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[beyondgotham]

Okay, let's take a look at what's been going on, yeah?

I got stabbed. I lost the one lead I had on that case. Grayson and the Commish are running themselves to the ground with the Owls thing. Every time I go back to the cave, I run the risk of running into Tim. Melanie and I are STUCK FORTY YEARS IN THE PAST.

And ALL you can focus on is if I should get together with her or that Lynx girl? How about neither, and we focus on, I dunno, important things?

By the way, cut it out with that running gag about me getting shirtless. It's not as funny as you think it is.

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[girlfriend_beyond]

...well, at least you disagree that it's the most important thing to worry about.

[beyondgotham]

...Dana? Please tell me that's really you. I don't care if this is the worst possible way to see you after months, just tell me that it's you.

[girlfriend_beyond]

It's really me.

[sigh] But who am I to judge you cheating. At least you haven't blown anything up during your absense.

[beyondgotham]

I haven't... I haven't seen you in months. I didn't even know if I would again.

I'm not-- no. I can't say that I'm not doing anything wrong, because that would be a lie. I've just been so lonely and, honestly, scared. I keep making stupid mistakes and saying the wrong things. I haven't blown anything up, but honestly? Wouldn't be surprised if something like that did happen.

[girlfriend_beyond]

Guess I've got an advantage over you there. I know that you're home, that I can see you whenever I want. I just have to deal with not having control of myself.

[She could be softer, but...] Set boundaries, then. It's what I did. It can get awkward, but not more than other things. Like when I blew up an alien ship over the city, with someone still in it.

[mad_puddin]

Sheesh kid, you're just a barrel of laughs.

Though I have to agree, there's nothing fun about having to see you shirtless.

[beyondgotham]

When I see something that's actually funny, I am. And frankly, you're just a black hole for humor.

[mad_puddin]

Hey! Don't blame me for your poor sense of humor. That's not nice.

[battothefuture]

Do I want to know?

[beyondgotham]

...Okay, I kinda figured I'd start to crack at some point. Didn't realize it'd be so soon, or that I would literally start talking to myself.

[battothefuture]

Welcome to the multiverse.

Absolutely nothing makes sense here.

[beyondgotham]

No kidding. Dick Grayson punching his frozen grandfather made more sense then this.

[battothefuture]

[THERE IS THIS PAUSE.]

... okay, huh?

[beyondgotham]

It's uh... it's a long story.

[battothefuture]

I'll... take your word for it.

[bodilesswarrior]

Well, at least you've got your priorities straight.

Lynx is trouble. But you probably knew that.