no reasons needed

[manglerofgods]

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

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[scoffing]

Set my dress on fire again and you will regret it.

[manglerofgods]

Ugly dress, scary girl.

[scoffing]

Nothing more than you deserve.

[manglerofgods]

Ugly girl.

[ok running]

[scoffing]

[ that? that is a magical blast. run thori, run. ]

[filou]

[ SOMEWHERE SAFE AND SHOUTED AT A DISTANCE... ]

I have always considered you a nine, Leah!

[scoffing]

An opinion from a child counts for nothing, Odinson!

[ OH IS THAT A MAGICAL BLAST NEAR YOU? YES. IT IS. ]

[manglerofgods]

[RUNNING TOWRARDS LOKI? GOOD.]

SCARY GIRL!

[filou]

Thori! Be good!

[ oh god there goes Oklahoma. ...they can walk away from this right? ]

Ah, for the sake of prudence, we ought to walk away with much haste.

[scoffing]

Like in Colorado?

[filou]

Not so loud, Leah! People will surely get the wrong idea.

[ he's so trying to cover her mouth now ]

[scoffing]

[ she's so trying to step on his foot ]

Or the right one.

[filou]

Can Thori truly be blamed for the forest being a flammable hazard?

[ what is love? baby don't hurt me ]

Does a fire-- ow!! [ HOP IN PAIN ] choose what to burn? [ HOP HOP WALK IT OFF MAN... ]

[scoffing]

No, but you can be blamed for failing to control him.

[ LAUGHING AT YOUR PAIN. ]

[manglerofgods]

[nope. not listening, burning brb.]

GRRRRRRRR!

[filou]

[ you are such a bad dog but we still love you. ]

Come now Thori, before Leah decides to turn you into a fashionable coinbag.

[manglerofgods]

[he'll bite-burn your coinbag off, godling]

[gameboy]

Man, having a wild animal as a pet was so my thing.

[manglerofgods]

TASTE MY FIRE ON YOUR FLESH, HUMAN.

[give chase!]

[fotlenke]

[The ground sounds rises and starts to form a stone cage. Oops?]

[manglerofgods]

[He's the mightiest hel-hound, he can dig himself out.]

just as I was logging out!

[fotlenke]

[your cage is now bombarded with flowers and roses.]

[manglerofgods]

[And now they're ashes.]

[fotlenke]

[They will keep regrowing...while a slightly bored Sigyn seats herself in front of the cage and keeps conjuring flora.]

[olympic_lion]

[Do you KNOW what happens to fire-breathing poochies?

THEY GET PETTED! Oh the petting, this hound gets all the pettings... with some chinskritching for good measure.]

Who's a good doggie, who's the best one-headed doggie in all the Realms?

what am I doing OOPS. (pfffft I'm about to catch a pokemon and name it after this guy oops)

[used_ice_burn]

THORI-

[NO DON'T BURN THOSE AAAAAH-]

NO! BAD DOG!

Aaaaaaaah... [why thori why. why would you burn his phoneeeeeeeee-]

[helsmaiden]

Down Thori.