(upon maybe getting castmates at capeandcowl)

[ioudas]

My dear girl, let me explain one thing to you. If you kill an enemy, it's anticlimactic; there's a moment of brief happiness before you realize you actually worked.

Now, if you ruin any chances of them being approved for loan with a low APR because you've ruined their credit score by buying a zero-gravity massaging chair and burdening them with the debt, that's just justice.

Comments

[ticky]

What.

[ioudas]

Maybe an outdoor stereo?

[ticky]

You're getting ahead of yourself, don't you think?

[ioudas]

It's not like I've already purchased these items.

[ioudas]

Oh, wait. I did.