rp...ception?

[spats]

I'm not going all the way to a mall infested with monsters to look for Fire Nation underwear. That's the stupidest idea you've ever had, deal with it. Asami's "airbender" outfit works just fine on its own, we've got an imagination and I'm not exactly focusing on clothes when we're — when — hey, shut up. Some of those wild animals are made out of acid! Not to mention Amon and Ozai are floating around, looking for a good time. Yeah, great, let's just waltz around to find ridiculously unimportant things.

No, I'm not finding extra pillows to build the landscape out of! I'll invade your head with a migraine.

... Things are fine with Korra, stop nagging. She can be friends with whichever idiots she wants. I don't care.

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oh fuck you internet connection I hit post!

[challinging]

You know, if you want to add some authenticity, you should ask what it's like to be with a real airbender.

[This is a joke, this is completely and 100% a joke and Mako's not going to get it is he?]

[spats]

... No, thanks.

[ LIN, STOP TROLLIN. Wait. ]

[challinging]

[Trolling is what Beifongs do]

What, you sure? Guess you'll just have to brave the monsters instead.

[spats]

I'm not risking getting my legs ripped off by who-knows-what to find new clothes. [ Pauses. ] Not until my own are falling apart, anyway.

[challinging]

So you do have something resembling common sense after all. Shocking.

[korralate]

[...Ignoring that whole underwear bit.]

The fact that you never asked where I was going before the Wastes makes me wonder if something really is wrong or if you finally stopped being an overbearing mother possum-chicken.

[spats]

[ GOOD. It's Issues City in here enough already. ]

Why do you suddenly need my approval to do anything? Go gallivanting off with whoever you want, even if they are jerks.

[korralate]

I don't, I was just curious about the sudden change. And for the record, Akito is not a jerk. Agito is. And you're both on a similar level of jerkdom, so you better look at yourself before you start claiming that you're not.

[spats]

You're comparing me to a psycho kid who insults anyone they feel like for no reason? Thanks a lot, Korra. It's nice to know that's how you feel about me.

[korralate]

I said similar level, not the exact same! And he's not psycho! He's just got some issues he's got to work out, not that it's any of your business.

[spiritblocked]

Che, yeah. Sounds like you don't care a whole lot.

[spats]

You'll do whatever you want, apparently. Whether I care or not.

[spiritblocked]

And this is news? I'm sure any "me" can take care of herself.

[We're strong. We can do it.]

[spats]

I know you can.

[ Hmph. Not the point. ]

[spiritblocked]

And it's not like you'd be jealous.

[fatherlord]

"Floating around, looking for a good time"?

[Mako, you're making it sound like he's running around trying to pick up prostitutes.]

[spats]

[ ROFL HE DOESN'T KNOW ... what do Fire Lords even do in their spare time? ]

Broadly speaking.

[chittybang]

Sounds like an exciting date, fending off monsters while shopping for underwear.

[spats]

Sounds like a stupid date that's never happening.

[chittybang]

Wow. Someone's grumpy.

[spats]

I — yeah. Sorry.

[and_substance]

So you'd rather walk around in stinky underoos?

[spats]

We have clean underwear, thanks.

[and_substance]

Ah, okay. Just making sure. My mun's planning on sending me to Adstring in the future. At least I write down 'clean underwear' on my list of positive things to expect.

[spats]

You can get more of it, just have fun finding the right store in the abandoned mall while being stalked like prey.