mun's looking at some games...

[multilife]

Y'know when I said it'd be nice to be in a game?

Uh, let me be a little more specific and mention that'd it'd be nice if it's a survivable game. It'd be hard to have fun if I'm dead. Just an fyi.

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[spinssickburns]

shit
i hear you there
some of the places on here seem almost worse than back home

[multilife]

Tell me about it. I just don't get this whole... trend of putting us through terrible situations. All I've seen so far are war and horror games. [She adds sarcastically:] The perfect games for me.

[spinssickburns]

if your mun is anything like mine they must have stars in their eyes looking at all those shitty places
oh i wonder how evil i can be to dave today
lets see if we can make him cry
seriously i swear all she wants for chistmas is a new angst bucket
dont suppose youve seen any places that look halfway appealing

[multilife]

They aren't like that all the time... are they?

[Sighs.] Unfortunately, no. Most of them-- no, all of them seem like a death warrant to me.

[spinssickburns]

if it isnt hardship theyre after then its definitely something to do with boats
ships or whatever

fan fucking tastic
oh well thats kinda what i figured
just a new place with new and creative ways to kill you
like a wheel of fortune
whats it gonna land on this time
knives zombies rabid dogs
or maybe
death by teacup

[multilife]

Now that's a weird goal for a mun. Personally, I'd definitely prefer a fast car over a boat any day.

Death by teacups? [She has to smile at that.] That must be downright horrifying, especially if it has giant spinning saucers of death and all.

[spinssickburns]

[That'll get him to chuckle] you and me both
although motorcycles are also pretty cool
but i was using their slang term
somehow aquatic transportation is code for romance
go figure

exactly shit is down right scary
giving children nightmares since the days of old
back when alice first fell down her hole
think the decapitation was the worst?
or that toothy cat?
no man
cups
dangerous shit

[multilife]

Iiii'm starting to think our muns want to write themselves a tragic romance novel.

But of course. Nothing is more dangerous than a cup of cold coffee, black and bitter and full of malice to its very core.

[spinssickburns]

so i called it then
yours is after the feelings and the heartthrob too
clearly we need to run away together

oh sweet jegus
i am a war veteran when it comes to cold cups of bitter crap
malice brewed right into that counter chilled drink
like a polar bear on a hot day
strong dangerous and uncomfortable

[multilife]

Oh, definitely. Minute I get 9 Lives back, you and I are driving off into the sunset.

You're a real tough guy. Almost as tough as my other friend, I'd say.

dont mind me chuckling at your use of tea cups to Chilton

[spinssickburns]

attractive and drives? hell fucking yes
itll be real classy
beautiful music will play and the credits will roll
everyone watching will shed a tear

what kind of car is 9 lives anyway?

only almost
the other guy must brew the beverage himself then
masochists
not sure if i admire them or think theyre complete idiots

this is now officially the teacups post :P

[multilife]

[She bursts into a grin at that.] Oooh, the best one. She used to be a mid 21st century police cruiser before we gave her a haul-over, fitted her with some holograms and all. She's the toughest car to catch on the block. Yooou could say she's my pride and joy.

Naaah. He's more the type of guy to try gut-punching the coffee.

awesome I am glad I corrupted it this much xD

[spinssickburns]

a police cruiser
holy shit hot damn
thats pretty cool
did you buy that shit or just happen upon it?

gut punching the coffee
i was not aware that coffee had a gut to punch
are we talking in the mug or in the machine
or the belly of the guy who drank it

[multilife]

Found her beaten down in a junkyard. Most of us found our cars that way.

[She laughs. The mental image of Texas punching himself is hilarious.] I wouldn't be surprised if he punched his own gut if he tries punching the coffee's.

[spinssickburns]

nice
you mentioned holograms
what do you use them for

sounds like a smart man alright
fighting intense battles against coffee
guy must be a hero

[multilife]

Oh, the usual stuff. Use 'em as decoys and distractions whenever I'm in a tight pinch or when I gotta slip away. They're the best thing when you gotta shake off bots on your tail.

Yeah. He thinks himself a real legend. Honestly, though, he is a hero. [More than she can be.] Juuust likes to talk more with his fists than his mouth.

