action meme + npcing decepticons with keanu reeves from speed

[nonononono]

"Because there is a handkerchief in his pocket that has the key to the future and holy shit that passenger bus just blew up a block away."

Please, for the love of God, do not give Michael Bay more ideas. Okay? Matrix and a sock and glasses and everything, it's flimsy, all right, but it's not as bad as a handkerchief containing the, the, the whatever. That's beneath Bay. That's like James Cameron shit. So don't. Just.

I'm glad you like Barricade. I was okay with you NPC-ing him up in that thread. But Starscream? Are you kidding me?

If you have any sense of decency, you won't tag back. This is hideous and getting worse, and I don't care if you're laughing, because guess what? I'm not.

Comments

[realeffingdeal]

...Doesn't he already have ideas? I better be in the next one.

[That's all that matters. The rest of what you said didn't register.]

[nonononono]

I dunno. You've seen him in that TV ad, right? With the Bumblebee in the background and the T-rex and blowing up his pool? Or the bank commercial he did?

He's like, uh, you know...he's kind of having fun making fun of himself. I think he should just do that and, you know, uh...leave robots alone. For, like, ever.

[realeffingdeal]

Tch, of course I have, bro! Those were sick! But have you seen how much mulah he got out of those robot movies? And I was in one! Dude could taze me all day and night, so long as it's not in the ballsac. Unless it's Megan Fox doing the tazing.

[nonononono]

Maybe he'll do another one with you in it.

And I'll eat you in my robocottage.

[realeffingdeal]

Ick! The fuck is wrong with you, dude? Impregnating you with a giant metal tongue and gestating eggs in your stomach wasn't bad enough? Ugh.

[nonononono]

Oh, come on. You know...

Running for your life
from Shia Labeouf
He's brandishing a knife!
It's Shia Labeouf!

...right?

THREADJACKING CAUSE I HAVE TO

[bringtherain]

Psh, now who's having fun mocking themself?

you asked for this

[actualcannibal]

You should really go back to ABC, Josh.

Bring it

[bringtherain]

And you should go back to the Disney Channel, Labeouf.

my inbox is setting fire to the rain rn

[actualcannibal]

You think you're funny, but you know what? People only ever watch your shit because you're handsome.

Your characters never have any depth. They're all pretty faces with six pack abs. Even in All My Children, that's all you were.

I worked with Sigourney Weaver, mother fucker!

I'm dying right now oh my god

[bringtherain]

Were you even alive back then?

Look, I know you think you're hot shit right now because you've got three Transformers around your belt and maybe that Holes film, but now you've been resorted to a meme.

Have fun with that, buddy.

i hope you're happy

[actualcannibal]

Tell me again about Las Vegas.

I am

[bringtherain]

Tell me again about Surf's Up.

[actualcannibal]

[you've done it
you've won

you've killed off
shia labeouf]

[sweet_riiiiims]

Starscream? Not much a Decepticon if you ask me...

[nonononono]

[LOOK WHO IT IS!

FUCK YOU BUDDY.]

Enough to be in a movie, am I right?

[sweet_riiiiims]

[You know he's the best bot.]

If you can call it a movie.

[nonononono]

[excuse you you are not talking to mister hammer right now calm your ego]

What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

[sweet_riiiiims]

Nothing, just a little thing called the fourth wall. Seems easily broken round these parts.

[Excuse me, but this is Knockout you're talking to not Blanketron.]

[nonononono]

[excuse you but you're gay]

No shit. But just because it's a bad movie doesn't mean it's not a movie. Don't be stupid.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Excuse you, but he's an awesome gay.]

Right, and I suppose that hour and a half of motion blur was just build up.

[nonononono]

[sam dw to know from personal experience ok]

You know, if you're just going to insult my totally awesome and not at all terrible to Cybertron's legacy canon, you can vroom the hell away. Like right now.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[You will shut up and listen regardless.]

It insults itself, it doesn't need my help~

[sixthanimorph]

Are you whining again? I thought you got all that out of your system last time.

[notintwopieces]

[.......Heeeee can't help but give a slightly exasperated smile.]

At least Bay didn' kill y'off?

Me an' th'mun are still waitin' for Prowler t'be in one'a th'movies, though. An' Sunstreaker.

We must be masochists...