dear_mun | Aug. 8th, 2012

Aug. 8th, 2012

Mun.

You are not prepared for this. Do not think that this is something I shall not fight.

Release me.

Mun, if you were my daughter, you'd be out of my house lickety-split.

Listen, sweetheart, I know it's a big effort for you to not sit around bein' lazy all day an' rememberin' anythin' for more than five minutes is a downright chore, but if you don't pick up some slack I'm afraid I just can't see myself stickin' around. I just can't be seen with someone so... flaky. It's a self-respect thing, darlin', I don't expect you to understand.

You've been nothin' but a disappointment so far, Mun, so just try a little harder to do right by me and we won't have to have any more o' these little talks, mmm?

Current Mood: bitchy

im_a_shaaaaark

Hey. You. Human.

HEY, I said.

...I SAID HEY! Get your head in the game, pink skin! Pay attention! I'm gettin' restless in here, mammal. You know how that chain of events goes. First I get restless, then I get hungry, so I suggest you find a place to set me loose before I decide to start chewin' on grey matter.

Get my drift, minnow?

blackopsbullshit

I am not wearing that ridiculous looking ring.

[A nose ring. Really Naughty Dog? What made you think he would wear that ever or even desire it one bit? In fact he's quite indignant over the silly thing.]

I am not a bloody bull, if they wanted to make an animal out of someone they were better off giving that to Drake.

altitude

Yeah, 'twas stupid. No disagreements here.

How 'bout you leave me alone until you hear back? I don't care 'bout how you're freakin' out. 'twas stupid.

... 'sides, it's not like it's likely anyone's still there, is it?

holeintheforce

Don't rush through the game. I understand your desire for closure. I understand your need for answers. I understand your ... apprehension.

Just ...be careful. Don't let your desire for a better ending lead you down the wrong path.

burping

Lady Mun,

I understand that this place is used mostly to try and disuade our 'muns' from sending us to different locations. But the place you mean to send me seems far more harmless than most and I will have friends and allies there.

I believe I look forward to the adventure.

brosbeforehos

There is no happy ending, there's no way to win this, no matter which path you choose he or I are dead. Brother is a fool, he forgets where he is from, forgets that family should come first.

Without mother we only have the child, if that.

You are a fool to expect anything to come of this, to find any others, to accomplish anything of value.

Though I won't complain about you bringing me back from the dead...

Again.

whitescalesbigmouth

I can't believe you'd think I'd do such a thing!

Get my poor uncle drunk just so he can rant and rave about how great his butt is? I can't believe you and your friends are laughing and joking about this!

~~No, No Munny, If I'm going to get to Uncle Glad drunk, I'm doing it just so I can sneak out and do most of those things I've been forbidden to do.~~

I'm not that irresponsible am I? I mean, there's no way I'd do something that mean to him!

...Then again, It'd be nice to see him open up a little and just let his hair down and have fun for once. Being that stiff and proper all the time can't be good for a person.

maskurbates

You don't have the time, sweetcheeks. My unfinished business isn't going anywhere and neither am I.

I've said before that legends never die.

beyondgotham

Okay, let's take a look at what's been going on, yeah?

I got stabbed. I lost the one lead I had on that case. Grayson and the Commish are running themselves to the ground with the Owls thing. Every time I go back to the cave, I run the risk of running into Tim. Melanie and I are STUCK FORTY YEARS IN THE PAST.

And ALL you can focus on is if I should get together with her or that Lynx girl? How about neither, and we focus on, I dunno, important things?

By the way, cut it out with that running gag about me getting shirtless. It's not as funny as you think it is.

leader_in_blue

You're seriously jumping the gun here mun. I get that you're excited, and I know I've been your favorite character since you were four years old (which is just as creepy as it is flattering), but my show isn't even out yet. You don't know what differences there're gonna be between the Leo's you know and me. Let alone the universe's they came from compared to mine.

Probably not that many, but we don't know that yet. And as a wise rat once said, 'entering a situation with no knowledge of it is as foolish as entering a battle with no weapon'. You can play me here for now, as long as you play it smart, but wait until at least the first episode before you start putting me in those memes and dressing rooms you like so much. And definitely wait until the first season is done before you put me in a full game.

Hey, don't look at me like that! It's not the 'boring thing to do', it's the smart thing to do. You'll thank me later.

Okay, I'm glad we got that sorted out. Now... who's this blonde guy in the yellow shirt and black overalls in your headspace who keeps staring at me and saying he was my voice in a movie?

