Voice Testing

[kid_crash]

Okay, you sure didn't waste any time going through with this, but I can deal. Doing things fast is my specialty, after all. Now all you got to do is decide on a place to send me and we'll really be in business.

Though, maybe you should change the username first. Seriously, I don't crash that often and you might just give people the wrong idea.

Comments

[totallyhisniece]

Let's be honest now, you crash kind of a lot.

[kid_crash]

There was like that one time in Bialya and that's not exactly fair since I was running on fumes at that point. That's it. [If everybody just ignores all those other times.]

[totallyhisniece]

Sure, just that one time. We both know the real reason you're called Wall-man.

[kid_crash]

[He rolls his eyes.]

You know, you're not really helping my case here.

[totallyhisniece]

By stating facts, too. You were just doomed to lose this one.

[kid_crash]

[Just going to pout now.]

Yeah, but aren't you suppose to be on my side? I mean, I'd totally lie for you.

[totallyhisniece]

[He really has the cutest pouting face though.]

You want me to lie for you now? I thought we frowned on those kinds of things. But fine, you're the fastest speedster ever and you have never tripped over your own feet while on a mission.

Better?

[kid_crash]

Actually, no. You were suppose to lie before saying I crash a lot. Now it just looks like you're saying those things because I asked you to. [We're gonna have to work on this, Artemis.]

[im_a_shaaaaark]

What if you get a little loaded, though? Are drunk Speedsters dangerous?

[kid_crash]

Uh, don't know. I imagine it might be hard to get a speedster drunk with the whole fast metabolism thing.

[tactilekonesis]

I don't know man, that username's kinda catchy.

[kid_crash]

But it's not accurate. And people already get my name wrong as it is.

[tactilekonesis]

Like what? Calling you Speedy? I don't think that stops until you become the Flash.

[kid_crash]

Speedy. Flash Boy. Flash Junior. Don't really need Kid Crash added to the list.

...what do you mean I "become the Flash"?

[tactilekonesis]

[CRAP. Backpedaling as hard as he can right now:] Well, I thought we were all gonna grow up and become like our mentors. You know, like Robin becomes Batman and I become Superman?

[kid_crash]

[Nice try, but it's not going to work.]

Yeah, but you said it like you knew.

[tactilekonesis]

[He can't break the time stream though! It's kind of important.] Uh.

... well, okay, I kind of know, but it's not something I was supposed to tell you. I think.

[kid_crash]

Uh, sure. What happened to Barry?

[peckish4action]

But when you do crash, it's memorable?

[kid_crash]

For some people, apparently.

[peckish4action]

*cackles* Maybe a little.

[kid_crash]

I'm glad somebody is getting amusement out of this. [Sigh. First Artemis and now his best friend.]

[peckish4action]

C'mon. Not like you're the only speedster who does that. It's not a big deal.

[kid_crash]

I guess you're right. [But it never happens to the Flash.]

[peckish4action]

*Never happens to Flash now.*

She *thumb over shoulder to denote mun* says that she has knowledge that even speedsters from other fandoms have that problem, at least for a while. So there.

Plus, if the name bothers you so much, you can always claim it has to do with crashing parties.