dear_mun | Jun. 29th, 2012

Jun. 29th, 2012

I'd vote no.

There's no guarantee I can stop, even now. I'll try, but...

...you've had better ideas.

You are looking at games with a bit of longing, remember this, you've others ready and waiting in the wings to place in these adventures. Leave me to my post and refrain from taking on more than you can handle.

malleusmaleficarum

Look, mun, I want Sam around just as much as you do, but I think you need to face the facts.

He's not coming.

And it's just as well because I think you've got my agenda confused if you think Sam's somehow going to make me change my mind.

freelicks

Sweetheart, if you keep watching the depressing movie with that guy that looks like me you might just run out of tears to shed. I mean, I'm all for Chris Evans - he looks and sounds like a swell man, and come on, those abs are to die for - but you have an obligation or twelve and you should really get a move on. Like that application you've been stressing over for the past week.

...Okay, fine, you can watch my movie one more time, if you really need the pick me up.

And hey, thanks for the icons, I needed those.

kickingcatcher

( Slight spoilers, just in case )

littlesound

Mun! Munny-mun! You're being slow! You're being too slow! Sonata wants to go to a game, just like everyone else! No excuses! No excuses, Munny-mun! Games are fun, and you have time for fun!

...If you don't want to take Sonata to the scary game, that's okay! We can play at a game with superheroes! Or, or with monsters! Or... or... any other game! As long as it's fun!

And... and there are games where entertainment is always allowed, right? Right? Sonata REALLY wants to go to one of THOSE!

lokiofasgard

Darling mun,

I think you ought to know that this is probably the worst idea you've had to date. Do your hideous designs ever cease? I am a God, not some... pawn in a game. I don't care how much you wish for me to drink with Romanova, of all people, I refuse.

[ reisgns himself to sitting by the wall with his arms knotted. ]

Don't look at me like that! I'm not doing it! It hurt enough to be civil with that whelp, let alone drink with her.

[ scoffing, he takes on a disgusted glower and averts his eyes to the wall. ]

You are just... terrible. I wish you'd have left me in prison. At least it was somewhat peaceful there.

Regards,
Loki.

thorofasgard

Dear Mun,

For weeks now I have been here, idly frittering in your mind with little direction... the "Twitter" escapades barely count at all, for that is nothing more than folly. There is much more to me than an simple appreciation for the Midgardian fashion of Hammer Pants - you know this quite well yourself, and I am glad that perhaps here I can become something more than mere comic relief. At any rate, it is already liberating to be free of that wretched 140-character limit; to be where words can come more naturally and interactions need not be so brief.

I realise that this brings to you a great deal of uncertainty - your fears for this new venture do not go unrecognised, my Mun, but remember that a fear for the unknown shall never fade without even a little bravery!

Regards,
Thor

vavavroom

You did WHAT?!

astar

Mun, you mustn't wake him! Please, just return our serpent and go? I -

[She turns away, pained.]

I'm afraid to share this body with him. He might do something awful to the children.

[Oh and you wouldn't, Astarte? :| De-nial~]

I need to protect them. They need a mother. [She rubs a hand over her swollen belly.] I am a mother.

[. . .]

What do you mean I should apologize? What have I done wrong?

[Everything, you poor demented demon.]

Oh no, he's coming!

roses_are_blue

No no no, it's quite alright! I don't need to be anywhere right now. I just seemed to have appeared in your head space anyway. Rushing things out does no one any good.

In fact, relaxing sounds quite good right now. You could probably use some relaxation yourself.

dontcallmezuzu

Hey you,

Look, I didn't ask you to pull me out, alright? I was happy enough resting in some corner of your mind until you decided I needed to be dragged out. That's all fine, I know what your attention span is like.

I know you're looking for a "game" to put me into, but would you quit being so picky about it? Just because they don't write everything in prose like you're used to doesn't mean you won't have-

At least give it a-

FINE then. But if you think I'm sitting around for another two years waiting for you to find me a place, you've got another thing coming.

