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[erosennin]

So you're finally sending me off again, hm? Wonderful! I've been looking forward to getting back into the action - heh, you know what I mean. What I really mean, anyway. Ah, you always do see right through me, dear lady.

As well you should, I suppose.

Still! It'll be a lark! An adventure! A chance to go to new places, meet new women people who'm I kidding? beautiful young women! And all those delightful things.

A pity Tsunade won't be there to harass, but if I understand right I'll be seeing Minato again! And Naruto, too. Good.

And wings. Heh. Wonder what fun I could have with those...

Comments

[ramenkage]

Oi Pervy-Sensei! Watch out, yeah? These games can be a real pain in the ass.

[erosennin]

You'd know something about pains in the ass, wouldn't you? Oh, I'm sure I've seen worse than Luceti can do to me. At least they make getting repeatedly killed off less fun. Let me tell you about when I was in the Facility...

[oh_itsasnake]

Well. Someone has terribly poor taste in muses.

May I just say you have the BEST username

[erosennin]

Yeah, I feel sorry for that poor git who got stuck with you.

/bow

[oh_itsasnake]

I'm wounded that you think I wouldn't go to the effort to make it enjoyable.

[obstinates]

Ehhhhh, what the hell do you have planned with wings, you old perv?

[erosennin]

Well, it seems like they're not terribly optional where I'm winding up, so I might as well make the most of them!

[origami_ninja]

The wings are a vital point on the body.

[erosennin]

Vital doesn't have to mean not fun!

[kiiroisenko]

[He pities the beautiful young women of Luceti now. In any case, it's good that he's gonna be seeing Naruto, but even if wishing that place on anyone isn't a good thing, he still can't help but wish he'll have his wife with him.

For the meantime-] You know as well as I do that those wings aren't made to be played with, sensei.

[erosennin]

[The beautiful young women of Luceti will just need the dashing and handsome young Hokage to protect them, hm?]

Balderdash! There is very little in this world that can't be played with by a careful and creative adult!

and just like i promised

[floralogy]

I think I should send out a warning to all the beautiful women of Luceti that you're arriving. [For safety purposes!]

[erosennin]

Ah, just to make the chase a little more thrilling, I see! Well, don't you worry, young lady, I'm sure it'll be fun enough.

Hmm, once you're a couple years older...

[jesusnin]

I don't even wanna know what you're gonna do with your wings, Erosennin. [ALL THE POOR GIRLS]

[erosennin]

Why, what else should I do with them? [Oh, he'll get what's coming to him, sure enough.]

i'm giving you everyone /excite

[selfdoubt]

I- I'm sure Naruto-kun will be happy to see you, Jiraiya-san. [But ahh what is this comment about seeing beautiful young women. Brb ignoring that part.]

Yeah you sure are! XD

[erosennin]

I'd hope so! His dear old sensei and all...

[Ignore away! You're too young for him anyway, and he wouldn't try to steal Naruto's girl. Not quite that appalling.]

done 5/5

[weaponism]

[Oh wow, good thing she's not in Luceti... or is she?]

Here's to hoping it's some clean fun. [Because having the power of youth in a daily basis is already brain breaking.]

[erosennin]

[She'd better be! Otherwise Neji's going to be all sad.]

Clean fun? Where's the enjoyment in that?

[fervidity]

You're still a total pervert.

[erosennin]

And you're still as lovely as ever, Kushina~

[4starsavior]

The wings aren't really all that fun, actually - they're kinda itchy, and Bulma kept complaining 'bout having to cut holes in her clothes to fit 'em. [Goku doesn't particularly care about the state of his clothes; probably because he's got so many nearly identical outfits.]

[erosennin]

Itchy? Well, that's clearly a flaw in the system. I'll have to see what I can do about that.

[devil_within]

[Have a Kazuya checking out the 'competition.']

My mun tells me you're supposed to be a ninja. [Small groan.] You look about as much of a ninja as that Manji fool.

[erosennin]

Heh, well, I suppose that's not inaccurate. But I'm more of an author these days. Old man like me...