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[fifth_kazekage]

Happy Birthday, Temari.

......

[Is he supposed to do anything else? He won't sing, so don't even ask.]

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Oh this post xD

[innocentsmile]

[Aw he remembered, how sweet.]

Thanks Gaara! So, did you get me anything? [grins]

*hides forever* /o\

[fifth_kazekage]

[Of course he did!]

You are welcome. [Pause. Uh oh. Momentary mental flail.] …No. What would you like?

I'm so sorry, I thought there'd be a message in my inbox but nooooo

[innocentsmile]

[It's her birthday, so she can torture him as much as she wants, right?]

Hmm. A kiss?

:< No love, Shen.

[fifth_kazekage]

[She sure can!]

From… Shikamaru? [Here, he grimaces a little. Not-so-good memories from the facility.

Don’t be surprised if he tortures her back – even unwittingly.]

SORRY <3<3<3 I'm tracking it now OTL

[innocentsmile]

[It's not like she's ever needed an excuse before >:]

[Cue confused look- has he gone crazy?] What? He's probably in the middle of a forest drinking whiskey because he can't be bothered with anything else. I haven't seen him for a year or something..

A kiss from you, idiot. And you can help me finish this tequila too!

:3 *stalks*

[fifth_kazekage]

[He's more used to seeing Temari drive Kankuro crazy...]

...... [What. How unproductive is that?] Isn't he... also a student in your civilian school?

[Oh. Uh. Hey, look at his confused face.] From me? [Blink.] Why? [Serious question. You have to understand, his siblings weren't very affectionate with him. Definitely not in the physical sense.]

I'm not accustomed to drinking alcohol.

I had to go to uni for a bit haha sorry ==" I'm so bad at this

[innocentsmile]

I think so? Why do you even care?

[She adopts a lofty tone, as if quoting a dictionary or an insufferable prick.] A kiss on the cheek is a sign of affection and love. [Temari can't keep it up for long though, breaking into a wide grin.] And it'll make you uncomfortable.

Well, here's your chance to get accustomed to it! [She holds the bottle out to him.]