on this and ghost rider http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtLa150mCec

[jerkfuck]

I'm not Nic Cage. I'm a weatherman who was played by him. Your amusement over this is getting retarded.

We are not watching the second Ghost Rider movie, because you would make an account for him. You would do it, and you would try to write him seriously. You would infiltrate the DC or Marvel or whatever he is people and piss everyone off. He has an asshole face, after all.

Only people like you would pay to watch it. Sad, stupid little dildos like you. You wouldn't even have the decency to be drunk, either, or to have friends over to watch it and laugh. You'd seriously sit there and stare and "canon review" like it was an actual serious movie.

[but dave i have ghost rider 2

in the box]

...I'm not going to say it.

I'm—

Put the DVD back in the box.

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[olympic_lion]

Besides, that conveyance of his steers all too much like a pregnant yak.

[jerkfuck]

...what?

Is that English?

[olympic_lion]

Did I stutter, lad?

Of a surety it was English, and I'd wager I've a far better grasp of your native tongue than you've of my homeland's Greek.

[evy]

Well, I certainly don't know who this "Nic Cage" is, but my mun seems quite tickled by this whole thing nevertheless.

She wishes me to tell you... [She clears her throat, putting on her glasses as she pulls out a small note card.] "Now ask him to say, 'Why couldn't you put the DVD back in the box?' but with an accent." [She pauses for a moment, blinking at the words before putting the note card back into a pocket.]

I'm afraid I don't understand. [Beat.] And what's a 'DVD'?

[jerkfuck]

[Oh no. Rachel Weisz, what are you doing here?]

Why couldn't you put. The DVD. Back in the box?

...it's a disc. Future stuff for...it's a small round shining disc that has data for a moving picture on it that you can watch in your own house instead of a theater.

[evy]

[Being a hot librarian with a love for Egypt, that's what.]

Oh-- well, now she's clapping and giggling delightedly. [She notices that wrinkled nose and curled lip though, so she's going to smile sympathetically and gently pat him on the arm.] I'm terribly sorry. She can be a bit of a... [Hesitating forever.] Well, let's just say she can be a bit difficult.

That sounds... fascinating! And you can put any kind of data on it? Would it be possible to put moving pictures of, say... expeditions through Egyptian tombs and the like? [Don't mind her while she gets nerdy and excited over the possibility of recording all that knowledge.]

[jerkfuck]

[JFC]

She can be a dildo, you mean.

Yes. We call those National Geographics, mostly.

omfg dying. you are wonderful.

[evy]

Um. [This gets a look that's both confused and awkward.] That doesn't sound like a very nice word. I don't think I would call her... that. No.

Oh! I would most certainly love to see them! [Because you obviously have some on hand right now. Right?]

no don't encourage me

[jerkfuck]

It's a compliment. Maybe she's one that vibrates. Those are the best kid. Bullets, even.

There's a library with them, I'm sure.

nope /encourages forever

[evy]

I am not inclined to believe you. And I don't think I like where this conversation is going, Mister-- ... [Huff.] What is your name? [So she can properly lecture you or something.]

You aren't very friendly, are you?

[acid_rayne]

At least it wasn't this... Count yourself lucky.

[jerkfuck]

Wow, you're rude.

[acid_rayne]

Hey, I didn't make it!