Anyone ever told you that you're too paranoid for your own good?

datblackstar

Comparing me to something as hideous an adult... Such a shameful display warrants the most severe of punishments, mundane.

wouldnotkindly

Is it really too much to ask for me to just stay inside for once? Please?

I mean, after everything else that's happened this past month... Not all of it's been bad, but a lot of it's been just awful, and I have a feeling you're only going to try to make it worse before the month is actually over. I don't want anything to do with it, okay?

Please. Just let me stay in. Whatever you think might happen — I really don't want anything to do with it. I think I deserve a day off, anyway.

tranquilblade

Mundane-san, I am delighted for the chance to meet the one to have inherited my sword-style, even if is in such an unpleasant place, and I thank you kindly for such an opportunity!

However, again, while I am also glad to see so many of the Tenth generation together, I would perhaps like to request you search for one of my friends from my generation of Vongola? I do miss them terribly, and we will be stronger together as a group.

There is an event so that you may search for them, is there not? I do sincerely hope you will make use of it.

charring

Ed.

My father.

And a guy who's going to mistake me for someone else, because we share the same face. Never mind the fact that I'm not blond and she is.

Any other craziness you want to happen this weekend? Because I'm really not looking forward to any of this.

kungfublackfrog

It's been a little bit since we talked face-to-face so that's something at least. But I do have a concern:

For the chip removal, could you please not make me a woman? One of the others turned into a child and the younger one got mixed up into some nasty things; the chances that something normal happens are very slim. Plus, I rather not scar anyone for life by that little display.

headcasey

I hope she doesn't try to brush my hair...

brosif

[Connect the thread. When you decide to pierce skin, to allow a break or a tear and fool yourself into thinking that there is some sort of unison implicit in that act--]

Or that a divide now leads to a joining later – remember the white snow and the red coat, and now and when I was a babe and now I scraped my knee on the uneven walkway. It’s the first time I know what blood is, that it fills a person up and that it’s possible, somehow, for a person to be unfilled. Emptied.

Remember the red coat?

[She shakes her head. No. There is too much red, yet.]

[OOC: Voice testing for an upcoming plot! Sif is going to have visions for about a day, and isn’t seeing time all that linearly. If you want to provide something that will happen in your character’s immediate future oocly, I can have her hint at it IC. All canons welcome!]

mockhero

Once, I just kept walking. The wilderness is bigger than people think, and I kept going even when it turned into foothills. I thought it would get richer, the further out I went. Instead it just got colder.

The Teshi tribes thought I'd stolen one of their bows. I had to run.

Where are we supposed to go? There are the mountains -- the Teeth -- on one side, and Tesh on the other, and the Weaver beyond that. So Twin City is home. People don't have any other choice.

It's stupid to dream of something else. Especially something like the Hunger Games.

I don't care what advice you got. The Twin City has people starving, just like District 12. That hotel doesn't.

moodmaker

Thank you for allowing me to crash in on your headspace Munny! Though you shouldn't sweat over the little details, you know? Whatever headcanon you decide to fill in my gaps with I'll be totally alright with your decisions come what may. Speaking of which, is it too early in making a decision of places to send me to? As long as Barrett is there, I'm game!

not_heavens_adam

Look, I thought you liked everything that was going on here. I know I do!

I've got friends and I'm happy and everything's great...and here you are trying to find the one person who would screw it all up!

What's wrong with you?

earnedtheright

This is ridiculous! You're making me, your god, talk to some silly low-lives! Crazy! You should just quit whilst you're ahead and go back to doodling in your school books. Not the most productive thing you can do, but at least you're not making me look like a fool!

Besides.. If you're going to do something, at least make sure you do it properly.

exterrorist

No, man. I really don't think SHIELD should coexist with mutants. We know where that leads, right? And doing that would also open the door for so much more. Let me just remind you that this is what you'd also be courting:

Is this what you want?

Is it really?

