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[doublerainboom]

Mun, ugh, c'mon. You told me you were going to put me somewhere. So put me somewhere! I'm getting tired of waiting!

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[friendyousohard]

You might regret saying that, Rainbow. Some of the places around here can be pretty nasty.

[doublerainboom]

Nothing I can't handle, Twilight. Some of the places my mun's looked at already were pretty freaky, but not too bad.

[Find games worse than Mayfield and A_Facility and she might listen.]

[friendyousohard]

Torture facilities and being killed off repeatedly don't qualify as "too bad" to you?

[Twilight's active imagination is already making her own stomach churn at the thought.]

[doublerainboom]

You come back to life! And my mun's already promised he won't do anything too bad to me.

[...Mun is also a compulsive liar 95% of the time.]

[friendyousohard]

The point of those games is to do bad things to us! That is why they exist! If your mun tries to send you anywhere near a game like that, for Celestia's sake fight him tooth and hoof!

... Well, okay, we don't have hooves anymore, but still.

[doublerainboom]

Ah c'mon, Twilight. You worry too much.

[friendyousohard]

No, no I think I worry precisely the right amount.

Look, do you even know what sort of game your mun is looking for? The criteria he wants to see? That can tell you a lot about the sort of things you're in for.

[doublerainboom]

Well, he wants something that will get me into--

[...Then she stops in her tracks because the mun is a sadist and WANTS to psychologically torture her.]

[friendyousohard]

... Rainbow, that sudden pause is the exact opposite of reassuring. What were you about to say?

[doublerainboom]

N-Nothing. Don't worry about it.

[friendyousohard]

You realize saying that just makes me more worried, right?

[doublerainboom]

Me and my mun just need to have a little talk. That's all.

[friendyousohard]

Don't hold back on him. I got lucky with mine because he got "enabled" into a decent place, but you can't always count on that.

[doublerainboom]

Let's hope it's decent, Twilight, because now I might be heading there.

[friendyousohard]

... Wait really? Well, that's an improvement. And kind of surprising. I didn't even have to make my mun break out the recruitment speech.

Which is actually probably a good thing, because he's not too good at it.

pretend i have more humanized icons or something............

[partyrocking]

Hey, heeeey. Didn't the famous detective Sherlock Hooves say 'good things come to those who wait'?

[pot, kettle, black, metaphorgotten, etc]

I love that username.

[doublerainboom]

I've waited a long time! It's time for action, not empty promises!

[Unfortunately, she has been in the headspace for quite some time.]

i am so stupidly proud of it

[partyrocking]

If you say that, he'll probably send you somewhere hooooooooooorrible.

[doublerainboom]

Nah, he's already promised he won't.

[partyrocking]

[Squinty eyes of distrust go here.]

[doublerainboom]

...What?

[partyrocking]

[STILL MAKING SQUINTY-EYES.]

[doublerainboom]

[...Kinda weirding her out a little bit.]

[partyrocking]

[It's Pinkie Pie. What did you expect?

Still. Squinting.]

[doublerainboom]

...Okay, so maybe he's not the most honest person.

[The squinting got to him.]

[cruel_kindness]

At least you have more of a chance then we do. You're just... uh, whatever you are-ized. I'm from a "fanfic" as munface calls it.

[doublerainboom]

A fanfic, huh?

[She's not gonna trust that word... if only because mun showed her Cupcakes. Which the mun doesn't find so bad!]

Fluttershy and Fluttercruel are both from Pony POV

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel DREAMS of Cupcakes.]

Yeah. That. But it's not too bad at all. I get to hang out with 'Shy and the others.

I'll check that out.

[doublerainboom]

Why wouldn't you be able to get into a game?

[Besides, y'know, the populace not wanting her in because she's Fluttercruel.]

It's on both deviantArt and FiMfiction

[cruel_kindness]

Some places, such as Mayfield, don't accept AUs. Which bucking sucks, because Kreutz is in there.

[doublerainboom]

Fluttershy shouldn't end up going there either. You're both better off.

[God can you even imagine her in Mayfield?]

[cruel_kindness]

Don't get your fewmets all flipped. WHerever 'Shy goes, I go with, so it's not like she'll be alone.

[doublerainboom]

That would just make it worse.

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel looks to the ground.]

...I can make it not worse. Somehow.

[doublerainboom]

Yeah right.

[cruel_kindness]

And why the flying feather is it so much worse if I go along with 'Shy, huh? Am I just a condition? A thing!? A disease!?

If you don't mind ultra late tags...

[suicidoll]

We'll find a game for us; I promise you that.

Mayfield is already such a grim place; it's hard for me to witness the other ponies being there. You're strong, but I don't want to see you go through that. Especially with current events going on...

[elementofloyalty]

I remember a time when I thought a human me was weird.

[doublerainboom]

...Wait. How can you be there and I be here?

[Not that there's any complaining. Two times the awesome.]

[elementofloyalty]

This place is like that. You get used to it after a while.

[brokethefourthwall]

Dashie are you okay?

You look really silly like that.

[doublerainboom]

I didn't choose to look like this! My mun made me!

[brokethefourthwall]

I know that, silly! I mean, where are your wings? And your tail?

[How will you leave that fancy rainbow trail wherever you go!?]

I mean, you almost, kinda-sorta, maybe a teensy-weensy bit, look like one of those kooky hue-man things.