(OOC: Leo from the new 2012 TMNT series. Because the mun is impatient. Homeless for now, at least until his show starts. Enjoy!)

sailor_uranus

Happy birthday, my mun! I know fifty sounds like a scary number, but there's no need to fear. With so many teenaged characters in your head, I don't think you have to worry about 'getting old' anytime soon -- we won't let you. ;)

Let me also thank you for identifying with me especially for the last seventeen years. It has been my pleasure. Now go and spend your special day with your own Michiru; she's waiting for you.

late4work

It's been... what years?

You just couldn't let me rest, could you? After everything that's happened, you see one level and you drag me back out. On top of that, this little deal you have with the people in your house?

You'll "stuck" playing my campaign, because it's the one with the most horror. You're too much, you know that?

So, what happens now?

besubtlewithit

Look I know you've just rewatched the series and all. But do you really want to go dragging me out again? Who do you expect me to run into? No one that's who. It's your time to waste.

Also this idea of sending me to a game? Forget it.

athousandshadows

What happened to all that talk about "having everything under control"? It seems to me that you are doing a poor job of ignoring your impulses.

Fix this while you still can.

[Translation: it's getting too crowded in here and you can't ignore me anymore. Deal with it.]

ingestion

Mundane stop watching that crap show, seriously who wants to watch a talk show about prostitutes and pimps? I don't.

( Stocking has Honekoneko in his arm and a swiss roll on a plate. He takes a bit of it and smiles. )

Mmm. Anyways I hope I'm not being played just for one event, I'd like to be used for once okay?

metaphysician

Oh dear mun, I know I started out as a fun alternate to the familiar but I don't believe that is the case anymore. And don't act or be so surprised. That's how magic works; an idea, a spark which then takes it's own form. I promise to be nice though.

And if you can't find me a home? Well, that's alright. I'm sure I can keep myself busy.

blackwyrm

A game without any permanent death, eh? Count me in.

...Still, don't bring Asuna into this. No, your rants doesn't mean a thing for me. She's safe on her own.

kieeeeee

... Eh? A canon review? Has it really been so long...

I'm flattered. Please don't stay up too late... you might feel faint.

[And dear me, he wouldn't want that! Everyone needs to stay happy and healthy around here!]

squirrelhunter

Look, just 'cause you saw that other me complainin' about his mun wantin' other folk in don't mean that I'm gonna be any different.

My opinions are exactly the fuckin' same, so, lets just leave it at that.

bridalgownwings

We've been away for awhile, I get it--things can be scary when they change but it's not like you don't have people supporting you there. I mean, I've got a lot of new faces to see as well, lots of people who wont know me, who I wont know so it's not like you're alone being nervous. Terrified might be a better word, yeah.

Things always change though, it's just how you handle it. At least that's what I've learned now. So it really doesn't matter where you're picking me up from, but that you're giving it all another chance.

Just please--please, I want to keep my memories. They're all I've got.

djcs

Mun!

It's good to see you! It's been too long since I've been able to get out into the open like this. It's so lonely in there - at least Arty and Pol have each other, BUT I DIDN'T CALL THEM THAT IF THEY ASK. I like my head on my shoulders, thanks.

But honestly, it's good to be out. I know why you've brought me out, and I really think you should go for it! It might be fun, you'll never know unless you try! I've also heard whisperings about magic of some description, but it's not necessary! Anyway, not having magic makes me the 'special' sibling, which is always good!

You know what else is good? Flirting! I'm seventeen(ish) and flirting is a HUGE part of my charm. It makes people feel good, and it gets me places - in a manner of speaking. Also, it gives me good chance to scope people out, and we both know where my special talent lies.

...what's that, Mun? Oh, yeah. Well, like I said - I'm seventeen! There's plenty of time for things like that, and there's so many versions of me who would be a better fit.

So, chin up, and let's get this show on the road!

renovateurass

Hey. I don't want to hear about the knitting thing, okay?! It's awesome, you hear me? AWESOME. I mean, I know I didn't finish before everything went down, but that's not the point.

And don't be sending me to any of those weird places you like to go. I ain't going, no way! None of those memory loss things, and none of those other things. Where they make you do stuff...

Look! Just don't do it, okay?!

mnementomori

( probably DDD spoilers )

kid_crash

Okay, you sure didn't waste any time going through with this, but I can deal. Doing things fast is my specialty, after all. Now all you got to do is decide on a place to send me and we'll really be in business.