I don't want to be a SHIELD agent. Just use some other governmental division, for fuck's sake. It's not like I even have the training!

scaary

WHAT KIND OF USERNAME IS THAT!?

Honestly, your first choice was much better than Scaary! I don't care if you wanted a 'simpler' username for me!

[....]

Well, what's the plan now.

nonononono

"Because there is a handkerchief in his pocket that has the key to the future and holy shit that passenger bus just blew up a block away."

Please, for the love of God, do not give Michael Bay more ideas. Okay? Matrix and a sock and glasses and everything, it's flimsy, all right, but it's not as bad as a handkerchief containing the, the, the whatever. That's beneath Bay. That's like James Cameron shit. So don't. Just.

I'm glad you like Barricade. I was okay with you NPC-ing him up in that thread. But Starscream? Are you kidding me?

If you have any sense of decency, you won't tag back. This is hideous and getting worse, and I don't care if you're laughing, because guess what? I'm not.

batnanny

Young Miss,

While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I do think it's a bit misplaced. And I don't much like being called a... "troll" as it were.

'Sides, you know very well the decisions Master Wayne decides t'make, and I hardly think my commentary is undeserved. In fact, I would even say it's needed given the amount of trouble he likes to get in.

At least reconsider th'name. I'm hardly a nanny.

Sincerely,
Alfred Pennyworth

eagerbender

You just don't give up, do you? And they gave in to you wanting to do that to me. I can't believe them. I can't believe you.

What did we talk about the other night with that other me? No putting me in a game like that. It's just unfair. [You're a horrible mun.]

Just for that, I hope you don't finish my history in time.

wellplayed

From the desk of
Romdeau Security Bureau

Recipient: Mundane
Sender: Kristeva
Timestamp: 06/29/2012, 6:36 PM
Subject: Inquiry into administrative duties

( Madam Mundane, )

X Kristeva
(Sender's Signature)

Current Mood: calm

jerkfuck

I'm not Nic Cage. I'm a weatherman who was played by him. Your amusement over this is getting retarded.

We are not watching the second Ghost Rider movie, because you would make an account for him. You would do it, and you would try to write him seriously. You would infiltrate the DC or Marvel or whatever he is people and piss everyone off. He has an asshole face, after all.

Only people like you would pay to watch it. Sad, stupid little dildos like you. You wouldn't even have the decency to be drunk, either, or to have friends over to watch it and laugh. You'd seriously sit there and stare and "canon review" like it was an actual serious movie.

[but dave i have ghost rider 2

in the box]

...I'm not going to say it.

I'm—

Put the DVD back in the box.

celestial_wizard

Ne, Mun, are you serious? I'm really going somewhere? But what about Fairy Tail? Natsu, Gray, Erza and the others?

I don't want to be there by myself. Although if your friend sends Natsu in too, and you did enable a Juvia - and a possible Gray or Erza -- maa! I want to see everyone! Do you think we'll see the others too? Cana, Wendy and Carla, Happy, Levy-chan, or Loke -

I'll miss them. (ping) ....ne, this place you're sending me. It's not ...dangerous right?

baby_penguin

Yes, I miss Blaine. Yes, it's stressful without him, but I'm not going to become some bitter, jaded old queen. I'll just keep hoping he'll come back. Besides, Santana and Brittany are already on the island. It's not like I'm all on my own. Plus I've made other friends too.

I just think it would be nice to see the rest of the glee club members. Not that I think they'd be comfortable that. I don't think anyone would like it there, except for Puck.

Also, stop trying to get me back in my cheerio uniform.

butwhytho

[of course it would be pyro am i right he's such a FLAMING DOUCHE HAHA]

Why does no one take me seriously? Why are there more of that new guy than me? The movie isn't even out yet!

Why is it crap on Spider-Man month? I didn't...but...but why?

einsnico

A-ah... Mundane, it's alright. Everything will be fine. I'm just happy that Tamiya-kun and I are friends.

