... this muse doesn't like me much

[greenandgrey]

Oh, bloody hell!

No! Did anyone even bother to ask me to come here?

I don't even know what this is! Some bloody inter-dimensional hub filled with nothing but filthy ignorant muggles! Yes! This is exactly where I want to be! Why not!?

... Listen, you little half twit. I best be out of this damn place in under an hour if you want to continue seeing the bloody sun!

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[alwaystraveling]

No one ever asks us.

[greenandgrey]

... What is this place then? Why did she bring me here?

[He doesn't trust the mun. Good plan, really.]

[alwaystraveling]

Some kind of void where people like us come to talk to those who bring us here. Usually to complain about it and other things they put us through, though some are content or actually want to play in 'games.'

Other than that I'm afraid I don't know. I was minding my own business, and then here I was.

[greenandgrey]

What kind of games are we talking about here?

from an AU where Harry was raised as Dick Grayson.

[dickandharry]

Yeah, because having a temper tantrum is going to get you out of here.

... Dude, that is awesome

[greenandgrey]

And nice to see you, too, Potter.

It's better than playing nice and acting as if I wanted to be dragged here.

Re: ... Dude, that is awesome

[dickandharry]

Yeah, but it accomplishes about as much.

[greenandgrey]

I am not staying and if you think otherwise then you're more of a fool than I thought.

[wise_lil_wolf]

Hey, I'm an EVO, not a Muggle.

What's A Muggle?

[greenandgrey]

You are.

Now what's an EVO?

[wise_lil_wolf]

[Cue raised eyebrow.]

A Muggle is an EVO?

[Rafe shakes his head.]

Wait, you don't know what an EVO is?

[Serious face]

Are you an alien?

[greenandgrey]

No. I'm a pure blood wizard and your better by every meaning of the phrase.

[deniesmagic]

Muggles? Heh, that's a funny word.

[greenandgrey]

We kill muggles.

[Only some of them... some of the time...]

[deniesmagic]

Is that so.

...

Do they taste good?

[greenandgrey]

WE DON'T EAT THEM, YOU IGNORANT TWIT!

[He doesn't think they do, anyway. No way in hell he's-...]

[oddmalfoyout]

[Even though this isn't her Draco, Mary Catherine feels the need to bug him.]

Still an immature prat, Brother?

[Because this is how she says hi to family.]

[greenandgrey]

Who are you calling brother?

[oddmalfoyout]

[Some things never change. She grins a bit.]

Why, you, of course. Though you're not the same one, obviously. Mine's about what, twenty-five now?

[She's not sure about that. Might be older. Her mun needs to go harass her brother's mun sometime soon.]

And even then, it's only half-brother, if you want to get technical.

[gorgonfondness]

I think I'm starting to hate how popular a muse you are.

[That is, she knows her wifely duty is acting up on a false alarm but that does nothing to sate her desire to swat Draco with a rolled-up newspaper.]

Wifely? omg XDDDD

[greenandgrey]

Excuse you. I am no muse. I'm a wizard.

Watch your tongue, muggle.

Yeah. It's been years since it happened and it STILL makes me go, "Wait, what?" XD;

[gorgonfondness]

[Oh, this is hilarious. Especially considering her husband mistook her for a pureblood when they first met.]

You are mistaken. I am a witch. One that doesn't need those puny sticks you use in your world.

You should be careful of what you say. I'm fairly tolerant but my husband has quite the temper.

[ancientstalker]

Are you always this angry?

[greenandgrey]

What's it matter to you?

[ancientstalker]

I'm curious. Of all the human emotions, anger is the most common one.