regarding a recent happening -

[whatpenguin]

Please, Mundane-san, please just let me smack him! I don't want to wait until he's already dead - that man needs to know how many boundaries he's stepped over, how many lines he crossed!

Why do I have to wait for that insane clown and the jadeblood to take him out first?
Don't I get first hit since I'm her matesprit or whatever!?

What do you mean "dibs don't count here"? I can totally call dibs on breaking someone's face!

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[twokarmicdeaths]

Hmph. His sort is sickening.

[whatpenguin]

Tch, I'm glad you agree.

[SIGH... And Genda's arms are crossed in annoyance, now.]

He deserves what's coming to him, considering it's not permanent.

[twokarmicdeaths]

Even if it was, I'd still say he deserves it. "Monster" is not a word to be thrown around lightly like that.

[Oops, looks like that's a sensitive topic.]

[whatpenguin]

Especially not to someone like Feferi.

[... Hrrgh, he's trying to stay calm, but he's so mad -]

... I'm not sure where he got off, thinking it's okay to say things like that.

[twokarmicdeaths]

I'd like to know who was in charge of his upbringing. Alongside him being punished for his own conduct, the ones who raised him ought to be--ahh, I'm getting ahead of myself there.

[whatpenguin]

[Yeah, he can't help scoffing at that.]

Not to sound depressing, but I wouldn't be surprised if raising him sent them to an early grave.

[twokarmicdeaths]

... [Okay, that earns a chuckle. He doesn't mind you, kid.]

That doesn't sound surprising at all. I feel sorry for whoever was burdened with the likes of him.

[whatpenguin]

Well - I guess you'll be feeling sorry for the whole tower, then.
The universe decided we need to be his collective babysitter or something.

[SIGH........]

[twokarmicdeaths]

Joyous. [All dat sarcasm.]

... Your that boy's friend, then? The one my mun is dead-set on me befriending?

[whatpenguin]

Who - Sakuma, right?

Yes. He's my closest friend, in fact.

[Gone through hell and back for him!]

[twokarmicdeaths]

[A nod.] A pleasure to make your acquaintance, then.

[whatpenguin]

Mm, it's nice to meet you, too. You can call me Genda.

You're... Divine-san, right?

[Or something like that?]

[chronomancer]

you cant call dibs on breakin a face
wwhen the guy wwont havve a face
by the time im done wwith him

[whatpenguin]

I'm counting on you to give'im what he deserves then, Eridan.

[chronomancer]

i wwill, dont wworry

[kingofkeepers]

Wait, what? What happened?! Which guy needs a facebreaking?!

[whatpenguin]

This jerk does!
The things he said to Feferi - you understand my anger, right!?

[kingofkeepers]

Tch-- of course! I'd say he needs more than his face broken, but... it looks like other people are already thinking along those lines.

[And she's not technically this one's girlfriend but he feels the need to ask--] How's she doing? Is she okay?

[whatpenguin]

Thanks to half the tower comforting her, yeah. She's okay, now.

I feel like I should make a public thank you for all the help she's gotten, or something.

[... He might actually do it, hmmm.]

[kingofkeepers]

That's good...

And, hey! It sounds like a good idea to me! Not to be, ah, narcissistic or anything.

[He chuckles, patting his twin on the shoulder]

In all seriousness though, I say go for it.

[whatpenguin]

Haha, I don't think it's narcissistic between us.

[Or something. "Us" works, right??]

I think I will. I'm just glad she's okay, though, especially after what that guy said.

[kingofkeepers]

Heh! Right, then!

She seems like a pretty spunky girl. It must be nice~

[whatpenguin]

Spunky isn't even the half of it! [huhuhu]

Don't worry - I'm sure you'll find someone like her wherever you are.
You're me, after all!

[kingofkeepers]

I need to hear more about her! Snooping through threads feels kinda creepy, y'know-- [he'll leave that to Kageno over there--]

Aha-- Well! It's not like I'm looking...!

[whatpenguin]

[Oh, now he's laughing -]

Why? Are you sure you're not looking? It sounds like you want a girl like Feferi or something!

[Nudge nudge, hehehe.]

[kingofkeepers]

I just said it'd be nice, c'mon! [slightly embarrassed laughter goes here! ;U;] Not everyday you meet a girl like that, right? I'm just curious!!

[Besiiiides, last time he crushed on a lady she turned out to be a wolf... (´；ω；`)]

[whatpenguin]

Alright, alright!

She's real sweet, you know. Takes great care of her friends, and does everything she can to keep them all in good moods. She's also very excitable, too! It's awfully cute. [hehehehe]

There's also this thing she does, when she's a little nervous - she makes these little fish sounds, it's adorable.

[yeah, so, your twin's dating a fish. just thought you'd like to know, koujibro.]

;U; new job is killing meeeee but LATE REPLIES ANYWAY

[kingofkeepers]

She sure sounds like i-- wait, fish make sounds? Like... bloop bloop or something??

[Fish princess and wolf goddess. We have excellent taste in non-human ladies, clearly]

awwwww ;u; get some rest koujibro!!!

[whatpenguin]

No, no - it's more like a glubby kind of sound. I think it's because of her gills, but I don't know.
It's still cute, either way!

[SHRUG. Gills shmills she's still a cutie patootie.]

and then I really did draw them blooping and glubbing :,D

[kingofkeepers]

Hah, really? I wonder if it's polite to ask... but hey, if it works for you guys, then it's all good, right?!

[Briefly wondering if he makes the noises back at her. He knows he does it with cats out of habit, but... girlfriends? Is that a thing people do?

Ponder ponder.]

ahhh *A* I want to see!!

[whatpenguin]

Right!

... Hey - if you ever get together with someone, you've got to tell me, okay? Since you questioned me so much and all!

[No, no mutual glubbing - but they did sing Disney songs together --]

when I get home from wooork 8D;;; /being baaaad...

[kingofkeepers]

...Huh? Oh-- Oh. Of course! You'll probably be the first to know.

...You know, besides them. Heh!

[ ... C-CAN YOU... FEEL... THE LOOOOOVE TONIGHT ...!!!? ]

-- lmdgfklj do your work koujibro!! o9!!!

[whatpenguin]

[Wow, twin, it almost sounded like you forgot the what the conversation was --]

Haha, great! Question is, though, is it going to happen?

[H-he's teasing! Of course!
more like HAKUNA MATATA bro, hehehe]

I diiiid I'm waiting for my boss to handwrite more emails for me to send rofl

[kingofkeepers]

[He got distracted by fish noises, okay--]

What do you mean, 'is it going to happen'? We both know I'm a stud. It's inevitable.

[He can take it. B)~~~
It's still the best movie ever so it's all good!!]

fff fiiine xD Also Genda please, NOW you're being narcissistic

[whatpenguin]

Well, of course - what was I thinking?

So when it happens then, you better keep in touch!

[Good, good. B) and TOTALLY even though they both knew different lyrics so he kind of had to hum parts he didn't know]

Heee~ KOG priiide! though he's mostly joking. |D

[kingofkeepers]

You know it!

It'd probably be more likely to happen if mun put me back in the game first, but that's easy enough. [slight shrug]