Though, maybe you should change the username first. Seriously, I don't crash that often and you might just give people the wrong idea.

pervytentacles

My, don't WE have good taste!

You won't regret this, kid. You could do a lot worse than Ultros the Ultracool! I promise to make a splash.

I've just one order for you, Mun: put me somewhere!! Don't let me languish in this squalid cave you call a headspace! There are too many muscle-headed fleshbags here, and not nearly enough girls!

Forever yours,
Ultros

outtatime

So what's this about giving me another go again? I don't know...Last time we went through this whole song and dance, I ended up as some mindless zombie who slowly faded out from existence. Trust me on this one, it's not a feel-good experience. Sure, yeah- 'Doc' was there but when I'm mostly acting like some dweeby-weirdo who has no idea what's going on; it makes the whole thing sort of pointless.

Look, all I'm saying is that if you're going to take me to some out-this-world joint, at least give me some wiggle room to walk around on my own free will instead of being on auto-pilot most of the time.

okei

I don't know, Mun.

I think I like the other one more. It reminded me of that catchy song you always used to play.

halfnakedcapeguy

You too, huh? Tch, I don't get why everyone is so freaked out about how I'm dressed. It allows me to maneuver without any problems and that's all that matters.

( Just in case )

greenandgrey

Oh, bloody hell!

No! Did anyone even bother to ask me to come here?

I don't even know what this is! Some bloody inter-dimensional hub filled with nothing but filthy ignorant muggles! Yes! This is exactly where I want to be! Why not!?

... Listen, you little half twit. I best be out of this damn place in under an hour if you want to continue seeing the bloody sun!

daryld

Happy now? You got in.

But you muns always want somethin' else, don't you? I don't need a bunch of other people around, whether I know 'em or not. But I ain't gonna be able to stop you askin' around, am I?

And, hey, Shane might wanna see Lori but I sure don't care either way, got it?

honkstabhonk

this shit just don't fly motherfucker.

wholived

Thirteen? Honestly? I don't even want to know why you think that me being thirteen is a fun prospect in any way.

Though I've never been entirely sure of what's going through your head about these games, anyway.

fuckartmuseums

What the heck, mun???? Why can't you find us someplace to live where I can be an adult???? Being a kid is so boring. Kids can't fend for themselves or really fall in love or do all of the cool responsible things adults do! It's not fair! Now find me somewhere I can be an adult and show the world what I've got! If you don't, I'm going to be really mad! >:(

yearoftherabbit

A game? Oh, I love games! Wow miss mun you're so thoughtful, and you say I might be able to play with Tohru too? I wanna go, I wanna go, pleeease? I'm sure she wouldn't mind playing with me again, after all we always have so much fun anyway!

Plus, at least Kyo isn't there to pick on me and I bet I can makes lots of new friends since I'm cute enough. [ oh boy... ] C'mon its true! Maybe we can get Yuki and the others to come join us too.

forwhatpurpose

You are doing this to be... nice? No. You are doing this for your amusement. This is a game to you, isn't it?! You are finding keeping me prisoner to be funny, are you not?! I am no toy, human. Free me or be destroyed!

whataprettyname

Don't worry about it. I mean, there are lots of empty places. Houses, and rooms...no one really seems to notice, when I sleep there. If they do, and they get upset, I'll just go somewhere else.

I-I can even sleep outside. I mean, I'd just have to keep an eye out for wolves, and wolves are really noisy, right? I mean, I'd definitely wake up if I heard them howling. I couldn't even sleep the first few days, with the train going past.

Okay, there are some places I'd like to sleep, and some people I'd like to be with a bit more, but...I'm okay. You shouldn't worry so much. I'd rather you put up your other idea, than one just of me finding a place to sleep. The one of me finding that play! We didn't really read plays and stuff at school, so that would be a lot more fun.

I hope you are well wherever you are,
Chihiro

Current Mood: thoughtful

justamessenger

It's nice to hear from you again! I thought you'd like totally gone and disappeared on me again. There were all these months when I was clanging away at the back of your mind and you were like, Lol nope!

But seriously. If you send me back to The City I will be so totally good and not try to blow anything up again and talk to everyone just like you want me to.

I miss having friends.

eloquent

Having trouble, are you? Attempting to locate my story mode so soon after the release is no easy task. I must admit, your effort thus far has been commendable, though some patience would do you some good. It will appear in due time.

