saw that show. I liked Ty. :P

[guilty_pianist]

[Watches the apparently angry young man talking to his "mun" from a slight distance.]

Ty is the actual cutest

[friggmagnet]

Uh... can I help you, man?

Poor, poor Ty.

[guilty_pianist]

No, I...

[Frown.]

I was just passing by.

[friggmagnet]

Right, well. This is kind of a private conversation.

have celtic mythology

[ulsteir]

Writers are like gods. They never listen.

/mythology party

[friggmagnet]

You got that right, mate. No one in my family ever listens to me.

woot

[ulsteir]

You come from a family of gods? [Strange considering most Celtic gods were spirits tied to the land.]

[friggmagnet]

Yeah, man. And let me tell you, some fucked up shit goes on when you have that many gods together in one place.

[infernoandhearth]

Is there some reason that only Frigg will do? It's not as if she's the only one there is. Odin. [He just finds this so dreadfully funny.]

[friggmagnet]

No, she is. If I don't find her, my whole family dies.

Yeah, I know man. It's some serious pressure.

[infernoandhearth]

Honestly? How did you manage that? Is Frigg cross with you or something?

[friggmagnet]

It had nothing to do with me! It's like, destiny or some shit like that.

The last Odin died before me never found his Frigg and an earthquake took out his whole village.

[burdenof]

( Major PB to character confusion. ) Forgive the interruption, but - is there any way I could perhaps help?

yes I live for character confusion

[friggmagnet]

No unless you know a way out of this place.

i didn't know she was hel until after i picked her XD

[burdenof]

Where in particular? Out of your writer's headspace?

I'm afraid that once a plaything, there is often no escape.

it makes it extra fun

[friggmagnet]

Yeah, that. I've got a lot of stuff to get to back home.

Do I... know you? You seem kinda familiar.

[element_wizard]

Every time I see the word Frigg I think of a refrigerator.

[friggmagnet]

It's an easy mistake to make.

frickafrackafrack

[element_wizard]

They sound similar. Though people will likely wonder why you're having so much trouble finding a fridge.

[friggmagnet]

Believe me, mate. If my destiny in life was to find a fridge I would not be having the problems I do.

If I wasn't in a strange city with no access to icons I would be making an olaf account right now

[lacksconviction]

You are not Odin.

[Srs now. Don't claim to be Odin when you are clearly not.]

DO IT DO IT! Olaaaaaf

[friggmagnet]

Er, yeah I am, mate.

[asofwar]

Being Odin?

[friggmagnet]

Yeah. That's me.

[asofwar]

No, it is not.