...We... We'll still be friends when we grow up, right, mundane?

twinwielding

It has been a while since you've showed such interest in me... yet I think I should not invest much hope in your continued attention. You've a fickle mind and I am not the first of us that you have lured with promises of new images and voices.

And... a new name?

I believe I like this one better, but take care not to convolute my past even more.

Halathulya

lovesrocks

Well, if Wallace and possibly Cynthia are going, I can't afford not to, can I?

manglerofgods

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

creepy_son_of_a

Mundane,

I am not looking forward to that trip to the underworld. However, your procrastination is becoming quite irritating.

Write it all out or don't. It doesn't matter. Just get it over with.

hydrokhoos

Well, that was.. certainly different. Thankfully, at least, nothing like that happened for my Zeus.

godismyoath

"God is my Oath," is he? I do appreciate a sense of humor.

How kind of you to release me. Now I suggest you find me better lodging than this.

And see to it that you locate my handmaid at once. I cannot be expected to draw my own baths.

ex_bullseyes257

Aye, mun, I'm glad ya liked me. Now am I goin' ta be sittin' in yer head all day or am I goin' on an adventure?

Wherever ya plan on takin' me, I want mah bow and arrow.

[no spoilers unless tagger says it's okay!]

dudeoflead

So, now they know. They know that Lincoln Osiris' dude Kirk Lazarus' face dude Robert Downey Junior is one badass mother fucker. Not that they didn't before, but...pretty sure there were tears from laughter there, whitie. Took you long enough to convince some dumbass bitches to watch it in the first place.

Like I'm not handsome enough to garner that attention. It really took all that, huh?

等待!

ruffntumblenut

I am NOT homesick!

Just...hurry up and give me something to hit! I wrestle a bear or ten bears. I don't care just let me do...SOMETHING!

Thor-almighty I swear I will punch my way out of here one of these days.

barebacking

Ah...

It seems like I have made a friend, even if it is in a world that cannot touch others.

Though, I do worry about the influence and power that he has. As should you.

nurture

So... you're feeling a little nostalgic, hm? It's alright to miss things you loved, silly!

You already know my thoughts on this. Even if it meant going somewhere 'like that,' to see the boys again... There's no question, is there?

[Trisha's smile softens further. It's clear who is on her mind.]

A mother belongs with her children. There's nowhere else I would rather be.

hulkish

Listen. I. I know you think you have the hang of this. Of-- me. But you're throwing me into this madness so, what? You can interact with other mundanes you admire? [ slightly condescending look. ] I think there are easier ways.

allurcolonies

R-really mun, as much as I enjoy the attention. Please don't place me in another game. One is enough for me right now.

logic_and_magic

[He sighs placing a hand to his forehead.]

Mun, you do realize this is pointless, yes? I highly doubt many people will wish to talk with me on this community, original characters have been something of lepers about some roleplayers.

[Raising an eyebrow.]

What? Do not be so blunt? I will not sugar coat words when it is a true fact. Mun, I am not being rude I am stating a fact.

stabstabstab

Mademoiselle, just...just stop. With all due...respect, I know you are trying, but 30 deaths and 7 backstabs is a horrible score. This is undeniably the worst time to try and learn how to be a Spy, what with all the mumbling abominations roaming the map. I would really advise you to wait until the current craze runs its course, and your friend comes back from her holiday to tutor you, for the sake of both our sanities.

In the mean time, humour yourself with your tags. You are running behind, no? You do not want the Assistant to start yelling at you again. The house is going well, and your application for that city is ready. As much as I enjoy all the attention you are giving me, I think you should focus on the others. They need the help, not me.

skysoldier

Well, I like the enthusiasm, shorty, but it's going to take more than that to play me. You've never even driven fast enough to feel the wind roaring in your ears, have you? We'll have to fix that.

I'm not sure I want to go back to high school again, either. Are there at least some pretty girls there? ...All right, maybe it won't be too bad, then.

atsubro

Please.

Don't read bad porn with me in it ever again. Even if it's just a mention or a bit part...

Please.

I think we have issues.

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