Voicetesting

[pervytentacles]

My, don't WE have good taste!

You won't regret this, kid. You could do a lot worse than Ultros the Ultracool! I promise to make a splash.

I've just one order for you, Mun: put me somewhere!! Don't let me languish in this squalid cave you call a headspace! There are too many muscle-headed fleshbags here, and not nearly enough girls!

Forever yours,
Ultros

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[greatflamingeyebrows]

FOOOOOLISH octopus! You would sacrifice THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF VILLAINY for pleasures of your rubbery flesh!?

[pervytentacles]

I-t can't be he-elped, my lord!

Frankly, it gets lonely at the bottom of the sea. What would it gain this poor octopus to be feared and reviled by all, only to have a cold hole in his own heart?

[greatflamingeyebrows]

Nevertheless! Perhaps we can change your foolish weakness into an advantage.

Know this, octopus: act as an agent of CHAOS and DESPAIR and you shall be rewarded with ALL your heart desires!

[pervytentacles]

Well, that really does sweeten the deal! So what do I need to do to become an agent of chaos and despair?

[greatflamingeyebrows]

TORMENT all you see! DESTROY all that others hold valuable! BRING MISERY to those who would oppose you!

[pervytentacles]

Ah...I'll do my b-best!

[Seriously, though. Is Ultros what passes for evil minions these days?]

[greatflamingeyebrows]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Nah, Aku just thinks it'll be good for a laugh. It's not like intends to deliver on his end of the deal.]

[learn_to_love]

[NO. 8C]

[pervytentacles]

Ohhh, I remember you, honey! You think I'd forget a pretty face like yours? After you and your friends HUMILIATED me like that? Boy are you gonna get it now!!

[learn_to_love]

[8C!!! NO. Ewgrossnostayaway.]

[pervytentacles]

[The octopus lazily slaps a fat tentacle in Terra's general direction.]

[aria_di_celes]

Don't you have a Colosseum to attend to?

[Far, far away from anyone civilized.]

[pervytentacles]

Colosseum? Oh, heavens no! My tender body is no good for dueling in the arena! But maybe you'd like to tangle with me? <3 <3 <3

[This particular Ultros has not yet ventured through space-time to visit the Void Beyond. And it's a good thing too!]

[aria_di_celes]

[Enjoy the flattest look that she can possibly manage.]

The only thing I'd tangle is your tentacles into a knot, so you can't harass anyone else.

[She has a 4-ton bone to pick with you, mister.]

[pervytentacles]

Hey now, that's not very nice! Don't make me ink on you!