Homelessness is sad

[itlookslikeyoure]

Mun, it looks like you're trying to find me a home.

Would you like help?

o Harassing other players for ideas.
o Just drink yourself into oblivion and stare at games.

_ Don't show me this tip again.

Comments

Have a muse from 1948 who is woefully unaware of Microsoft Word.

[guilty_pianist]

[....is that a giant floating paper clip?

What.]

[itlookslikeyoure]

You look confused.

Would you like help?

o Get told of the terrible secrets of the internet?
o Just stumble into 4chan on your own with no warning

_ Don't show this tip again

[guilty_pianist]

W-What are you?!

[It talks!...kinda.]

[i_said_hey_whats_goin_on]

Hey!

What's goin' on!

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you're crying all the time.

Would you like help?

o Get help praying.
o Just say heeeeey-eyyyy-eyyyy-yaya heeeeey-eyyyy-eyyyy-yaya without help.

[i_said_hey_whats_goin_on]

And I say...

heeeeeeeeeeeeeey-eeeey-eeeey-ey-ey, heeeeeeeeey-eeeeeey-eeeeeeey!

[amiannoyingyou]

Hey! I'm the advice-giver around here!

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you're jealous of a superior office assistant.

Would you like help?

o Maybe ask your mom?
o Just go cry about it without help.

[ininclntntwrds]

[Petitus looks at Clippit's mun.]

I hope you're proud of yourself.

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like your life is an empty, desolate void, and you desperately need a little happiness.

Would you like help?

o Find what happiness you can from within yourself.
o Install Windows Vista

[doyouneedsomehelp]

[Hi Clippit have...another clippit, tapping on your computer screen in a very annoying manner]

[itlookslikeyoure]

It appears that you've been slightly deformed?

Would you like help?

o Get someone in the office to bend you back
o Remain that way as a reminder of just how dangerous life as a Microsoft Office Assistant can be

[teenagebadboy]

[Stares]

This place is bloody crazy...

[itlookslikeyoure]

Hi! I am Clippy, your office assistant. Would you like some assistance today?

[just_tested]

I thought I deleted you eons ago...

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you are running on an out of date Operating System.

Would you like help upgrading to Windows?

[fierybeatdown]

What the...!?

[And Axel just thought he'd seen it all by now.]

[itlookslikeyoure]

Hi! I'm Clippy, your office assistant. Would you like assistance today?

[isshurui]

[...]

Poke Ball, go! [YOU LOOK LIKE A POKEMON OK.]

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you are trying to engage in an illegal activity such as cockfighting.

Would you like assistance?
o Get a list of veterinary professionals willing to look the other way
o Pull up a map with the quickest route to Tijuana
o Or deal with the law on your own

[thatsaniceeverything]

Well hello there.

[itlookslikeyoure]

Hi! I'm Clippy, your office assistant. Would you like assistance today?

I say try Ink_City... I'd bet money you could app him there.

[tree_puncher]

[Steve? just stares at you... Your the weirdest thing so far the Minecraftian has ever seen here.]

[itlookslikeyoure]

Hi! I'm Clippy, your office assistant. Would you like assistance today?

[thatsaniceeverything]

[Well well well. Look who it is.]