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dear_mun2012-08-23 08:44 pm
neovampire) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-23 08:44 pm
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Yeah, you knew you couldn't hold out forever. There I was, languishing, while you ran around with your other boy and girl toys, but you couldn't stay away from the sweet, sweet Hannibal sugar. It's okay, you're only human.
Besides, what would Abby do without me? Get a wink of restful sleep? Meet real people and not hyperactive emotionally stunted kindergartners in adult (and very sexy) bodies? Kill all the vampires herself and ruin our perfect slaying ratio? That just wouldn't fly, Gepetto.
But, question!
They fucking come back? There are not words in any language to describe how much I'm not okay with this! Come on, you know there has to be a way around it. We attach them to those packing peanuts and throw them out a window at noon. Chop them into minuscule pieces before we dust them. At least try the old margarita and garlic salt trick.
Just address that one itty bitty problem and we're golden, Ponygirl. Give Abby a kiss for me.
Besides, what would Abby do without me? Get a wink of restful sleep? Meet real people and not hyperactive emotionally stunted kindergartners in adult (and very sexy) bodies? Kill all the vampires herself and ruin our perfect slaying ratio? That just wouldn't fly, Gepetto.
But, question!
They fucking come back? There are not words in any language to describe how much I'm not okay with this! Come on, you know there has to be a way around it. We attach them to those packing peanuts and throw them out a window at noon. Chop them into minuscule pieces before we dust them. At least try the old margarita and garlic salt trick.
Just address that one itty bitty problem and we're golden, Ponygirl. Give Abby a kiss for me.