Homeless; Voice testing

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From the desk of
Romdeau Security Bureau


Recipient: Mundane
Sender: Kristeva
Timestamp: 06/29/2012, 6:36 PM
Subject: Inquiry into administrative duties

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Madam Mundane,

Although I would prefer to remain with my intended master, I am pleased to enter your service, as well. Please accept my regards, and my hopes that this will be a pleasant and productive working relationship.

If I may bring it to your attention, I notice that since we've made each other's acquaintance, you have been browsing office supplies and organizational tools. I appreciate this foresight, but allow me to caution you: to over-involve yourself with the trappings of productivity steals energy that could otherwise be placed into useful projects, especially if there is uncertainty that you may make use of these tools after all.

As an Entourage optimized for work in an office setting, I would like to offer my assistance to you in this endeavor. If you truly wish to find your life more organized, I am familiar with all commonly used clerical and corporate applications, and would be pleased to set all relevant affairs in order for you. Should you accept this proposal, I will merely need your confirmation, and access to all relevant material on the subject.



X Kristeva
(Sender's Signature)