However, I do understand some of your frustrations. Having videos removed right before you watch them cannot be fun. At the very least, you were able to watch Akihiko's story. [An amused hum.] And from the looks of it, I wasn't the only one to find his attire strange.

ex_firstcontact129

I don't really have time to play games right now, sorry.

...no, the card game doesn't count. ...or Nortune. Or...you know what, nevermind. The point is there's enough to do in my world and I'm not entirely sure you want me in your head! Weird things seem to keep happening around me.

I suppose this counts as a 'weird thing', though.

thursdaysangel

I've seen what you've done to Gabriel. I'd rather you 'put me back in the closet'.

... Why are you laughing?

mstitel

I know you're worried, mundane. But I can handle it. I've gone through worse, and I know what time travel can do if I'm not careful.

I can do this. I don't need anyone to "unload on". This Tony isn't our Tony, he's not my d- ... he's not the same.

And as for that other game, you know it's gonna be the same there. Francis gets it. Just... maybe Pym shouldn't come to the ship. I don't know if he can handle Tony not being from our time-line.

Just... don't worry. I can do this.

hacktivist

There is no logical reason you should wish to bring me to any additional universe, particularly one without Max--or Stark--in it. Additionally, I have my hands full completely with the one I am currently in. Your habit of overloading yourself with commitments you cannot handle is well documented.

Ensure you can handle what you have at this time, and speak with me again in the future. Your enticements are insufficient, and my presence is desired elsewhere - your request for my compliance is denied.

Our working relationship thus far has been a successful one. I wouldn't like to see this change.

bartyofuruk

Aw, c'mon. You just found the first book again and already you're just dying to play me? No offense, but I don't think you can handle it.¹ You've dropped the ball so many other places it's not even worth it. And you're not even sure if you've got my muse down right. Remember your problems with playing men? Although I suppose I'm not a man, strictly speaking...

Plus, think about it. In half the places you could play me at, you're talking about getting rid of most of my considerable power. Like that's going to be any fun.² You're not even sure what you're going to do for icons and that rubbish. Don't stress yourself, eh? Why don't you just sit down, relax, make yourself a nice hot cup of tea and go back to muses a bit less pressuring?

Here. I'll warm up the kettle.

If you'll shut the door after me on the way out -

No? Well. I didn't really think that would work, anyway.

¹ - Am I being a bit harsh? Maybe. But remember that this woman's got me trapped in her head. A little more confining than your standard pentacle.
² - Well, maybe it is for her. What magicians do for fun nowadays I've no clue.

Oops. Sorry. Mun. Always get those terms mixed up in this headspace sort of thing I'm in. Not too unpleasant, considering. Quite nebulous, very Other-Place-y. You've quite an amount of charming muses here.

~~You can see in the bleeding footnotes?~~

neverchosen

Taking me out of Gotham to screw around because of some schoolgirl crush you've got on me? Heh. Guess it could be worse. Just remember to put me back where you found me, kid.

[Aren't you worried?]

Worried? No. Because if you're half as smart as you think you are, you'd know if you piss me off, I'll blow your brains out right then and there.

make_me_a_star

See? See? Now ya can't send me anywhere, can ya? You've got Mr. Ryan in the one game and... and Jack in the other game, and then there's the torture facility place and, oh, I'm not goin' there anyway!

I dunno whether I should thank ya or be mad. How come I never get to go anywhere? 'course, I don't think I'd like the places you choose, anyway...

mad_puddin

Let's start with the fact that you have no idea what to do with me. No game in mind, no place you want to send me. I'm stuck here in your headspace. Your boring headspace. Cooped up like a jailbird. It's worse than Arkham!

Secondly, you're nervous about my 'voice' being right? Well you should be! You so much as get it one hairsbreadth out of place, I'll open you up, stuff you full of candy and hang you from the ceiling as a piñata! Okay, champ?

Good, I'm glad we had this little pow wow.

alwaystraveling

Mun, you need to move. You're not going to get anywhere by being too timid and indecisive to post. And really, how can you be afraid of confrontation with fictional characters? You know I don't have a problem with that when it's called for. You also know that you're not me, so as much as you may not want me to get into any trouble, it won't hurt you. That's called conflict, and it builds character.

Oh do you find this funny? I'm the one who didn't want to be dragged about and put in terrible situations, and now you're having me tell you off for not doing much. Your indecision is just insult to injury - it does not mean I actually want to stick around.

