probably going to paradisa once the season's over.........

[tonto]

No.

Don't pretend I can't see your subject line.

No. I'm not.

Comments

[ino]

Sorry, but ... I kind of doubt that'll stop her.

[tonto]

What if I kill myself, though.

[ino]

Well, in Paradisa, you'd just come back two weeks later.

But you really shouldn't do that, anyways.

[tonto]

Ugh. Dead people not staying dead. That's stupid.

[ino]

There are a lot of dumb things about it. But, maybe there's something you'd like, too? Do you have any hobbies?

[tonto]

[hobbies.............

he spends a really inordinate amount of time thinking about this in silence.]

Is drinking a hobby?

[ino]

[lmfao ... this face]

I ... guess? You can get just about any drink you want, though.

[tonto]

Well, I can get that not... there, too!

[ino]

Even ones from different worlds and universes and stuff?

[tonto]

... maybe.

[ino]

[a little laugh] Maybe? Do you live on a spaceship or something?

[tonto]

No. I just pretty much get whatever I want.

[ino]

[amused] So you're spoiled.

[tonto]

No, just better than everyone else.

[ino]

[totally raising her eyebrows like .... lol]

Really.

[tonto]

[WHY ARE YOU DOUBTING HIM.]

Uh, yeah. I'm in Dethklok. So ...

[ino]

[LMAO HE JUST. seems like a dude who drinks ... that's about it. she looks confused]

Yeah? What does that mean?

[tonto]

[a really, really long stretch of silence.]

That I'm in Dethklok.

[ino]

I got that. But what is a "death clock"?

[tonto]

[wh...]

I don't even know what to say to that.

[ino]

You could try the answer.

[tonto]

That is absolutely the stupidest question I have ever heard.

[ninjamanager]

Uhh, careful, Nathan. I think there might be something about it in your contract.

[tonto]

Oh shit, really? So I can't go to this thing anyway.

[ninjamanager]

No, I mean, ah... [ahem] I believe there's at least one sub-clause about a gig in another dimension, should the technology or the opportunity arise. The royalties could get astronomical.

[tonto]

[a really long pause.]

So I'll get paid, right.

[ninjamanager]

Eventually. When you get back. [probably]

[tonto]

Well why didn't you say that in the first place! Charles.

Is there a contract I have to sign, or ...

[ninjamanager]

I think they call them applications in these situations, Nathan.

[tonto]

What -- I have to apply? What the fuck! I'm in Dethklok.

[ninjamanager]

You don't have to tell me that, Nathan. I know. But you see, ah. How do I put this.

Not every world knows who you are. Not every person knows who you are. To the majority of the people in ... well, wherever you'd end up? You'd be a -

[ugh he really does have to spit this out. flatly]

- regular jack-off.

[tonto]

[PURE ABJECT HORROR ...]

[ninjamanager]

[see, that's the look he was waiting for.

he'll just stand here.

ride it out.

like you do.]

[tonto]

[CHARLES... HELP...]

Why would anybody do that?!