[fastandfree]

I think you could handle anything that gets thrown at you, Jules.

[multilife]

[She nervously laughs.] Yeah... thanks, Mike. I appreciate it, I really do. But I think some of the situations aren't... well. My cup of tea.

[mechanicalmastermind]

From what I've seen there aren't very many games out there that aren't actively trying to end your life.
I wish you and your mun luck in your endeavors to find somewhere that doesn't have your name already on the list of planned casualties.
It doesn't help that our muns seem to be more than a little bit sadistic.

[multilife]

I don't know why I bother being surprised after being told it's a universal mun-thing.

Yeah, we have pretty bad luck in that regard. I actually wanted to be in a game before I realized she just wanted to throw me in no-win situations.

[mechanicalmastermind]

I'm not entirely certain which one I prefer. Knowing before hand gives you the opportunity to potentially make any sort of counter plans, but on the other hand you don't have any time to look past the negative that comes with thoughts like those.

Has your mun decided on any games at this given moment?

[multilife]

I'd rather have a say in the decision.

She's been eying thegames and exsilium lately. Wanted to throw me into some zombie game, too, before that shut down.

[mechanicalmastermind]

So she's pretty big on the whole you getting no privacy and pitting you against everyone else kind of thing.
I hope you can hold your own.
It seems your mun has as much of a penchant for mischief as mine does.

[multilife]

Thanks. I definitely won't be going down without a fight, you can bet on that.

Well, seems like we're all in the same boat aren't we? Is yours sending you off to somewhere similar?

[mechanicalmastermind]

That's reassuring to hear.

Yeah, pretty much. The first one is basically just some weird reboot of all the things I already go through back home. Crazy corporation strands you, cuts you off from everything, and tries to kill you. Welcome to every day of my life for as long as I can remember.

[multilife]

Ugh, I know about crazy corporations too well.

Are you a, uh, rebel of sorts? And what's this corporation's name?

[mechanicalmastermind]

They seem to be an unfortunate universal constant.

If by rebel you mean I don't bow to the wishes of the evil Empress that rules over my now-destroyed homeland then yeah, I'm a rebel.
Someone has to take her down.
Why?

/cannot handle all this Motorcity

[wallcrawler]

Well, Wake's pretty survivable. Getting to make stuff just by concentrating on it's got it's perks, too.

Sure, the city messes with you every once in a while, but it's more of an occasional inconvenience than anything else.

there can never be enough motorcity /drowns in burners

[multilife]

Oh man, that sounds like a lot more fun than the others. [She sounds relieved too. Another option!] It sounds familiar to my mun, actually. She seems to have heard of it before.

And, uh... what kinda things does the city do?

[wallcrawler]

Well, aside from the odd "gift" it leaves you, it gets the occasional reality storm. And those can do just about anything, even if they don't always affect everybody.

One time everyone thought they were fairy-tale characters, and the most recent one had a bunch of people acting really weird.

[Because they were perpetually drunk and/or high >.> ]

[multilife]

[She giggles.] Now that sounds like a blast to experience.

Define "weird".

[wallcrawler]

Ever see a giant robot try to pole dance?

[This is his life, Jules. He has to deal with these things.]

[multilife]

[Okay, she's barely stifling her laughter now. Wow, Spider-Man, you get to see the best things.] Wo-ow. And this is just an ordinary day at the Wake? With stripteasing robots as a normal, everyday sight?

[wallcrawler]

No, I'm chalking that one up to the reality storms. Whole bunch of people were out of it. Kinda like they were drunk or something, just without the bad decisions and giant bar tab leading up to it.

That, and I'm not even sure giant robots can get drunk. Or what they'd have to wreck instead of a liver.

[Ratchet, he may have some weird questions to bug you with later...]

Usually it's a lot calmer, the storms just have a way of making things weird for a few days.

[multilife]

Well, mysteriously drunken robots and funky storms sure beats death by freak sports event any day.

[wallcrawler]

...y'know, I actually haven't run into that one yet, but I'll take your word for it. And hopefully not have my dreams haunted by deranged soccer hooligans.