on a certain HGSS pokespe page

[kickingcatcher]

Mun, would you stop showing that around!? I-It's not such a big deal! Yes, it's exciting that we'll get another adventure again [She mumbles "a life-threatening one".] but just an outfit isn't something to show off!

[And cue more blushing.] No, Gold does not need to see this! You know what's going to happen and it won't end well!

[Blah blah blah she keeps ranting.]

[[ooc: Here is a translation of the page above!]]

Comments

[champ_coordinator]

I love the Johto region. So many water types and lots of beautiful scenery.

[kickingcatcher]

A-ah. [Yes, someone who ignored the clothes.] Mhm, I love Johto, too. It's my home.

[champ_coordinator]

Oh, I see. So, you're originally from Johto? [He smiled at that.]

I am Wallace. Champion of the Heonn Region.

[kickingcatcher]

... I thought Steven was the champion there. [Hello, alternate universe.]

[champ_coordinator]

[He smiled softly.] Ah, well he used to but he didn't like being in the spotlight that much so gave it up. He much rather retires to his cave and trains his Pokemon there.

I used to be Gym leader in Sootopolis Gym before I became Champion of Hoenn.

[kickingcatcher]

I never heard any news about that. And that's the sort of thing you would hear about.

[champ_coordinator]

Well, it is true. [He gave her a smile.] I have been Champion for many months now. Steven Stone and I are very close.

[kickingcatcher]

Are you? The two of you are good friends?

[champ_coordinator]

Yes, we are.

[kickingcatcher]

How long have you known each other?

[champ_coordinator]

Around a few years now. He was Champion before me, while I was leader of the Sootopolis Gym.

[kickingcatcher]

Who's the leader of it now?

[champ_coordinator]

A man called Yuan. He taught me how to be the man I am today. He's a strong Gym leader and mentor.

[kickingcatcher]

If he taught you everything, he must be an extremely skilled trainer.

[champ_coordinator]

He is a very skilled man.

[avaricious]

Why not? I think it looks great.

[kickingcatcher]

[... damn you, Ling.] You really think so? Even though it's not what I usually wear?

[avaricious]

I like your usual stuff too. But that's also great. It makes you look funloving.

[kickingcatcher]

Ah... um, thank you, Ling. [Why can't Gold be that nice.]

[avaricious]

You're welcome! [In a sing-song voice WITHOUT A TILDE BECAUSE I REFUSE]

[kickingcatcher]

[She just gives him a smile. AND NEVER REFUSE THE TILDES.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Keywords.]

[kickingcatcher]

[ksldgndsk she hates you so much.] It's not funny!

[mischiefbreeder]

Yeah it is! That outfit so doesn't suit you, Crys! They make you look like someone who actually enjoys fun!

[kickingcatcher]

Didn't you read the translation!? My mom made me wear it! And you know, Ling said that, but he was nice about it!

[mischiefbreeder]

I can see that, but that's beside the point! It still doesn't suit you! Stick to your original clothes, those look way better on you!

[kickingcatcher]

[... whoa wait what.] U-um... th-thanks, I guess. [Did he seriously just say that...]

[mischiefbreeder]

...Geez, remind me never to pay you another compliment if you're gonna get all stuttery and blushy over it. [It's so weird. He likes srsbsns Crys better. She's more fun to tease.]

[kickingcatcher]

Well, compliments from you are rare! [She crosses her arms.] You never say much about me besides "oh that's the serious gal"!

[mischiefbreeder]

I just call it like I see it!

[kickingcatcher]

And you call it incorrectly!

[mischiefbreeder]

You're just provin' my point here!

[kickingcatcher]

I am not! I'm just saying you're wrong!

[mischiefbreeder]

Am not!

[kickingcatcher]

[... hell no.] I'm not having this argument with you. There are plenty of people who think I'm not serious, you know.

[mischiefbreeder]

Name five.

[kickingcatcher]

[... give her a minute.] W-well, I'm sure Yellow doesn't. Same for Masaomi. And neither does Ling.

[She thinks. She has no proof of any of this.] Oh, Senior Green doesn't. [Because he's just as serious.] And Frey. There, five people.

[mischiefbreeder]

Yellow could never think ill of anyone, and I bet Masaomi totally thinks you're serious. But he doesn't care because he's too busy checkin' out your legs. Senior Green's opinion of serious doesn't count because he puts you to shame in that department, and Frey wouldn't say it if he thought it anyway. [He barely remembers Ling.]

[kickingcatcher]

Wha-- Masaomi isn't looking at my legs! A-and Senior Green isn't that serious!

[The rest, however, she can't deny.] ... I'm not serious all the time.

[mischiefbreeder]

Trust me, yeah he is. [That's in reference to both Masaomi and Green.]

[kickingcatcher]

[She crosses her arms, putting on an annoyed expression.]

Well, what's so bad about being serious? With you and Silver, someone has to be levelheaded.

[mischiefbreeder]

You're so 'levelheaded' I could balance a cup on your head.

[kickingcatcher]

You always make it sound like being serious and levelheaded is a bad thing.

[mischiefbreeder]

All work and no play makes Crystal a dull gal.

[kickingcatcher]

It's better than your "all play and no work". And I do too play.

[mischiefbreeder]

Like when?

[kickingcatcher]

With the kids at Mr. Earl's Academy. And at the Violet Theme Park.

[She didn't actually play there, but... she wanted to.]

[mischiefbreeder]

I bet you got wrapped up in catching both times.

[kickingcatcher]

I played with the kids at Mr. Earl's Academy all the time! And I had to help Bill get away from the Starmie that attacked him at the park.

[So there.]