Spy is suffering.

[stabstabstab]

Mademoiselle, just...just stop. With all due...respect, I know you are trying, but 30 deaths and 7 backstabs is a horrible score. This is undeniably the worst time to try and learn how to be a Spy, what with all the mumbling abominations roaming the map. I would really advise you to wait until the current craze runs its course, and your friend comes back from her holiday to tutor you, for the sake of both our sanities.

In the mean time, humour yourself with your tags. You are running behind, no? You do not want the Assistant to start yelling at you again. The house is going well, and your application for that city is ready. As much as I enjoy all the attention you are giving me, I think you should focus on the others. They need the help, not me.

Comments

[medick]

[ remember when medic was all "You get burned too!" and spy were like "I outsmart them!" And then I was all "I'm rather grumpy and mad at you." — that was great.

♫: the schadenfreude, honestly. ]

[stabstabstab]

[Not. Impressed. At all.]

There is a difference between my lady and me. I do hope you realise that, Docteur.

[A beat, and then a small smile.]

She was playing the BLU fool instead though. The shorter respawn times are better suited to beginners, after all.

[medick]

Of course I do, yet imagining you with such an off-day... [ heh ] — but ah, BLU you say?

[ ... ahaha! ]

They whine too much, but can be rather good conversationalists to my birds at times when not in a begging mood, did you know?

[stabstabstab]

No I did not. [Yes he did.]

The Administrator made you return the head though, if I recall correctly?

[not_onyourside]

[Just laughing.

More laughing.

In fact he's just gonna keep laughing until he starts choking and snorting because really, this is hysterical.]

Oh I needed zhat. Zhank you mon ami.

[stabstabstab]

[He raised an eyebrow, but waits for the laughter to die down before he speaks, completely deadpan.]

You are welcome. It is entertaining to watch her use the BLU fool, but I would rather not hurt her feelings or put her down any more than she already does to herself.

[not_onyourside]

Well she ees still learning. Perhaps you should give her some pointers?

[stabstabstab]

[He shrugs.]

I have, but...she is just terrible at trailing people. Most of her backstabs were pure luck.

[not_onyourside]

Well you can not be expecting her to jump over stairs for railing kills on her first attempt. Such zhings must be practised. She will get better.

[appleforyou]

Thirty? I almost didn't think it was possible to do worse at that game than the loser I have to put up with. That level of awful is almost impressive~ ♪

[stabstabstab]

You obviously have not seen my lady at work. She is used to labourers and Medics, it will take awhile for me to train her. But she is willing to learn, which is important. There may be hope. Scant, and a mere glimmer, but some hope is better than none.

[appleforyou]

That's the spirit! The best lessons are the ones you learn over the corpses of your enemies! ♥ How long has she been at it?

[stabstabstab]

A day or so.

[appleforyou]

That's all? [She thinks about it, then nods in agreement.] Yeah. With these sorts who aren't grace with natural talent, there's no way to learn without a little extra blood and dirt.

... If anything, I guess I've got to give her some credit for trying. Mine seems to almost exclusively shy away from you types.

[a_sharp_dresser]

30 deaths and 7 backstabs...

[He shakes his head.]

Zhat is horrible. Non...pathetic is a more proper term.

[stabstabstab]

Considering that she was playing BLU?

Yes.

[a_sharp_dresser]

[Was that supposed to be an insult? If so, needs work, RED.]

Yes. We all can do far better zhen zhat.

[stabstabstab]

Especially when Pyros are involved, apparently. I feel pity for you; how did your entire team fall to one idiot of thing who dreams of lollipops and rainbows? It is simple enough to kill a Pyro; a headshot, a minigun, even a sentry. There are more ways than I can count.

[sentryslinger]

She's got to learn sometime, Spy. Some folks work learn when the pressure's on.

[stabstabstab]

True. She is doing better than when she first started. Thankfully I was not around then, but according to her records, she had...





...27 deaths and 2 backstabs.

[Just....just face-palming and cursing softly in French. I'm sorry Spy.]

[sentryslinger]

She can consider herself lucky she's got someone who can help her out now, then.

[Not that he'll complain about someone having subpar skills as a Spy.]

You are helping her, right?

[stabstabstab]

She has friends who have some skill, so all hope is not lost. I can only do so much for her though; there is much that she will have to pick up by herself.

[pocketsurgeon]

Gut. Ve could do viz less Spies all around.

[stabstabstab]

Ah, evening Docteur. I was wondering when I would see you after the Pyro had it's fun with you. Did you enjoy the update?

[pocketsurgeon]

Of course nicht! Vy vould I enjoy being locked een a barn und set on fire? Was ist los mit dir?!?