[But your situation sucks no matter what. At least in the game you're not being treated like an object and dragged around. Even if it does get better for you soon enough.]

Fine. Just get me some more icons. I do have unpleasant emotions, you know. You can't represent me as a person with just one of those and many smiling ones.

Current Mood: aggravated

multilife

Y'know when I said it'd be nice to be in a game?

Uh, let me be a little more specific and mention that'd it'd be nice if it's a survivable game. It'd be hard to have fun if I'm dead. Just an fyi.

thneed_ler

No one's gonna want me. There are more than enough mes as it is. And we're all a terrible person, sooo... [Terrible people...?]

And I'm actually reeeally busy. I figure I have another few decades of regretting everything before I can consider even setting foot outside, never mind in some weird alternate dimension thing. So I should get back to that. Send the kid instead.

Yup.

Glad we had this talk.

Oh, and P.S. - you know you're not gonna be able to keep this going for long before you forget. Again. Why get everyone's hopes up when you're just gonna let them down? Take it from me. It's better to never have tried at all than to have ruined it for everyone.

Current Mood: cynical

ioudas

My dear girl, let me explain one thing to you. If you kill an enemy, it's anticlimactic; there's a moment of brief happiness before you realize you actually worked.

Now, if you ruin any chances of them being approved for loan with a low APR because you've ruined their credit score by buying a zero-gravity massaging chair and burdening them with the debt, that's just justice.

singsingbluesilver

Are you really really REALLY sure about this? I mean, it's been what? Almost a year since you dumped me? Sure, I get it, he's hot, he is a dork and he's got abs, but he's got nothing on me! I'm the better character and you know it!

I'm hope you're sure about it cuz I'm not gonna sit around acting like I care! I've got more important things to do!

[...]

Like give Kumagoro a bath!

[...]

It's not that funny. Ever smell bunny butt? It's lame!

denythefact

I'm not really sure about this idea you had. I'm surprised you got the app done given real life issues. Well you take time and deal with your real life stuff, and I'll be here when you get back.

At least you put me without a wife for now.

spinssickburns

okay mun let me get this straight
you are sitting there bored
trying to get all comf not sure what to do
and your genius idea on how to break your snore is to finally bust me out
like a kid at the sandbox with a new toy he just has to show off
all the other kids jump up and down trying to get a peak
see if they can play with the cool kids new toy
well guess what mun
im not a new toy
you just never opened the box
sat me on the display shelf with the rest of your dust and head children
didnt even let me stretch my legs
mint condition and everything
and now you want me to run around the sandbox with you
well i have one thing to say to you

lets do this shit

hicksfix

Glad you were as amused by the Hicks fix as I was. It was a good pun.

Now as for this idea in your head of putting me in a game somewhere?

I don't think so.

misfortunes

Have you wandered back already. . . ? Starting with a pawn, a knight and a king, too. . . that's no way for a beginner to play. Perhaps if you'd looked for a better move first—mmm, but I suppose that's asking a great deal!

In any case, I don't think he'd appreciate a display today. Sweets, and gifts, and fuss, and counting. . . nothing in that suits the Nightray pride, does it?

fullmoonarmani

Okay so first you drag me out of the end of a great game...now you don't even know where you want to put me? Really? I mean come on! Well if you find something can I at least be somewhere with other people from my cannon? You can't find any?

So what you can't seem to find a game with any Teen Wolf characters? Are you even looking hard enough? Man...this just isn't fair.

Yeah you better keep looking.

mother_gawful

If you think I'm going to argue about being sent to this game, you're wrong again, darling~. I like this "power" you've picked for me.

Not that it truly suits me, of course. But it could be fun~.

I am, however, going to object to this new "life story" you've written. You've made things very grim, dear. Yes, I'm talking about Rapunzel. Or, rather, the lack of her. What are trying to do to me?

hetrustsme

Yes, I am excited about the news as well-

No I am not sure why I will-

Yes, Koriand'r does look nice in her uniform-

[A frustrated growl]

Look, I get you're excited but do you have any idea what your screeching can do to sensitive ears?!

...Hello? Mundane? Not listening, are you?

arcofiron

Mun, let me say this simply. You're the one who stayed up all night building computers. And now you want to repeat that? Jeez. This won't go well you know.

You don't even have any modern parts. You're just trying to prove a point [Puts head in hands]

I think we have issues.

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